Question

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What do you think the destroyer of all worlds/marine life/investor capital is feeling right now?

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Posted by guest, Aug 26, 2008 1:32PM

I don't like fish. I prefer crabs.

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Posted by guest, Aug 26, 2008 1:39PM

He is thinking,"if only i had a bottle of mayo to go with this fish"

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Posted by guest, Aug 26, 2008 1:54PM

1:39 - mayo comes in jars, asshole

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Posted by guest, Aug 26, 2008 1:56PM

@ 3 mayo comes in assholes, jar

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Posted by guest, Aug 26, 2008 2:06PM

he's thinking, i wish i hadn't melted down amaranth because i'd like to do it again with this cooler named hurricane.

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Posted by guest, Aug 26, 2008 2:15PM

mmmm...thats soft, like fresh baked apple pie..

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Posted by guest, Aug 26, 2008 2:16PM

he's thinking "i'm going to burn this motherfucker [the new hf he's consulting for] down"

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Posted by guest, Aug 26, 2008 2:18PM

bungholez, mayo comes in squeezable bottles...does your entire source of food sustenance come from dinners on the company tab. Get to a Stop & Shop.

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Posted by guest, Aug 26, 2008 2:26PM

Stop & Shop = NJ, CT Nuf said

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Posted by guest, Aug 26, 2008 2:31PM

@9: Stop&Shop = CT,MA,RI,NJ and NY.

Do your homework kiddo.

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Posted by guest, Aug 26, 2008 2:32PM

Stop & Shop = NJ, CT Nuf said <===WRONG!!!

White plains, and NYC too...

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Posted by Anal_yst, Aug 26, 2008 2:38PM

"I'm Comfortable in Wrangler"

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Posted by guest, Aug 26, 2008 2:41PM

Stop & Shop = Manhattan? Doubt it. NYC usually means "really-one-of-the-outer-boros-but-if-you-read-quickly-you'll-think-I-mean-Manhattan".

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Posted by guest, Aug 26, 2008 2:46PM

No one wrote Manhattan. Technically 11 is correct. Deal with it.

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Posted by guest, Aug 26, 2008 2:50PM

14 Not disagreeing with you there. Hence my comment. Its also true that when you meet someone from Staten Island and they say they live in NYC they are technically correct as well. Just pointing out that people need to be careful.

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Posted by guest, Aug 26, 2008 2:52PM

....otherwise, they'll go looking for a Stop & Shop in Manhattan or dating someone from SI

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Posted by guest, Aug 26, 2008 2:53PM

15. True, true. This phenomenon is not just local to NYC. Happens with a lot of cities. I met a kid in college once that said he was from Chicago. Turned out he lived 2 hours south. I guess that sounds a lot better than saying you are from the sticks.

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Posted by guest, Aug 26, 2008 2:53PM

sweet halibut.

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Posted by guest, Aug 26, 2008 2:54PM

mayo IN an asshole? mmmmmmm.....

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Posted by guest, Aug 26, 2008 3:14PM

I'll show you "crab hands." By the time I'm done i'll have my own moniker "fish hands." HAHAHA

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Posted by guest, Aug 26, 2008 3:23PM

There is a Stop & Shop on Nantucket for Christ's sake

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Posted by guest, Aug 26, 2008 3:25PM

Hey, that criminal clown thief Brian Hunter is one of the financial deities whose asses you turds always want to lick. Admiration and adulation. Why criticize him now? Blasphemy!

Maybe the hurricane will blow him and his slut wife out to sea.

The Guy from Delaware

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Posted by guest, Aug 26, 2008 3:26PM

most a-holes are from somewhere else and live in manhattan. folks born in NY, NJ & CT have been going to and from NYC since they were wee kiddies but Elmer from Kansas moves to Manhattan after college and he is a new yorker instantly??

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Posted by guest, Aug 26, 2008 3:27PM

@22 TGFD-- when did we kiss his ass? seriously, produce actual instances.

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Posted by guest, Aug 26, 2008 3:36PM

I hear that old BH made a shitload of money this year! I'm sure a large portion of it will go back to the Amaranth investors because BH is a man of character.

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Posted by guest, Aug 26, 2008 3:36PM

It's hard to eat Mayo with crab hands.

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Posted by guest, Aug 26, 2008 3:42PM

@#24...

Don't ask me to do that. I can't "produce actual instances".

I get the general feeling that all you young, impressionable DB readers become somehow enchanted with wealthy Wall St scoundrels. You appear to make no distinction between legal and illegal gains, and you seem to admire people like Hunter. Money, and lots of it; that's all that matters.

This is my general impression of db posters. I'm sure there are exceptions among you.

The Guy from Delaware

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Posted by guest, Aug 26, 2008 3:46PM

TGFD,

No one kissed BH's *ss at any time. Oh, and no one cares what you think.

