…And join Credit Suisse, where Brady Dougan promises to take full responsibility for his mistakes. At the marginally more successful, slightly less tax-evading Swiss bank in town, Callan will serve as Managing Director and head of its Global Hedge Fund Business, a position created specially for well-heeled woman. Callan’s new gig starts on September 2, which also happens to be someone‘s birthday, so hopefully she’ll be down for a joint celebration. Interestingly enough, when asked by Erin Burnett about the appointment, Jim Cramer chose to say nothing, which has never happened before. Make of that what you will.
Earlier: CFO Erin Callan, COO Joseph Gregory Out At Lehman Brothers
Word is that Brady Dougan likes them extra-cougary.
Too long, didn’t read.
Not worth a shit until they announce DICK fuld has withdrawn.
Clearly this was a “pity” hire. This newly created position at CS looks alot like an old favor she called in.
Not many “newly created positions” being created at CS these days other than the temps hired to help pack boxes.
NEWS STORY FOR N. 6134 (Source: DJ)
14:48 07/15 PRESS RELEASE: Erin Callan Joins Credit Suisse as Head of Hedge Fund
…business…In this newly
created position, Ms. Callan will join the Investment Bank Management Committee
and the Global Client Steering Committee. Her appointment is effective
September 2, 2008 and she will be based in New York.
What a joke!!
WTF, Why would Credit Suisse want her?
@ analyst–…you posted that b/c why?
WTF, Why would Credit Suisse want her?
@ 2:53, because when this story was 1st posted on DB it was not included, hoss. Post has been updated subsuently.
that’s interesting Dealbook editor, b/c Dealbreaker posted this at 2:35, Dealbook at 2:40. You keep fighting the good fight, though!
Yet another female appointment at CSFB. Pretty soon they’ll have to change the name to incorporate Greek letters…
BL,
Do you have a position on The Shocker?
I’d hit it. Thrice.
@3:01
Oh I would fuck her, but I don’t think CS should have hired her
Don’t flatter yourselves, most of you would fuck anything with 2 legs, and only require a brief moment’s consideration for a girl with only 1 of them…
Cannot wait to see the new picture of her at CS.
@girl – how much consideration if no legs?
@3:10
I actually turned down sex two weeks ago, I’m not that easy……
I believe the relevant term is “well-heeled” = meaning having plenty of money – unless there is some pun here I don’t understand?
Main Entry:
well–heeled
Function:
adjective
Date:
1897
: having plenty of money : well-fixed
@3:12 – A minute 30 and a bud light
@3:13- Not being able to rise to the challenge and turning it down are not the same thing ha
The bitterness is back. girl, have you tried chicks?
Erin Callan needs to merge w. a legless girl to survive
@ girl – how many legs do you have?
@girl Bud light? WTF.
With Erin getting the summer off, they’ll be a lot of tired college boys in The Hamptons this summer. No word on whether she is a fan of the shocker.
I would rather do a girl with no legs than with one.
@2:57 (cough carney cough) , i wasn’t referencing time, just details of the article. in fact i prefer dealbreaker to dealbook (only partly because of bess)and read it much more.
Girl, I can rise to the challenge…Want be to show you
I have 8 legs; I’m actually an octopus.
@3:27- “partly because of bess” and mostly because of what?
very good point 3:27, never really thought of it.
just one leg would seem kind of strange.
I don’t hear girl’s answer to to 3:28. Maybe she wen’t sissy on us.
@3:12
Never. Snail tracks are a bitch to clean up.
Anyone else notice the WSJ drew her with a freaking beard?!
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB121614671139755285.html?mod=hps_us_whats_news
@3:42 – much easier to shave though
I was on a conf call.
Oh yes, please show me Guest. I’ll meet you and all the other 9 million guests claiming to be you at the corner pub (don’t worry, you’ll figure out which corner, there are only like 20 billion of them in new york) at 5 oclock sharp.
Can’t wait!
Girl you disappoint me
I think I did girl during the weekend. Can provide the number of the craiglist ad if interested. Ask for ‘Amy’.