“[Richard Cayne] Perry represents a new breed of hedge fund manager…He has completed four triathlons, yet when he’s away from the office he carries a white patent-leather murse (that’s a man-purse) designed by his wife.”
Looking For Trouble [Fortune]

That would make him a little mussy.
a big mussy.
@2: I stand corrected – big mussy.
I wonder if his magina is bigger than his wife’s?
murse = mayo + purse
Does his white patent leather murse match his white patent leather Mary Janes and booby socks?
It’s called a “European handbag”.
7: wrong, it’s “European carry-all.”
7 & 8: damn! you beat me to it!
But what would Perry call it if he got mugged?
Does he wear a “Bro” or a “Manzier”? Is he in any way affiliated with SAC?
@9: He would say, “Some bitch just took my purse”.
What a shman
The “Dazzle” yacht by Koons is a lot more imaginative and interesting and actually has a historical precedent.
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