“[Richard Cayne] Perry represents a new breed of hedge fund manager…He has completed four triathlons, yet when he’s away from the office he carries a white patent-leather murse (that’s a man-purse) designed by his wife.”

Looking For Trouble [Fortune]

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Comments (14)

  1. Posted by guest | August 25, 2008 at 11:26 AM

    That would make him a little mussy.

  2. Posted by guest | August 25, 2008 at 11:34 AM

    a big mussy.

  3. Posted by guest | August 25, 2008 at 11:38 AM

    @2: I stand corrected – big mussy.

  4. Posted by guest | August 25, 2008 at 11:42 AM

    I wonder if his magina is bigger than his wife’s?

  5. Posted by guest | August 25, 2008 at 11:59 AM

    murse = mayo + purse

  6. Posted by guest | August 25, 2008 at 12:16 PM

    Does his white patent leather murse match his white patent leather Mary Janes and booby socks?

  7. Posted by guest | August 25, 2008 at 12:27 PM

    It’s called a “European handbag”.

  8. Posted by guest | August 25, 2008 at 12:43 PM

    7: wrong, it’s “European carry-all.”

  9. Posted by guest | August 25, 2008 at 12:46 PM

    7 & 8: damn! you beat me to it!
    But what would Perry call it if he got mugged?

  10. Posted by guest | August 25, 2008 at 12:59 PM

    Does he wear a “Bro” or a “Manzier”? Is he in any way affiliated with SAC?

  11. Posted by guest | August 25, 2008 at 1:00 PM

    @9: He would say, “Some bitch just took my purse”.

  12. Posted by guest | January 9, 2009 at 9:29 AM

    What a shman

  13. Posted by guest | September 11, 2009 at 7:10 PM

    The “Dazzle” yacht by Koons is a lot more imaginative and interesting and actually has a historical precedent.

  14. Posted by investment management conference « roman holiday | April 16, 2010 at 2:45 AM

    [...] very engaging speakers. but i couldn’t keep my mind from wandering off and remembering the murse comment from dealbreaker. i had to try really hard not to break out in giggles. #gallery-1 { margin: auto; } #gallery-1 [...]

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