29

Posted by guest, Aug 26, 2008 4:01PM

@ 28 you'd have sold your mother for a tenth of his trades, as long as your check cleared before he blew up.

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Posted by guest, Aug 26, 2008 4:04PM

@17

There are no New Yorkers left in Manhattan. Just twats that grew up in the burbs who move into the city for a couple of years.

Primer for becoming a New Yorker
1) Graduate from 2nd tier school with a degree in business.
2) Get 4 friends to room with.
3) Go out Thursday nights and get wasted
4) Sleep with the same ugly sorority biotches you skullf*cked back at BU, BC, UMASS, etc.
5) Turn 30
6) Marry the least slutiest of said sorority biotches
7) Get one bedroom on UWS
8) Have kid
9) Move back to burbs and raise little twat so he can repeat the cycle in 20 years.

Most of you twats never go north of 125st unless you're going back to Scarsdale.

31

Posted by guest, Aug 26, 2008 4:07PM

30 That sounds right. And is actually kind of funny. But I'm not understanding. What is it you're suggesting as an alternative (way to live life)? We can't all be hedge fund ballers.

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Posted by guest, Aug 26, 2008 4:07PM

@#28...

You just wish you could could have licked Hunter's ass, but you didn't get the chance.

@#29...You're right about #28. Hahaha.

The Guy from Delaware

33

Posted by guest, Aug 26, 2008 4:09PM

Feeling like Sh*t cause he's short natty

34

Posted by guest, Aug 26, 2008 4:10PM

I wish I could have licked his ass? That's the best you can come up with? HA!

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Posted by guest, Aug 26, 2008 4:12PM

Wait, why would we want to go north of 125th?

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Posted by guest, Aug 26, 2008 4:14PM

North of 125th? For a Yankee game? I don't really see any other reason....

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Posted by guest, Aug 26, 2008 4:17PM

What if they opened a Brother Jimmy's north of 125th? Would that help?

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Posted by guest, Aug 26, 2008 4:18PM

@#34...

Your #28 post was pretty lame. I think my reply to it was appropriate, and it was the best I could do. Can you suggest a better one?

The Guy from Delaware

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Posted by guest, Aug 26, 2008 4:22PM

30 funny.

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Posted by guest, Aug 26, 2008 4:26PM

Dinosaur barbecue is north of 125, isnt it?

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Posted by guest, Aug 26, 2008 4:26PM

Thanks @33 I guess everyone else feels like arguing about condiments and neighborhoods.

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Posted by guest, Aug 26, 2008 4:32PM

@30-- was that modeled after your own life's path?

43

Posted by guest, Aug 26, 2008 4:34PM

Mud Shark.

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Posted by guest, Aug 26, 2008 4:45PM

Scarsdale twat tastes like chicken.

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Posted by guest, Aug 26, 2008 6:48PM

#12 touche esp since he is from Calgary but I think he is pretty pissed having spent almost all of the 100 million he made on bentleys, biatchs oh and a great investment in Amaranth ...... back to playing pick up basket ball with the boys at the Talisman Center

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Posted by guest, Aug 26, 2008 6:50PM

#12 touche esp since he is from Calgary but I think he is pretty pissed having spent almost all of the 100 million he made on bentleys, biatchs oh and a great investment in Amaranth ...... back to playing pick up basket ball with the boys at the Talisman Center

47

Posted by guest, Aug 26, 2008 8:10PM

TGFD - stfu.

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Posted by guest, Aug 26, 2008 8:52PM

@#47...

Go watch the democrat national convention, and listen to all your favorite assholes.

The Guy from Delaware

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Posted by guest, Aug 26, 2008 11:55PM

Hey TGFD

Has Joe Biden asked you to be his internet publicist yet?

A lot of the young'uns here would kiss the ground Henry Kravis, Lloyd Blankfein, or Brian Hunter walked on. Well, before Hunter blew up Amaranth anyway.

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Posted by guest, Aug 27, 2008 12:26AM

No, TGFD. You're my favorite asshole. Now stfu.

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Posted by guest, Aug 27, 2008 9:39AM

@30. Very true.

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Posted by guest, Aug 27, 2008 12:32PM

Guy it seems pretty unlikely the hurricane will make it all the way up to vancouver

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Posted by guest, Aug 27, 2008 1:11PM

@#52...

Is Vancouver the place clown Hunter has picked to infest? I didn't know. Bess made it sound as though he was in the path of Hurricane Gustav.

@#49...

Don't you mean "licked the asses of" instead of "kissed the ground..."?

Biden won't ask me. He knows I'm a Republican.

@#50...

At least I'm somebody's DB favorite.

The Guy from Delaware

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