7/29: Credit Suisse writes to inform clients that the rumors of suckage are, in fact, true.
8/21: One more time for the cheap seats!
From: Credit Suisse Financial Services Group
Sent: Thursday, August 21, 2008 10:28 AM
To: research.distribution@credit-suisse.com
Subject: Email Problems
Last night, Credit Suisse suffered a system problem that inadvertently resent emails from July 29th to our clients. Unfortunately that day was a very heavy earnings communication day and as a result, you may be receiving emails today referencing events that have clearly already occurred. In addition, it is not clear whether the email has been resent from the summary view of most email systems as they were redated for today. Once the email is opened, however, the sent date reflects 7/29.
We apologize for any confusion or frustration this may have caused you. We are investigating the issue to ensure this does not occur again. If you have any questions or issues, please feel free to call Lara Warner, Director of U.S. Research at 212-538-4804 or email at lara.warner@credit-suisse.com.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
The Credit Suisse Financial Services Group
What a bunch of toolboxes.
Love the BTTF reference.
Wow check out this Lara Warner broad…
Head of US Equities Research at Credit Suisse after starting as an accountant at AT&T…
The things she must have done to get to the top…must be AWESOME at her “job”
And that’s really her contact info above. I just called her office. Her secretary picked up and I asked to be directed to voicemail. I left a message, INFORMING her that she had an email problem and asked whether she was aware.
I’ve been looking for those nikes for over 20 years.
3 where did you start out? Just wondering. At best, it might have involved a lot of sending pitch books, for which you essentially did little more than change the page with the client’s name and logo, for printing and binding. And maybe if you were lucky carrying them on behalf of the MD. By hand like a frat boy carrying a keg and not in one of those canvas LL Bean bags, like the few females around you do. And if you were very very lucky every so often attending client meetings where you sat very still and didn’t speak until you were spoken too and even then said absolutely nothing of substance.
I was born at a bloomberg terminal.
First trade I made $123,874.19.
At least pitchbook making keeps your work coherent and free of typos (but I do feel sorry for those kids).
@ 6
You clearly didn’t start as an analyst, what you’ve described is what you do as an intern going into like soph, maybe JR year, and even then, you’re still missing alot
too=to #6?
6 is another one of the PCs that have been running rampant on the commentary as of late…showing the DB audience just how much tightly their ass hairs are wound.
oh….10 here again….I f*cked up in my post. here come the grammar police.
What are CS Associate #’s?
Choice of (i) $250 gift certificate to Neiman Marcus (a CSFB Private Equity portfolio company) or (ii) $1,000 of par value Alt-A RMBS assets.
you are all such TOOLS. get a f*cking life.
Can you get michael phelps phone #?
mayo!
@ 6: rock on, baby!
“You know what a Philistine is, Bob?”
“It’s Jim, sir.”
“I know. Go ahead Phil, give ‘em the pitch.”