Nov 11, 2009, 10:34am
Nov 10, 2009, 8:45am
Not content to let this anti-short list fad slip away without capitalizing (see what I did there?) Bess and I have designed the first series of anti-shortlist garments. These high quality and attractive pieces will announce to the world (or whoever has your pants off) exactly where Cox and Company can shove it. (And where they can't).
We are wearing them now.
Samples after the jump.
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Posted by guest , Sep 24, 2008 11:23AM
90 day A2/P2 non-fin 6.00. Final post!
Posted by guest , Sep 24, 2008 11:24AM
Trademark infringement?
Posted by guest , Sep 24, 2008 11:27AM
@2 I believe Satire is above the law in terms of copyright infringement
Posted by guest , Sep 24, 2008 11:27AM
Who do you want in your corner?
Posted by guest , Sep 24, 2008 11:28AM
I hate to say it, but DB (and I don't know how this happened) is bigger, better, and more productive these past three days.
EP & Bess = Dream Team
Posted by guest , Sep 24, 2008 11:31AM
Ronald Paul coming uppp, woo
Posted by guest , Sep 24, 2008 11:32AM
ep, please model.
Posted by guest , Sep 24, 2008 11:33AM
It should be renamed from anti-short list to the short-bus list.
Posted by guest , Sep 24, 2008 11:36AM
'don't short me bro' is fantastic.
Posted by guest , Sep 24, 2008 11:39AM
Ronald Paul coming uppp, woo
Posted by guest , Sep 24, 2008 11:39AM
whoever's testifying right now is a complete fucking horse's ass and ought to see if McDonald's is hiring, if he's so concerned about taxpayer money, because he's not worth any of what he's getting paid.
Posted by guest , Sep 24, 2008 11:39AM
Ronald Paul coming uppp, woo
Posted by guest , Sep 24, 2008 11:40AM
Hey where is the thong? Also is anyone else as shocked as I am that Clay Aiken is gay?
Posted by guest , Sep 24, 2008 11:40AM
whoever's testifying right now is a complete fucking horse's ass and ought to see if McDonald's is hiring, if he's so concerned about taxpayer money, because he's not worth any of what he's getting paid.
worth repeating, if it does repeat.
Posted by guest , Sep 24, 2008 11:40AM
@9 agreed-I would like mine an XL white tee please
Posted by Debter , Sep 24, 2008 11:40AM
You guys, err ladies should have these made up, I'd def pick up a few of the "don't short me, bro!" shirts.
Posted by GinNTonic , Sep 24, 2008 11:41AM
"I don't know who the liberals are and who the conservatives are." - RP
Posted by FUNdamental , Sep 24, 2008 11:42AM
excellent conflation of two good jokes with the don't short me bro golf shirt.
Are the rumors that becky bought the opt out get in panties for warren true?
What about a "not afraid to be short" boxer brief?
Posted by guest , Sep 24, 2008 11:42AM
gawd, Ron Paul sounds like an obsessed imbecil, too.
Posted by guest , Sep 24, 2008 11:43AM
RP = Clueless
Posted by Anal_yst , Sep 24, 2008 11:43AM
I'm sure you could figure out a pair of undergarments with the Greenlight logo as well...
Posted by GinNTonic , Sep 24, 2008 11:43AM
"I don't know who the liberals are and who the conservatives are." - RP
Posted by Bess Levin , Sep 24, 2008 11:44AM
@16-- we are...they'll be on cafe press this afternoon.
Posted by guest , Sep 24, 2008 11:45AM
Ron Paul is the only one up there I'd let near my 401(k)
Posted by girl , Sep 24, 2008 11:45AM
Is that last pair made for the Lindsay Lohan/Sam Ronson persuasion? How about "No pussy for little swinging dicks?"
Don't short me bro is indeed, fantastic.
Posted by guest , Sep 24, 2008 11:45AM
Heard that AIG is hiring Clay Aiken.
Posted by Debter , Sep 24, 2008 11:46AM
RP is quite something else. I'm not sure what that is, but it's def something else.
Posted by guest , Sep 24, 2008 11:48AM
GS has to merge with Clay Aiken in order to survive
Posted by guest , Sep 24, 2008 11:48AM
Ron Paul just kicked Bernanke's butt....
Posted by guest , Sep 24, 2008 11:52AM
Can someone explain something to me please.
We just had huge problems with Fannie and Freddie, pseudo government operations so now, after they are cooked, we are now creating another pseudo government operation in AIG?
Posted by guest , Sep 24, 2008 11:56AM
AIG will be run in a politically neutral way, with no special deals going to Chris Dodd.
Posted by guest , Sep 24, 2008 11:56AM
i want to buy "don't short me bro" NOW.
Posted by guest , Sep 24, 2008 12:00PM
The J. Aron folk are not amused.
Posted by guest , Sep 24, 2008 12:01PM
This Paulson $700billion "rescue plan", if it passes the Congress and gets enacted will be remembered as THE GREATEST HEIST of the 21st Century if not ever!
Paulson will beat all previous heists combined with his grand scheme. To get an idea, you will need to combine the following (and probably many more):
1) The multi-billion weapons heist from the former Soviet Union states after the breakup of the CCCP.
2) The majority of the priceless Persian antiquities looted during the Americans' invasion in Iraq.
