• 01 Aug 2008 at 9:41 AM

Blackstone, TPG To Follow

By Bess Levin

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Comments (36)

  1. 1
    Posted by guest | August 1, 2008 at 9:52 AM

    Wow…thanks for the google search and for reporting whats in the journal. Really reaching today aren’t we Bess?

  2. 2
    Posted by guest | August 1, 2008 at 9:55 AM

    Wow. Way to get the joke, idiot. Do you see a lot of Carlyle resumes on your desk today?

  3. 3
    Posted by bank_teller | August 1, 2008 at 9:57 AM

    Bess, don’t you change. Don’t chaaaaaannnnnnnnggggggeeeee!!!

  4. 4
    Posted by guest | August 1, 2008 at 9:59 AM

    @9:52– really reaching to be a fucking moron today, aren’t you? hey, can you send me the journal article that gives us the details of the carlyle group– as a whole, and not just the hedge fund– liquidating?

  5. 5
    Posted by guest | August 1, 2008 at 10:01 AM

    I don’t get it. You didn’t link to a story. Or even put some funny comment like those LOL Catz. Those things are funny.

  6. 6
    Posted by guest | August 1, 2008 at 10:02 AM

    I don’t get it. You didn’t link to a story. Or even put some funny comment like those LOL Catz. Those things are funny.

  7. 7
    Posted by guest | August 1, 2008 at 10:04 AM

    THE STORY IS THE HEADLINE: ‘CARLYLE GROUP TO LIQUIDATE’ WHICH ISN’T ACTUALLY HAPPENING, YOU FUCKING RETARDS. Or did you actually think the entire fucking Carlyle Group, and not just its hedge fund, was liquidating?

  8. 8
    Posted by guest | August 1, 2008 at 10:06 AM

    Has anyone seen the Miley Cyrus movie yet?

  9. 9
    Posted by guest | August 1, 2008 at 10:08 AM

    Look! Bess made it idiot-proof, @9:52. Or perhaps I give you too much credit.

  10. 10
    Posted by bank_teller | August 1, 2008 at 10:11 AM

    sounds like some people on this list have a case of the fridays.

  11. 11
    Posted by FUNdamental | August 1, 2008 at 10:13 AM

    DEALBREAKER TO STOP POSTING!!!!
    (things the simpletons can’t follow)

  12. 12
    Posted by guest | August 1, 2008 at 10:13 AM

    @bank_teller– nah, i’m completely calm. just annoying that some people– 9:52– are so retarded as to act like sanctimonious little douche bags when they themselves don’t get the joke.

  13. 13
    Posted by guest | August 1, 2008 at 10:21 AM

    sanctimonious? Ugh…that’s a big adjective for a Friday…

  14. 14
    Posted by guest | August 1, 2008 at 10:22 AM

    sanctimonious? Ugh…that’s a big adjective for a Friday…

  15. 15
    Posted by guest | August 1, 2008 at 10:23 AM

    @10:04 -
    Yeah, it’s part of the broken headline – “Carlyle Group to Liquidate 600 million hedge fund”
    http://online.wsj.com/article/SB121755198963303009.html?mod=googlenews_wsj
    ~Mr. M

  16. 16
    Posted by guest | August 1, 2008 at 10:24 AM

    Carlyle and Blackstone need to merge in order to survive.
    TPG is safe. My sources tell me the TPG cafeteria if fully stocked with Mayo

  17. 17
    Posted by guest | August 1, 2008 at 10:24 AM

    @15– idiot. when you go to google news, that’s the headline. carlyle group to liquidate.

  18. 18
    Posted by guest | August 1, 2008 at 10:25 AM

    god you guys– 9:52, 10:24– are losers.

  19. 19
    Posted by guest | August 1, 2008 at 10:29 AM

    too long, didn’t read

  20. 20
    Posted by guest | August 1, 2008 at 10:31 AM

    @10:23–We know its a broken headline. We don’t actually think that the Journal reported that Carlyle is going the way of the dinosaurs. That’s why it’s funny. You idiot.

  21. 21
    Posted by guest | August 1, 2008 at 10:34 AM

    Will the Associates at Carlyle still get their bonuses? Anyone hear the numbers?

  22. 22
    Posted by guest | August 1, 2008 at 10:35 AM

    What would TGFD think at this point?
    TOGFD

  23. 23
    Posted by FUNdamental | August 1, 2008 at 10:35 AM

    @20 + 21 – I think i’ve spotted something else broken…

  24. 24
    Posted by Anal_yst | August 1, 2008 at 10:39 AM

    @ Fun
    Sadly, I fear that some may actually question whether you’re serious, sigh…
    …amazing how much more coherent one is on fridays when not hungover (/still drunk)

  25. 25
    Posted by FUNdamental | August 1, 2008 at 10:40 AM

    //but when double posts get deleted, the joke gets a big FAIL.

  26. 26
    Posted by guest | August 1, 2008 at 10:43 AM

    DB Fridays are the best. Where are the stories of Enstien and Ackman having a devils threeway with Callan? I mean if your going to blow sh*t up our asses…. well you can’t be half pregnant.

  27. 27
    Posted by guest | August 1, 2008 at 10:52 AM

    Do people at Carlyle stay at The Carlyle? Luckily they’re not called Motel 6.

  28. 28
    Posted by guest | August 1, 2008 at 10:54 AM

    I have theory that Bess comes on and trashes people who make dumb comments using the guest function

  29. 29
    Posted by guest | August 1, 2008 at 10:56 AM

    @10:54– except that if you check her commenting history she has no compunction about trashing people under her name?

  30. 30
    Posted by guest | August 1, 2008 at 10:59 AM

    Bess, I don’t know why I love you but I do

  31. 31
    Posted by guest | August 1, 2008 at 11:05 AM

    anyone know was goldman associate pay was

  32. 32
    Posted by bank_teller | August 1, 2008 at 11:13 AM

    top associates got an assburger with mayo

  33. 33
    Posted by guest | August 1, 2008 at 11:37 AM

    #29 = bess

  34. 34
    Posted by guest | August 1, 2008 at 11:39 AM

    #33 = guest

  35. 35
    Posted by guest | August 1, 2008 at 12:00 PM

    #18 – I couldn’t agree more.

  36. 36
    Posted by guest | August 1, 2008 at 3:12 PM

    Bess is the best.

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