• 11 Aug 2008 at 10:11 AM

Confidential To Mike From Lehman: Tara’s Looking For You!

By Bess Levin

As you know, things are pretty tense over at Lehman Brothers. If Dick Fuld and the shareholders can’t get lucky, wouldn’t it be nice if at least one of the mini Brohamsters could? Or, depending on how much Tara cares, multiple mini Broheims? It would. If we all drop everything we’re doing, I’m sure we can solve this Missed Connection by noon, just in time for a lunchtime rendezvous:

Mike from Lehman, it’s Tara – w4m (Midtown East)
Hey, I am really taking a stab in the dark here. Mike, you met my co-worker and I while we were chatting (we’re both “Feds!”), having been drawn in the Verizon FiOS thing going on at 53rd and Lex. You were with your former co-worker, but I didn’t know if she was a girlfriend. We all chatted for a while, and I really wanted to exchange contact information but didn’t want to cross any boundaries. I don’t know what your situation is, but would love to meet up with you again…

Comments (11)

  1. 1
    Posted by guest | August 11, 2008 at 10:23 AM

    Double-posts invade the main page!

  2. 2
    Posted by guest | August 11, 2008 at 10:28 AM

    And you guys bitch about double posters in the comments? Problem is we can’t go back and rescind the dup like you can…

  3. 3
    Posted by Tapecracker | August 11, 2008 at 10:28 AM

    Dear Tara; it’s Mike from Lehman: Things here continue to deteriorate… do you and your fat, ugly friend still work as “Feds”?
    If I get canned in the coming months, any chance you’d be interested in hearing about our ARS process?

  4. 4
    Posted by guest | August 11, 2008 at 10:29 AM

    And you guys bitch about double posters in the comments? Problem is we can’t go back and rescind the dup like you can…

  5. 5
    Posted by lemmerdeur | August 11, 2008 at 10:46 AM

    I smell a sting… “Hey Mike, while you are sipping champagne from my belly button, you mind if take a peek inside these folders marked “Eyes Only: The Fuldster”?

  6. 6
    Posted by guest | August 11, 2008 at 11:00 AM

    And you guys bitch about double posters in the comments? Problem is we can’t go back and rescind the dup like you can…

  7. 7
    Posted by bank_teller | August 11, 2008 at 11:06 AM

    “you met my co-worker and ME”, even though it sounds dumber in a way. the brobots are sticklers for grammar.

  8. 8
    Posted by guest | August 11, 2008 at 11:12 AM

    Tara’s fat friend has to merge with Shake Shack in order to survive.

  9. 9
    Posted by guest | August 11, 2008 at 11:26 AM

    7, priceless

  10. 10
    Posted by blndebnker | August 11, 2008 at 12:41 PM

    I am amazed that anyone is that desperate.

  11. 11
    Posted by guest | August 11, 2008 at 12:45 PM

    Tara, I am really taking a stab in the dark and I found your bloody menstrual pussy. Can I please insert?

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