You Know You Want It

By Bess Levin

Before Steve Ballmer unveils Microsoft’s new strategy for killing it, today at 11:30:

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Posted by guest | July 24, 2008 at 11:18 AM

i’ll bet this clown has road rage…
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Posted by guest | July 24, 2008 at 11:29 AM

All of Ballmer’s statements fall into one of three categories:
1. Lies.
2. Exaggerations.
3. Things so obvious as to not require stating.
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Posted by guest | July 24, 2008 at 11:51 AM

Ballmer couldn’t find a strategy if it bit him in the ass.
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Posted by guest | July 24, 2008 at 11:54 AM

Wow. I think I am blind now. He is completely out of breath for stomping around for 30 seconds.
Love that there is Gloria Estefan playing in the background. How is that going to pump you up? You need something like House of Pain…
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Posted by guest | July 24, 2008 at 12:37 PM

I thought that was H. Dean.
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Posted by guest | July 24, 2008 at 12:39 PM

I thought it was H. Dean…Asshat extraordinaire.
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Posted by chad | July 24, 2008 at 1:12 PM

he had to read this site for 20 minutes to get the balls to be able to do that, http://www.realultimatepower.net
I like those “Ballmer’s number 1′s” with the slight gangsta lean.
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Posted by kimbo | July 24, 2008 at 3:12 PM

hahaha. i wonder if zuck has reached a new level of self-righteousness having pulled the wool over this clown’s eyes or crying that he’s now in bed with him… either way @7, agree, extraordinaire.

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