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As many of you know, Citigroup fired Take A Report editor Michael J. McCarthy this week, who turned out to also be a seven-year veteran of the firm, most recently trading shares of utility and power companies. McCarthy, known as “Large” to the TAR audience never identified himself or the Citi association on the site, though apparently did use his work computer to wax poetic on gang bangs, football, and lazy eyes in his free time.
While we say completely sincerely that it’s a tragedy this talented writer had to be fired for a fairly innocuous offense– C spokeswoman Danielle Romero Apsilos said MJM was “terminated for behavior that violated the firm’s code of conduct and policies”–it seems like a no-brainer that if you work at a public company obsessed with asinine corporate protocol (and they all are), this is the sort of shit you should lay off of. And if you work for a public company that counts itself among (and very close to the top of) all the US financial institutions bleeding out of every orifice whilst simultaneously getting pounded in the ass by, for instance, Andrew Cuomo, and so desperate to fire people that they’re asking you to turn in your colleagues for offenses like mispronouncing the last syllable in ‘Ron Blarney’ (it’s Blar-nay), you should really lay off shit like this.
Citigroup Cashiers Mr. `Large’ Before ’08 Equities in Dallas [Bloomberg]

Comments (37)

  1. Posted by guest | August 8, 2008 at 12:27 PM

    thats more like it.

  2. Posted by guest | August 8, 2008 at 12:29 PM

    Liked the picture.
    Didn’t read the text.

  3. Posted by guest | August 8, 2008 at 12:30 PM

    Are those two legal?

  4. Posted by guest | August 8, 2008 at 12:33 PM

    Too skinny to be over 18. Once girls hit college they lose those great bodies…what a shame.

  5. Posted by guest | August 8, 2008 at 12:35 PM

    @2 is illiterate.

  6. Posted by guest | August 8, 2008 at 12:36 PM

    What I wouldn’t give for an hour with those 2 and a jar of mayo…

  7. Posted by guest | August 8, 2008 at 12:40 PM
  8. Posted by guest | August 8, 2008 at 12:40 PM

    @6, what i wouldn’t give to see you try to pick those girls up and them spit at the ground you walk on. Then you’ll really need the mayo.

  9. Posted by guest | August 8, 2008 at 12:43 PM

    @8 – I doubt they can spit through duct tape.

  10. Posted by guest | August 8, 2008 at 12:45 PM

    wow- uber creepy

  11. Posted by guest | August 8, 2008 at 12:46 PM

    bia and branca feres. synchronized swimmers from brazil.

  12. Posted by guest | August 8, 2008 at 12:48 PM

    @9, well I am certain that is what it would take…

  13. Posted by guest | August 8, 2008 at 12:49 PM

    nice call 11!…a google image search proved very enlightening…

  14. Posted by guest | August 8, 2008 at 12:51 PM

    TAR coulda told you that

  15. Posted by guest | August 8, 2008 at 12:52 PM

    I hooked up with Bia Feres in Rio two summers ago, she is hot but her sister is hotter…

  16. Posted by guest | August 8, 2008 at 12:59 PM

    yeah that’s the ticket

  17. Posted by guest | August 8, 2008 at 1:10 PM

    gives me a throbber.

  18. Posted by guest | August 8, 2008 at 1:10 PM
  19. Posted by whatelseisgoingon | August 8, 2008 at 1:12 PM

    @6… I understand the jar of mayo… but what are the 2 hours for?

  20. Posted by Anal_yst | August 8, 2008 at 1:26 PM

    I am so f&cked, sh!t

  21. Posted by guest | August 8, 2008 at 1:29 PM

    @ 20
    I understand. I frequent, on a daily basis actually, a sports based website that has done multiple posts on the twins.
    -Nominate me

  22. Posted by guest | August 8, 2008 at 1:30 PM

    Those two girls need to merge in order to survive

  23. Posted by guest | August 8, 2008 at 1:33 PM

    those two posts need to merge in order to survive

  24. Posted by Anal_yst | August 8, 2008 at 1:38 PM

    @ nominate me
    at least you’re not creating the content, countdown to my untimely demise starts in 3…2…1…

  25. Posted by guest | August 8, 2008 at 1:43 PM

    Long live Large!

  26. Posted by guest | August 8, 2008 at 1:44 PM

    I went ATM (Bira’s A to Branca’s M) at the Winternationals last year in Brisbane.

  27. Posted by NotNasser | August 8, 2008 at 2:14 PM

    22-24,
    Your posts need to merge in order … well, unfortunately they’ll survive anyway.
    in order not to irritate.

  28. Posted by guest | August 8, 2008 at 2:18 PM

    who are those girls in the picture?

  29. Posted by hedgehog | August 8, 2008 at 2:23 PM

    holy crap… i may have found a new favorite blog! (sorry bess)

  30. Posted by guest | August 8, 2008 at 2:26 PM

    the blog is not smart freshman year frat douche humor. hot girls though.

  31. Posted by guest | August 8, 2008 at 3:01 PM

    Those girls are hot. I wonder what their heads would look like on a stick.
    Bruce Wayne

  32. Posted by guest | August 8, 2008 at 3:08 PM

    Tapped ‘em both. It was….wwell, words can’t describe!
    The Other Guy From Delaware
    (What? They were at the beach….._

  33. Posted by guest | August 8, 2008 at 4:02 PM

    Brazilian synchronized swimming twins. Wow.

  34. Posted by Anal_yst | August 8, 2008 at 4:14 PM

    all i can say about this (esp the one on the right), is
    8===========D~~~~~

  35. Posted by guest | August 8, 2008 at 4:33 PM

    any of the links NSFW?

  36. Posted by guest | August 8, 2008 at 8:21 PM

    Well, if they don’t make it in the highly-lucrative field that is competitive synchronized swimming, I think they would do pretty well in the slightly-less-lucrative field of “being tied up in my basement.”

  37. Posted by gin | August 10, 2008 at 12:56 PM

    Didn’t this Large person, say “no comment” and refrain from saying anything specific? If I were Mrs. Large I would be planning on where to apply the funds from the ever powerful Citigroup, for putting his name out there. I think they just blew it.
    Hello legal team…

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