• 10 Jul 2008 at 5:06 PM

Write-Offs: 07.10.08

$$$ Alex Soros‘ Summer in Southampton [CityFile]
$$$ That Time I Hired The Restructuring Consultant to Restructure Me [LoSC]
$$$So I accepted the job offer from the hedge fund last week.” [Craigslist]
$$$ Let My Haters Entertain You aka They Feed Me The Fuel That I Need For The Fire [TimSykes]

Comments (20)

  1. Posted by guest | July 10, 2008 at 5:40 PM

    guido tommy boy

  2. Posted by Anal_yst | July 10, 2008 at 5:43 PM

    One would think that anyone worth their weight in shite would have their facebook privacy prefs on lockdown, especially so if that person was born of billionaire, wealthy loins…freakin dbag

  3. Posted by guest | July 10, 2008 at 6:12 PM

    I can now understand why Soros wants the death tax. If this douche were my son then I would also want the government, communists, aliens, whoever to take away all of my wealth before it made it to this moron’s hands.

  4. Posted by Lowly Assistant | July 10, 2008 at 6:27 PM

    Who would’ve thought Alex would be a fan of Foucault?? Shocked! I bet it’s really a pleasure to be the girl in his arms, deflecting budweiser-fueled saliva as he waxes poetic about human sexuality…

  5. Posted by guest | July 10, 2008 at 6:31 PM

    First photo, above the article.
    The guy to the right, with the red-eyes is just plain scary.

  6. Posted by guest | July 10, 2008 at 6:42 PM

    If my dad is George Soros, I’d be doing exactly the same thing too.

  7. Posted by guest | July 10, 2008 at 7:03 PM

    2nd generation money always sucks at life.

  8. Posted by guest | July 10, 2008 at 7:41 PM

    I am shocked by how ugly and fat young Soros happened to be; one would think his daddy could screw someone attractive…

  9. Posted by guest | July 10, 2008 at 8:40 PM

    Bigger douche… young Sykes or young Soros?

  10. Posted by TimothySykes | July 10, 2008 at 9:41 PM

    definitely young Sykes…money screwed me up bad and I didn’t have much of it! Hopefully Soros matures as I have :)

  11. Posted by guest | July 10, 2008 at 10:04 PM

    Sykes, get lost! “Money screwed you up”: you have no clue what real money is. So just shut it.

  12. Posted by guest | July 10, 2008 at 10:13 PM

    I would kindly ask that DB not post anything related to TS. Every post promotes his site – why do this? It stopped being entertaining a long time ago. Thank you.

  13. Posted by TimothySykes | July 10, 2008 at 10:36 PM

    LOL i love the finance freaks here that think a few million dollars isn’t a lot of money…they really have no clue how much $ that is in the real world, especially for a 20 year old…god damn its a beautiful thing

  14. Posted by guest | July 10, 2008 at 11:01 PM

    Has to happen – feds plan bail out for fannie and freddie
    “Senior Bush administration officials are considering a plan to have the government take over one or both of the companies and place them in a conservatorship if their problems worsen, people briefed about the plan said on Thursday”
    How much is that going to cost the tax payers.

  15. Posted by guest | July 10, 2008 at 11:19 PM

    i am diagnosed with lyme disease and it’s causing bell’s palsy on my face

  16. Posted by Anal_yst | July 11, 2008 at 12:21 AM

    @6:42
    If my dad were George Soros, no fuckin way would I be put-putting around in a lil 40′ outboard (at least thats what the boat appears to be). Fuck, my playtoy would at the very least be like a Riva or Sunseeker in the 65+ range, at minimum!

  17. Posted by guest | July 11, 2008 at 2:12 AM

    Why is everything now “guido” this or “guido” that? Isn’t George Soros from a Greek family, anyway?
    These fashionable ethnic slurs are so stupid.
    I’m assuming that Alex Soros posted those lovely photos of himself. He seems to be as short of smarts as he is of looks. Hire a personal trainer, Alex; a lot can be achieved with all that free time. And discourage your friends from taking pictures of you when you’re doing drugs.

  18. Posted by guest | July 11, 2008 at 7:55 AM

    Soros is a Hungarian Jew.

  19. Posted by guest | July 11, 2008 at 10:48 AM

    I think it’s rather hysterical how Sykes tried to be a hedge fund manager and failed miserably. Then because he couldnt hack it on Wall Street , he now rips everyone else there. He has now lowered himself to being some used-car salesman trying to sell stock tips on illiquid stocks. What are you bringing in a year trading that garbage Tim? 20k ? LOL. Your website is a mess. Your book was a failure (didnt you mention it was gonna sell 100′s of thousands of copies ?) What did it sell…7000!!! It’s ok Tim, just because you were a colossal failure trying to get into the hedge fund world doesnt mean you have to be soooooooooo jealous of everyone else who is a sucess. Maybe after a few years of being some hack flipping 100 shares of stock you can regroup and try to get a job on the street again. Keep up the good work making the rest of Wall Street laugh when your name comes up.

  20. Posted by lemmerdeur | July 11, 2008 at 1:47 PM

    The craigslist post I sent last month was a thousand times better than this. BESS HATES ME AND WANTS TO EAT MY SOUL.

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