Never Change!

Posted by Bess Levin, Jul 30, 2008, 3:30pm

jeffepstein.jpgHonestly, we never cared much either way about massage enthusiast/Bear Stearns investor Jeff Epstein but we're starting to love The Ladies Man who, according to Page Six, has been spending his incarcerated days "at the [prison] library e-mailing various models he befriended in New York, sending them boxes of chocolates and promising them career help." No sense wasting time getting back in the saddle.

We Hear [NYP]

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Tags: Jeffrey Epstein, Ladies, prison

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Posted by guest, Jul 30, 2008 3:51PM

Richard Johnson is one of the funniest "double entendre" names I have ever read!

~Peter O'Toole

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Posted by Anal_yst, Jul 30, 2008 3:55PM

godspeed Jeff, our hearts (and other organs) are with you!

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Posted by guest, Jul 30, 2008 4:18PM

Connie Lingus! Paging Connie Lingus!

Mike Hunt? Is Mike Hunt here?

-DK

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Posted by guest, Jul 30, 2008 4:22PM

This is the type of inspired commentary that has been lacking from these boards due to the mayonnaise problem. Thank god it's been sufficiently censored.

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Posted by guest, Jul 30, 2008 4:33PM

"Creamy Center"

"Double Chocolate Pillow"

"Gooey Delight"

Are these chocolates or tranny hooker names?

You be the judge!

-DK

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Posted by guest, Jul 30, 2008 5:26PM

#3 that's f'n hilarious
I P Daily

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