I don’t mean to get you down but this is an issue of global importance that must be addressed immediately: The Daily Mail reports that due to the declining economy, those who would otherwise go topless on French beaches like St. Tropez are adding fabric instead of subtracting. According to Dr. Guy Fournier (obviously a quack), “Public morality follows people’s confidence and optimism in their wealth and lifestyle. During an economic downturn, women are less inclined to let it all hang out and more likely to cover up.” Seriously, France? Seriously? Loose morals and having threesomes and being naked are supposed to be the one thing you can do right, the one thing, and you can’t even do that? God!
Beach Goers In France Going Topless Less [UPI]
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The trouble with topless women on French beaches these days is that when they wave at you, they have so much hair under their arms it looks like they have Buckwheat in a headlock.
Bess, you are now morally obligated to show us your tits.
Do it for the economy.
Do it for the market.
Do it for US.
tits would be nice, but completely worthless without a headshot- either in the same photo or separate.
ugh you people are pathetic.
I thought bess was at the beach?
@12:00– “Meanwhile, Bess Levin is on a beach somewhere ready to shank anyone who comes between her and her margaritas (though she will in and out of here today/some days this week).”
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@ 2:
The photo in the article IS Bess. I recognize the layout.
carney is a little more slender than I anticipated.
is that Julia Kirby?
bess, i didnt know you smoked.