Not content to let this anti-short list fad slip away without capitalizing (see what I did there?) Bess and I have designed the first series of anti-shortlist garments. These high quality and attractive pieces will announce to the world (or whoever has your pants off) exactly where Cox and Company can shove it. (And where they can’t).
We are wearing them now.
Samples after the jump.
90 day A2/P2 non-fin 6.00. Final post!
Trademark infringement?
@2 I believe Satire is above the law in terms of copyright infringement
Who do you want in your corner?
I hate to say it, but DB (and I don’t know how this happened) is bigger, better, and more productive these past three days.
EP & Bess = Dream Team
Ronald Paul coming uppp, woo
ep, please model.
It should be renamed from anti-short list to the short-bus list.
‘don’t short me bro’ is fantastic.
Ronald Paul coming uppp, woo
whoever’s testifying right now is a complete fucking horse’s ass and ought to see if McDonald’s is hiring, if he’s so concerned about taxpayer money, because he’s not worth any of what he’s getting paid.
Ronald Paul coming uppp, woo
Hey where is the thong? Also is anyone else as shocked as I am that Clay Aiken is gay?
whoever’s testifying right now is a complete fucking horse’s ass and ought to see if McDonald’s is hiring, if he’s so concerned about taxpayer money, because he’s not worth any of what he’s getting paid.
worth repeating, if it does repeat.
@9 agreed-I would like mine an XL white tee please
You guys, err ladies should have these made up, I’d def pick up a few of the “don’t short me, bro!” shirts.
“I don’t know who the liberals are and who the conservatives are.” – RP
excellent conflation of two good jokes with the don’t short me bro golf shirt.
Are the rumors that becky bought the opt out get in panties for warren true?
What about a “not afraid to be short” boxer brief?
gawd, Ron Paul sounds like an obsessed imbecil, too.
RP = Clueless
I’m sure you could figure out a pair of undergarments with the Greenlight logo as well…
“I don’t know who the liberals are and who the conservatives are.” – RP
@16– we are…they’ll be on cafe press this afternoon.
Ron Paul is the only one up there I’d let near my 401(k)
Is that last pair made for the Lindsay Lohan/Sam Ronson persuasion? How about “No pussy for little swinging dicks?”
Don’t short me bro is indeed, fantastic.
Heard that AIG is hiring Clay Aiken.
RP is quite something else. I’m not sure what that is, but it’s def something else.
GS has to merge with Clay Aiken in order to survive
Ron Paul just kicked Bernanke’s butt….
Can someone explain something to me please.
We just had huge problems with Fannie and Freddie, pseudo government operations so now, after they are cooked, we are now creating another pseudo government operation in AIG?
AIG will be run in a politically neutral way, with no special deals going to Chris Dodd.
i want to buy “don’t short me bro” NOW.
The J. Aron folk are not amused.
This Paulson $700billion “rescue plan”, if it passes the Congress and gets enacted will be remembered as THE GREATEST HEIST of the 21st Century if not ever!
Paulson will beat all previous heists combined with his grand scheme. To get an idea, you will need to combine the following (and probably many more):
1) The multi-billion weapons heist from the former Soviet Union states after the breakup of the CCCP.
2) The majority of the priceless Persian antiquities looted during the Americans’ invasion in Iraq.
3) Billions of dollars of un-metered oil the US “took” from Iraq during their occupation.
4) The CFC-Ozone layer bullshit. DuPont’s CFC patent was running out soon so they had to kill off the CFC with something better/worse so there will be no generic CFC products on the market.
Wow. Unmuted it for Ron Paul (epic as always), but wasn’t quite quick enough to avoid the inane ramblings of the hack from Minnesota. Who the fuck is this broad, and who the fuck elected her?
RP is the one.
I would wear underpants that read “Don’t Short my Goldman Sack”
It’s unfortunate to see Bernard Dan go down-market from Chicago to MF Global and the company of Kevin Davis. Friars, learn! It’s not necessarily the Peter Principle… maybe just ST judgement..we’ll see
@37 – if RAW DOG wore underpants I’m sure he’d have agreed
@37 – haha
I am SO going onto cafepress today. seriously.
@34 your tin foil hat is crooked
#38 what do you mean?? I think MFG can trade higher as the commodity/derivatives rally continues!
I heard that Paulson is a huge Clay Aiken fan.
#34 – someone who knows as much as you do should be very careful. I’ll bet the CIA as well as several secret government agencies are monitoring your thoughts. Times like these require an extra tin foil hat. Keep an eye on the sky for the mother ship.
What is the current bid for a “Don’t Short Me Bro” polo shirt?
34
Don’t forget that George Bush is secretly Naked Shorting all of he stocks on the ‘no short’ list, so that he can fund another illegal war in Canada to Heist their tarsands
@45. What size polo shirt do you need?
are the shrits up yet?
I’d like a don’t short me bro! t-shirt, I’m starting the bidding at $25…
44:
Post of the year!
Seriously, if you print them, I’m good for one.
me too!
can someone please explain the “don’t short me bro” joke?
I’ll take a “Don’t Short Me, Bro!” polo.
@34 – too paranoid, didn’t read.
@bessy – don’t let us down. I’m not going to wear one of those shirts on the golf course, so I don’t need a collar (plus, it’s cheaper to make).
I’ll take a “Don’t Short Me, Bro!” polo.
I’ll take several of each in several different sizes.
@53
On 9/17/07 as Senator John Kerry was addressing UF, Andrew Meyer, during the Q&A session grabbed a second mic. and started screaming at JK. To make a long story short, the police used a taser to apprehend AM. Right before the taser, video shows Andrew Myer professing to the officer “Don’t tase me Bro!”
@53: the revolution was televised. where were you?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uooMH0g_OUE&feature=related
thanks for the explanation. I had forgotten about that incident. Don’t mind me, I’m Canadian – up here we’re still debating whether a Taser can be considered lethal if someone dies after being shot by it.
Can we short Tasers?
@61 – it’s been done, check out the chart:
http://finance.yahoo.com/echarts?s=TASR#chart4:symbol=tasr;range=5y;indicator=volume;charttype=line;crosshair=on;ohlcvalues=0;logscale=on;source=undefined
@62 -
What if I want to make physical delivery?
so are these available yet or not?
I want a V-Neck t-shirt. XXL.
I’d buy “Don’t Short Me, Bro” in a tshirt.
Bess – Will they be available in the Gasparino (no collar, no sleeves) style?
size buyer of “don’t short me bro” polo
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