3) Billions of dollars of un-metered oil the US "took" from Iraq during their occupation.
4) The CFC-Ozone layer bullshit. DuPont's CFC patent was running out soon so they had to kill off the CFC with something better/worse so there will be no generic CFC products on the market.
Posted by guest , Sep 24, 2008 12:02PM
Wow. Unmuted it for Ron Paul (epic as always), but wasn't quite quick enough to avoid the inane ramblings of the hack from Minnesota. Who the fuck is this broad, and who the fuck elected her?
Posted by guest , Sep 24, 2008 12:03PM
RP is the one.
Posted by guest , Sep 24, 2008 12:05PM
I would wear underpants that read "Don't Short my Goldman Sack"
Posted by guest , Sep 24, 2008 12:08PM
It's unfortunate to see Bernard Dan go down-market from Chicago to MF Global and the company of Kevin Davis. Friars, learn! It's not necessarily the Peter Principle... maybe just ST judgement..we'll see
Posted by FUNdamental , Sep 24, 2008 12:12PM
@37 - if RAW DOG wore underpants I'm sure he'd have agreed
Posted by blndebnker , Sep 24, 2008 12:22PM
@37 - haha
I am SO going onto cafepress today. seriously.
Posted by guest , Sep 24, 2008 12:31PM
@34 your tin foil hat is crooked
Posted by guest , Sep 24, 2008 12:37PM
#38 what do you mean?? I think MFG can trade higher as the commodity/derivatives rally continues!
Posted by guest , Sep 24, 2008 12:37PM
I heard that Paulson is a huge Clay Aiken fan.
Posted by guest , Sep 24, 2008 12:42PM
#34 - someone who knows as much as you do should be very careful. I'll bet the CIA as well as several secret government agencies are monitoring your thoughts. Times like these require an extra tin foil hat. Keep an eye on the sky for the mother ship.
Posted by guest , Sep 24, 2008 12:53PM
What is the current bid for a "Don't Short Me Bro" polo shirt?
Posted by guest , Sep 24, 2008 12:59PM
34
Don't forget that George Bush is secretly Naked Shorting all of he stocks on the 'no short' list, so that he can fund another illegal war in Canada to Heist their tarsands
Posted by guest , Sep 24, 2008 1:13PM
@45. What size polo shirt do you need?
Posted by guest , Sep 24, 2008 1:17PM
are the shrits up yet?
Posted by Investorcluzo , Sep 24, 2008 1:20PM
I'd like a don't short me bro! t-shirt, I'm starting the bidding at $25...
Posted by guest , Sep 24, 2008 1:23PM
44:
Post of the year!
Posted by american bandersnatch , Sep 24, 2008 1:25PM
Seriously, if you print them, I'm good for one.
Posted by guest , Sep 24, 2008 1:28PM
me too!
Posted by guest , Sep 24, 2008 1:28PM
can someone please explain the "don't short me bro" joke?
Posted by guest , Sep 24, 2008 1:28PM
I'll take a "Don't Short Me, Bro!" polo.
Posted by Investorcluzo , Sep 24, 2008 1:31PM
@34 - too paranoid, didn't read.
@bessy - don't let us down. I'm not going to wear one of those shirts on the golf course, so I don't need a collar (plus, it's cheaper to make).
Posted by guest , Sep 24, 2008 1:31PM
I'll take a "Don't Short Me, Bro!" polo.
Posted by guest , Sep 24, 2008 1:33PM
I'll take several of each in several different sizes.
Posted by guest , Sep 24, 2008 1:45PM
@53
On 9/17/07 as Senator John Kerry was addressing UF, Andrew Meyer, during the Q&A session grabbed a second mic. and started screaming at JK. To make a long story short, the police used a taser to apprehend AM. Right before the taser, video shows Andrew Myer professing to the officer “Don’t tase me Bro!”
Posted by Investorcluzo , Sep 24, 2008 1:51PM
@53: the revolution was televised. where were you?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uooMH0g_OUE&feature=related
Posted by guest , Sep 24, 2008 1:58PM
thanks for the explanation. I had forgotten about that incident. Don't mind me, I'm Canadian - up here we're still debating whether a Taser can be considered lethal if someone dies after being shot by it.
Posted by guest , Sep 24, 2008 2:05PM
Can we short Tasers?
Posted by Investorcluzo , Sep 24, 2008 2:10PM
@61 - it's been done, check out the chart:
http://finance.yahoo.com/echarts?s=TASR#chart4:symbol=tasr;range=5y;indicator=volume;charttype=line;crosshair=on;ohlcvalues=0;logscale=on;source=undefined
Posted by guest , Sep 24, 2008 2:12PM
@62 -
What if I want to make physical delivery?
Posted by guest , Sep 24, 2008 2:18PM
so are these available yet or not?
Posted by guest , Sep 24, 2008 2:20PM
I want a V-Neck t-shirt. XXL.
Posted by guest , Sep 24, 2008 2:25PM
I'd buy "Don't Short Me, Bro" in a tshirt.
Posted by guest , Sep 24, 2008 2:38PM
Bess - Will they be available in the Gasparino (no collar, no sleeves) style?
Posted by guest , Sep 24, 2008 2:41PM
size buyer of "don't short me bro" polo
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Posted by guest , Oct 22, 2008 12:10AM
I see camel toe, bro!
http://www.weeklyta.blogspot.com