Larry Robbins, Who's Been Carrying A Murse For Years, Takes Offense

"[Richard Cayne] Perry represents a new breed of hedge fund manager...He has completed four triathlons, yet when he's away from the office he carries a white patent-leather murse (that's a man-purse) designed by his wife."

Looking For Trouble [Fortune]

Comments

1

Posted by guest , Aug 25, 2008 11:26AM

That would make him a little mussy.

2

Posted by guest , Aug 25, 2008 11:34AM

a big mussy.

3

Posted by guest , Aug 25, 2008 11:38AM

@2: I stand corrected - big mussy.

4

Posted by guest , Aug 25, 2008 11:42AM

I wonder if his magina is bigger than his wife's?

5

Posted by guest , Aug 25, 2008 11:59AM

murse = mayo + purse

6

Posted by guest , Aug 25, 2008 12:16PM

Does his white patent leather murse match his white patent leather Mary Janes and booby socks?

7

Posted by guest , Aug 25, 2008 12:27PM

It's called a "European handbag".

8

Posted by guest , Aug 25, 2008 12:43PM

7: wrong, it's "European carry-all."

9

Posted by guest , Aug 25, 2008 12:46PM

7 & 8: damn! you beat me to it!

But what would Perry call it if he got mugged?

10

Posted by guest , Aug 25, 2008 12:59PM

Does he wear a "Bro" or a "Manzier"? Is he in any way affiliated with SAC?

11

Posted by guest , Aug 25, 2008 1:00PM

@9: He would say, "Some bitch just took my purse".

12

Posted by guest , Jan 09, 2009 9:29AM

What a shman

13

Posted by guest , Sep 11, 2009 7:10PM

The "Dazzle" yacht by Koons is a lot more imaginative and interesting and actually has a historical precedent.

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