This month's Radar has a story on the business of fucking people for money. Apparently it's still de rigeur among old(ish) rich guys, especially those employed by banks and hedge funds which: makes sense. The writer interviews a trio of girls about what it's like to make an assload* of money for relatively little work, and overall it seems to be a pretty easy gig, save for the superhuman task of having to keep a straight face when your colleagues let their freak flags fly. Which brings us to the blind item of the day! Who is the man being described below?
*See what I did there?
Olivia recounts the time she was hired by a prominent hedge fund millionaire. "He took out all these large bills and placed them on the bed and said, 'Don't touch.' I was instructed to take my clothes off, everything. No foreplay. So I got on the bed, and he just stood at the edge of the mattress and stared. He told me that all the money was going to be mine by the end of the night. They were all hundreds--maybe 50 of them. Once I got naked, he got on the bed and unzipped his pants and told me to start playing with myself. I kind of just laid there and faked an orgasm. He started jerking off, and he shot all over the money." She smiles and hesitates for a moment before continuing."So then he grabs all of it in a bundle and throws it at me! I think he called me a dirty whore. Then he separated every bill and stuck them to my body. After he puts the last one across my mouth he looks at me and goes, 'I told you it would be yours.'" As the client watched, Olivia peeled off the bills and put them in a plastic bag. When she got home she let the money soak in the kitchen sink overnight, blow-dried it, and used it to pay her landlady.
And: can we get a guesstimate on how much semen that is? Got to be at least 10 cc's.
Secrets Of A Hipster Hooker [Radar]
Posted by guest, Aug 19, 2008 2:37PM
He managed to shoot on all 50 bills? Enough for them to stick on her? I can tell you, that's very impressive. What do you think guys? GAnalYst