Bonus Watch '09: Goldman Sachs

Good news and bad news. The good news: it's time to start talkin' bonuses again. It's been a while, so this feels great. The bad news: a gaggle of Goldman Sachs employees in Equity and Equity Derivatives will not be purchasing those second homes they've had their eyes on this year. We're told GS is guiding comp down by about thirty percent, which probably means the great performers will be flat and the bottom third-- the least Sachy of the bunch-- will get hit by forty percent or so. While our default is to get irate about this sort of stuff, relative to the non-existent bonuses that'll likely be dolled out by the other banks, it's really not that big a deal.

Kind of a big D however, is that Goldman Sachs IS GOING UNDER, and we're only slightly exaggerating. According to the bearer of bad bonus news, "they are having a terrible year and the past month has seen business in many divisions-- Eq and ED especially-- grind to a halt. While that typically happens in August, I know for a fact that other dealers have not seen that dramatic of a drop off."

Comments

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Posted by guest, Aug 27, 2008 10:39AM

o how the mighty have fallen.

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Posted by guest, Aug 27, 2008 10:40AM

second

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Posted by guest, Aug 27, 2008 10:44AM

pick your chins up, kids -- this rumor is totally false. (although the monger with the tip may be in a group that is in the shitter.)

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Posted by guest, Aug 27, 2008 10:46AM

@3- since the rumor is that a group or groups are in the shitter, wouldn't your statement ""although the monger with the tip may be in a group that is in the shitter" make it true?

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Posted by Lowly Assistant, Aug 27, 2008 10:48AM

Blasphemy.

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Posted by guest, Aug 27, 2008 10:49AM

3 basically just said: the rumor that some gs divisions are in the shitter is totally false, although I acknowledge that it probably originates from someone whose group is in fact...in the shitter.

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Posted by guest, Aug 27, 2008 10:50AM

@3- why would the monger want to make up negative rumors about his own group?

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Posted by guest, Aug 27, 2008 10:50AM

Is it true that in lieu of cash bonuses everyone is being paid in Funyuns?

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Posted by guest, Aug 27, 2008 10:51AM

While I doubt GS is in any kind of trouble, especially relative to other BBs lately, I wish they were. They're a bunch of vultures and jackals lately.
Eat it GS. Damn it feels good to be on buyside.

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Posted by guest, Aug 27, 2008 10:55AM

GS's stockprice has seen almost no negative effects relative to other BB firms. It would seem logical to me that no BB completely avoided "eating the forbiden fruit" of these mortgage securities, so why, when you see 50% (min.) drop in stock price on a majority of the large i-banks has GS only seen their price trading down about 10%?

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Posted by guest, Aug 27, 2008 10:57AM

I heard GS bonus this year will be a hearty handshake and a king size jar of Mayo.

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Posted by guest, Aug 27, 2008 10:59AM

@10: 10% down from what? They are ~40% off the 52 wk high.

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Posted by guest, Aug 27, 2008 11:03AM

I feel bad for all those poor little first year ivy's who have only worked a couple months since graduation. Must be tough having to cut back on bottle service and luxury goods..

14

Posted by guest, Aug 27, 2008 11:04AM

@10 Clearly you need to re-watch the "Value Stock Tips" video feature on GS

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Posted by guest, Aug 27, 2008 11:04AM

a lot people i know are short GS.

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Posted by guest, Aug 27, 2008 11:06AM

they are one fat target, puts please.

they need to call Thain and Paulson back from their respective Titanics.

rassle and cut-block the shorts.

-retail

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Posted by guest, Aug 27, 2008 11:06AM

"other dealers have not seen that dramatic of a drop off" meaning the percentage of volume they are down is bigger than the other firms, but not the actual volume.

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Posted by guest, Aug 27, 2008 11:07AM

@13 don't feel bad. there's always a job at daddy's company.

@15 blasphemy!

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Posted by guest, Aug 27, 2008 11:09AM

"Equity Derivatives"

...Stopped reading right there.

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Posted by Joseph di Jersey City, Aug 27, 2008 11:13AM

14: One could have done a lot worse in the financials than follow VSTG's advice. Bummer that his video is gone.

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Posted by guest, Aug 27, 2008 11:17AM

Difference of GS and MS common share prices(just one example).

http://finance.yahoo.com/q/bc?t=1y&s=GS&l=on&z=m&q=l&c=ms

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Posted by guest, Aug 27, 2008 11:35AM

boo fucking hoo

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Posted by guest, Aug 27, 2008 11:43AM

strange, I have a friend in GS Eq Derivs and he says they are killing it this year. Record volumes

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Posted by guest, Aug 27, 2008 11:46AM

@23 anyone who tells you he's "killing it man, KILL-ING IT," isn't.

