Who Has A Heart Of Gold Even Bigger Than The Hooker's He Banged?

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Unfortunately, none of you correctly guess yesterday's blind item re: which hedge fund manager pays his employees by sticking semen-soaked fifties all over their bodies. Here's another one, once again courtesy of Radar. It may initially appear to be slightly less salacious than the last, but once the subject is correctly identified, I'm sure we'll able to figure out his kink of choice, or assign him one.

"These sleazy banker types came up to us and asked if they could join our table," Heather recalls. At first she told them to get lost, but she relented after the men ordered a cheese plate and some nice wine. One of the guys took a seat next to Heather and, after some small talk, disclosed that he had just left his wife. "I'm looking to spend my money," he said. He was fiddling with a cash clip stuffed with $100 bills. She accepted his business card and later Googled him. The man turned out to be a honcho at a major investment firm; the New York Times had profiled a charity he had started.

The next morning she called his office. "I got shaky when he answered," she recalls, "but when he figured out it was me, it was better." That night she went to his apartment in Trump Tower. "It was pretty straightforward. He offered me $3,000 to let him fuck me. I almost leaped on him."

Comments

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Posted by guest, Aug 20, 2008 10:47AM

John Carney?

2

Posted by guest, Aug 20, 2008 10:48AM

@1-what would jc's charity be?

3

Posted by guest, Aug 20, 2008 10:48AM

John Carney?

4

Posted by guest, Aug 20, 2008 10:50AM

Paul Tudor Jones and his Robin Hood Charity!

Boom.

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Posted by guest, Aug 20, 2008 10:52AM

@5-- hmm...don't think 'investment firm' = hedge fund?

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Posted by Anal_yst, Aug 20, 2008 10:53AM

These assbags with far more $ than game are seriously ruining it for the rest of us, setting a dangerous precedent...

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Posted by guest, Aug 20, 2008 10:53AM

@4-- also, Robin Hood was founded in 1988, and this anecdote is about 2005, and says the charity had "recently" be started.

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Posted by Suits, Aug 20, 2008 10:53AM

@6 - Do you think #5 is doing some sort of metacommentary by referring to their own post?

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Posted by guest, Aug 20, 2008 10:56AM

"he had just left his wife"
PTJ has never been divorced.

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Posted by guest, Aug 20, 2008 11:00AM

@9: "leaving his wife" can mean just that for one evening, as in: "honey, I have to leave you alone tonight to go to a business event". Divorcing is an entirely different matter.

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Posted by Suits, Aug 20, 2008 11:00AM

@8 - Your comment was supposed to be number 6.

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Posted by guest, Aug 20, 2008 11:02AM

http://www.nytimes.com/2007/03/02/business/02hedge.html?fta=y

Heart of Gold was the giveaway reference.

13

Posted by guest, Aug 20, 2008 11:02AM

What would Bess do for $5,000?

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Posted by guest, Aug 20, 2008 11:04AM

@12- no, because Hedge Funds Care was started in 1988. what was a charity started b/t 2004 and 2005?

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Posted by guest, Aug 20, 2008 11:06AM

ROB RUBIN

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Posted by guest, Aug 20, 2008 11:06AM

erin callan

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Posted by guest, Aug 20, 2008 11:07AM

#14 - He merely started the charity - article specifically does not say WHEN said charity was started, just that the Times profiled a charity that he founded. Could be #12's Rob Davis guess,easily.

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Posted by guest, Aug 20, 2008 11:07AM

Where does it say that the charity had recently been started? "The man turned out to be a honcho at a major investment firm; the New York Times had profiled a charity he had started." The review might be recent (not necessarily, either), but the charity needn't.

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Posted by guest, Aug 20, 2008 11:14AM

When Carney is mentioned in these types of situations, I get an image of a guy waving around a clip of Monopoly bills (not to be confused with coloured Canadian dollarettes).

--Calgary Schmooze

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Posted by guest, Aug 20, 2008 11:16AM

@19- way to steal commenter girl's joke from yest.

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Posted by guest, Aug 20, 2008 11:17AM

Rob Davis

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Posted by guest, Aug 20, 2008 11:21AM

Rob Davis, I win, I get anything I want.

I'll take photos of Bess's feet (sans nail polish please)

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Posted by guest, Aug 20, 2008 11:24AM

foot fetish dude is back

24

Posted by guest, Aug 20, 2008 11:25AM

What prime brokerage is Rob Davis managing?

