Opening Bell: 8.28.08

searsinside.jpgSears Holdings Reports Second Quarter Results
It's always fun to check in on our favorite hedge fund/retailer that posts weak earnings every three months... Not surprisingly, earnings were down pretty sharp, over 50 percent, due to the economy and just general stuff. The good news: Sears is making progress on getting its inventory down, and it expects higher EBITDA in the second half of the year. It's actually getting boring talking about these guys. And yes, we realize it's not a hedge fund.

China and Iraq Reach $3 Billion Oil Service Deal (NYT)
Huh. A big state-owned Chinese oil company has reached a $3 billion deal to service an oil field. It's the Ahdab oil field for those of you keeping track at home. That's great and all, but you have to wonder whether it was worth liberating Iraq from the clutches of an evil dictator only to see these oil deals to go other countries. You know?

Gold: The alternative retail investment (FT Alphaville)
Awesome: Apparently in vogue they're flogging some kind of gold-tipped fur, kind of as an investment or something. Or maybe a hedge. You know, it's one of those classic 'signs of a top' that will make for a perfect anecdote in a book, if gold is near it's top. If not, it's just an amusing story.

The monetary density of things (Evil Mad Scientist)
Speaking of gold and valuable stuff, we totally haven't been able to get enough of this blog post we came across, which looks at the value of 1 Lb. of various items, from zinc, to peacock feathers, to Marijuana, to saffron, to anti-matter (1 Lb=$26 Quadrillion). Seriously we could just stare at it all day. One interesting note: A pound of dimes is=a pound of quarter=$20. Others we've shown this to are amused by the fact that a gram of cocaine is worth $50, and that a $50 bill weighs a gram.

Officials may evacuate New Orleans as Gustav nears (AP)
Time to start paying a little more attention to Gustave on these pages perhaps, if only so we have something to point back to if this becomes a much bigger story. We'll see. Apparently there's talk of evacuating New Orleans. But it's just talk. There has to be talk. They're obviously too scarred to risk not taking it seriously.

Biden Stresses Scranton Roots (WSJ)
We haven't really watched any of last night's speeches yet. However we're not at all surprised that Joe Biden noted he's from Scranton. In the several days since the pick was announced, it's pretty much the only thing we've learned about him. Certainly the campaigns haven't done much to tout is political accomplishments. You have to go to his website to read that Biden was basically the guy who invented the notion of a "drug czar". Awesome.

Update: NBC okays Boone Pickens "Iran" ad (MediaFile)
An odd mini scandal from yesterday. NBC apparently refused to run the latest T. Boone Pickens ad dubbed "Iran". We haven't seen the ad. But we can put clues together. Pickens hates foreign oil and the ad is called Iran and NBC initially refused to run it. You do the math. Anyway, apparently they changed their mind. For what it's worth, we caught pickens on MSNBC yesterday, so it seems that the holy wall separating church and state or business and editorial is alive and well at the network.

Comments

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Posted by guest, Aug 28, 2008 8:52AM

Joe, I think what you meant to say that in Vogue, they're promoting some kind of gold-tipped fur (not fir). Textile designers have found a process by which gold can be infused into the cells of animal hides and hairs, giving a golden sheen to the resulting fur.

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Posted by guest, Aug 28, 2008 8:58AM

Is there an editor in the house?

Re: New Orleans Evacauation
"obviously to scarred"

should read
obviously TOO scarred, or
obviously TOO SCARED

which is also an editorial option.

When one demonstrates their inability to use the language correctly - time and again - it makes for a much less coherent read.

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Posted by guest, Aug 28, 2008 9:02AM

TOO long, didn't read.

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Posted by Bugs Meany, Aug 28, 2008 9:10AM

Seriously, Joe...email me a draft of the OB every morning and I'll proofread it. I'm sure a hundred other Dealbreakers would volunteer as well.

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Posted by Anal_yst, Aug 28, 2008 9:18AM

1 gram for $50? What kinda baking powder are you talking about?

Er, I mean...

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Posted by guest, Aug 28, 2008 9:19AM

Gold has had a negative real return over the past 100 years. Anyone trying to sell gold as an inflation hedge is a charlatan.

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Posted by guest, Aug 28, 2008 9:27AM

Return over 100 years is irrelevant

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Posted by guest, Aug 28, 2008 9:40AM

I'll take a pound of "zing," please.

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Posted by guest, Aug 28, 2008 9:44AM

Pickens only "hates foreign oil" insofar as it interferes with the profitability of his current position.

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Posted by guest, Aug 28, 2008 9:49AM

Fine, how about the last 50 years? Gold was approximately $35/oz in 1958. It's now $850. DJIA was 500 and now 11500.

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Posted by guest, Aug 28, 2008 9:52AM

I'm glad Biden was selected. Now, the combination of an empty-suit, inexperienced, know-nothing, hope-for-change guy with a talking-out-his-ass, loudmouth, 35-year Wash-insider, agent-of-change will be an easier ticket for McCain to beat.

BTW, a news poll was taken here in Delaware on Monday. 52.4% of the people said they didn't want Biden as VP. Haha!

The Guy from Delaware

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Posted by guest, Aug 28, 2008 9:58AM

TGFDSTFU

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Posted by guest, Aug 28, 2008 9:58AM

TGFD. There's too much of you to go around.

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Posted by guest, Aug 28, 2008 10:06AM

Sears should start selling some of Barney's clothing.

Check out Barney's "Tribeca Hat". What a desirable piece of mens wear that is. A real "wardrobe builder".

http://www.barneys.com/Mens/MENS05,default,sc.html?start=70&sz=10

That hat is my personal favorite. $149 on sale sounds like a bargain.

The Guy from Delaware

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Posted by hedgehog, Aug 28, 2008 10:16AM

The charts on the monetary density of things should be bar graphs... no idea why he's trying to infer a trend between arbitrarily chosen shit.

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Posted by guest, Aug 28, 2008 6:53PM

Weisenthal:
(I can't understand why DB has hired a moron...lol).
The Iraq oil is not going to go to foreigner.The report said Chinese are just going to do the service for Iraq probably drill and run the field since they didn't mention the nature of the business. I understand your stupid rationale afterall, that's the reason why US invaded Iraq - the oil- and still you won't get the entire Iraq oil. Maybe Chinese got that as prize for not invading Iraq and this negotiation happened during Sadam time but was halted due to invaders and now the new Iraqi government reopened and continued the negotiation. Besides, some said there is less chance that Iraqis will blow up the oil field when operated by non Western countries.
Don't fret yet US owns Iraq (in dreams). Aren't you satisfied with that Weisenthal? It feels sad though to think about soldiers killed there.

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