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Posted by guest, Aug 27, 2008 11:56AM

sooo..... anyone know what associate pay is?

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Posted by guest, Aug 27, 2008 12:12PM

If GS is the best that ever was, then they should have FICC mopping the floor.If they can't benefit from all the volatility in their sectors, then how good are they?

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Posted by guest, Aug 27, 2008 12:33PM

Chuck Norris still works at GS so bonus cant be that bad

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Posted by guest, Aug 27, 2008 1:01PM

Tier 3 Assets

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Posted by guest, Aug 27, 2008 1:01PM

GS => Tier 3 Assets

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Posted by guest, Aug 27, 2008 1:28PM

no one at GS will ever tell you business is anything but f*cking great! KILLER!

even when Eq was sucking wind a couple years ago, comp was good because FICC was kicking mortgage ass and they were printing money in CDS trading

everyone knows that it's always better to be in a division that sucks if the firm's doing great -- you'll get paid regardless; but the opposite is also true, that even in a great year for a division, if the firm is losing money, forget about getting paid.

it all falls on how PIA is doing .. or whether the trading desks were in the moving vs storage biz that year

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Posted by guest, Aug 27, 2008 1:51PM

Tragic news. Has anyone set up a GS Relief Fund yet?

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Posted by guest, Aug 27, 2008 3:10PM

#30 - very well said

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Posted by guest, Aug 27, 2008 4:24PM

Hey, I neglected to tell you clowns that while I was on vacation, I met one of Mr. Blankfein's top insider executives. He and I just talked about boats during our several conversations. We each have the same kind of boat, you know.

Well, he said he "liked my enthusiasm", gave me his card, and then said, "Give me a call or send me an email if you need anything more." He added that he "really enjoyed" our discussions.

Hmmm...Maybe I should call this guy. I'm a little bored right now, and a new career might be worth considering. GS hires clowns; I'm sure they do. I could ride Amtrak once a week, rent a pad in NYC month-to-month, and try out GS for 6 months or so.

Although I have no direct experience in Wall St finance, I do have one big thing going for me: Over the course of my 35-year working career, three former employers each said that I'm "the best there ever was" at salesmanship. #26's entry reminded me of that. That one skill alone has carried me far.

I wonder what I should do. Any suggestions?

The Guy from Delaware

p.s. There are no gay implications in this entry, so you turds shouldn't infer any.

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Posted by guest, Aug 27, 2008 4:27PM

Is the TGFD f*cking serious? I will take god damn mayo posts all day over this loser.

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Posted by guest, Aug 27, 2008 4:37PM

@#34...

FYI, A friend of mine who played a few seasons in the NFL got hired by GS some years back. WTF did he know about finance? Far as I know, He's still there.

The Guy from Delaware

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Posted by guest, Aug 27, 2008 4:41PM

I wasn't commenting on who they hire, just your post in general. Then I saw the friggin Barney's rant on another post. If you do actually exist, you are clearly some f*cked in the head loser.

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Posted by guest, Aug 27, 2008 4:50PM

@#36...

BTW, my NFL friend, he was a clown too.

Chill out man. You're starting to sound like "Road Rage".

The Guy from Delaware

p.s. Do you have any appropriate suggestions in reply to my #33?

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Posted by guest, Aug 27, 2008 4:54PM

Yes....stay in Delaware

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Posted by guest, Aug 27, 2008 6:06PM

GS have a habit of spreading this "bad year" BS running up to bonus time so that the bottom 80% don't feel so bad when they get screwed. Its called Expectation Management.

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Posted by guest, Aug 27, 2008 6:33PM

note to #39 -- they still feel bad when they inevitably get screwed, and it is not only the 'bottom 80%' ... top performers, who might be up 100% YOY in production (usually because they walked into a great account package abandoned by a senior person who left), might be flat and told to be thrilled

not that flat is bad in this environment, of course

and yes, managing expectations is one of the hallmarks of GS -- ever hear the phrase "under-promise and over-deliver"?? they invented that shit

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Posted by guest, Aug 28, 2008 12:56AM

Just wondering... what is the pay package at GS for the below grades

a. Associate
b. VP
c. ED (exec director)

I used to work in London and my team VP was getting $120,000. I am not sure about the bonus. That was way back in 2005.

What is the scenario now ?

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Posted by guest, Aug 28, 2008 9:43AM

base for VP/ED is $150k

can't remember what number for Associates

PMDs (partners) base is $600k

MD probably somewhere in between

but base is really irrelevant -- they give you a total comp number in December, a portion of which is given in stock that vests and delivers over 3 years. the higher the number, the higher the stock component.

but rest assured, Lloyd and Co will have enough shekels to tip the doorman at 15 Central Park West


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