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Posted by guest, Aug 20, 2008 11:28AM

no 23 that was one off.

26

Posted by guest, Aug 20, 2008 11:32AM

Where does Rob Davis work?

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Posted by guest, Aug 20, 2008 11:35AM

I Googled - it's some place called Merlin Securities but he was with B of A before that, and with a place called SDS in CT.

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Posted by guest, Aug 20, 2008 11:55AM

Well, that's why they call it a piece of you-know-what. You'll never get the whole thing, pardon the pun.

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Posted by guest, Aug 20, 2008 12:00PM

Rob Davis is a highly unlikely suspect:

1. He is not, in my experience, given to flashing rolls of $100s.

2. While he has spent most of his career in prime brokerage, he does not fit the
"sleazy" anything model; think polite, personable and occasionally entertaining accountant.

3. Hedge Fund Scare was established in 1998 (not 1988 as per #14).

30

Posted by guest, Aug 20, 2008 12:18PM

men with more money paying for sex directly, vs. men with less money, getting advanced sex for a piece of the downstream earnings...how is that news?

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Posted by guest, Aug 20, 2008 12:21PM

@30-- this wasn't reported as news, it was reported as, let's name the dude who uses hookers. moron.

32

Posted by guest, Aug 20, 2008 12:22PM

@31 - was referring to radar's story, douche bag

33

Posted by guest, Aug 20, 2008 12:31PM

@29
ahahahahahaa
Right, Sure

34

Posted by guest, Aug 20, 2008 12:35PM

you guys never paid for sex?
leave the guy alone.

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Posted by arthurcutten, Aug 20, 2008 12:40PM


Hold out for 100's Bess. You're worth it.

36

Posted by guest, Aug 20, 2008 12:56PM

Vik Pandit and the charity is called BJ's for Benjamins.

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Posted by guest, Aug 20, 2008 1:09PM

"The honcho gave me a poncho and said, let's get raunch-o"

38

Posted by guest, Aug 20, 2008 1:19PM

Since when 205 is an 'upscale club'? Hah hah hah...

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Posted by guest, Aug 20, 2008 1:24PM

sex is sex, why pay top dollar when a $50 gutter slut gets it done just the same. sometimes you pay up to go bare back or hit the chocolate starfish but not that much. Guy clearly doesn't know much about value investing.

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Posted by guest, Aug 20, 2008 1:40PM

I was watching Cash Cab yesterday and they drove by a place in Chinatown that had a big sign up that said "BJ" and some Chinese lettering.

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Posted by guest, Aug 20, 2008 1:42PM

Fuck! Now I know why there were just guys at the opening of the hot new club, "The Chocolate Starfish", the other night!!!

~The Forehead Slapper

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Posted by guest, Aug 20, 2008 1:59PM

Put a little mayo on her chocolate starfish

44

Posted by guest, Aug 20, 2008 3:03PM

@ 43. With a face like that it doesn't suprise me the guy uses hookers.

45

Posted by guest, Aug 20, 2008 3:08PM

@43-- come the fuck on. that's definitely not him.

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Posted by guest, Aug 20, 2008 3:47PM

bess who the fuck is it?

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Posted by guest, Aug 20, 2008 4:04PM

I confess. It is I. Uh, it is me. Err..I am he.

~Neal Downenbiter
Rugburn Capital Partners

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Posted by childrenatthegate, Aug 20, 2008 4:21PM

Rattner clearly went slumming!

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Posted by guest, Aug 20, 2008 5:59PM

I didn't read the article but appreciated the pic - is that you Bess?

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Posted by guest, Aug 20, 2008 6:03PM

Rob Davis

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Posted by guest, Aug 20, 2008 6:03PM

Rob Davis

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Posted by guest, Aug 20, 2008 6:04PM

Rob Davis

54

Posted by guest, Aug 20, 2008 6:46PM

Air Force Academy 16
Duke 80


sounds reasonable.

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Posted by guest, Aug 20, 2008 8:02PM

@20:

Unfortunately, I did not do much Dealbreaker reading yesterday. Any similarities to comments made by someone else are purely co-incidental. Seriously.

--CS

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Posted by guest, Aug 21, 2008 10:22AM

Who the fuck are you? My wife's Attorney?

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