Maria Dominguez, “a money manager for a hedge fund,” had her $3 million case against Vibe magazine and Sean Combs thrown out by Judge Doris Ling-Cohan yesterday. The suit centered around a shot of Dominguez topless in a pool with the caption “Mermaids gone wild,” which the lady “wasn’t too happy about, that’s for sure,” according to her lawyer. The judge argued that Dominguez shouldn’t have expected privacy after she took her clothes off, especially since she did so at the annual White party, “a subject of tremendous interest.” I haven’t been in a court room in some time so I wont delve into the legality of the sitch but I will say this–in times like these, when you work at a hedge fund, your breasts are probably the only assets that haven’t depreciated. Slapping them on the table (or on the pages of a widely distributed magazine) might just prevent other sorts of withdrawals and encourage additional deposits. Be a lady, and take one for the team.
Topless photo lawsuit against Diddy gets tossed [NYDN]
*She was born female, otherwise it’d most likely be SAC.
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- Use the Bloomberg command
NH BLG_DEALBREAKER <GO>
to access Dealbreaker
I have an additional deposit for her hedge.
SPODE
she’s not easily google-able and not on Linked In.
I told my wife, I only read dealbreaker.com for the articles.
http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2008/09/judge_dismisses_hedge-fund_hot.html
Is her hedge fund long and strong and down to get the friction on?*
*Bess, maybe one of the greatest things I’ve ever read in the context of how you used it.
there’s a maria domingues @ standard new york securities on bloomberg
she doesn’t work for a hedge fund. she works at Optimum Cable as one of those mermaids in that commercial. 877-393-4448.
genius at #6.
Photo too blurry, didn’t read.
You gotta say, she has a nice rack.
@9, Considering what she did I wonder if there’s any other reason she got hired.
@6 wins for comment of the day
Good call #6.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EVxI0uGzeY
Whats that white stuff on the nips. Whipped cream?
which one on the raft is Maria?
Whats that white stuff on the nips. Whipped cream?
Maria = Left
Bess, and you put up the photo…you are too good to us!
I’D INJECT SOME LIQUIDITY IN HER!
-HEDGEmony
Maria is the object the other three are floating on.
I will never short tatas. Never.
Quadrum Capital Management. Either that or Paulson’s fluffer.
@ 14 – She’s the one closest. In the silver.
bust it baby cap mgmt?
@20…i just fell out of my chair.
With a body like that wtf is she working (er, “working”) at a hedgefund?
This (jokingly) misogynistic comment brough to you by the letter “A” and as #6 pointed out, Cablevision
I’d definitely go long on her
-HEDGEmony
Probably some little unknown fund. Who at a hedge fund would call themselves a “money manager” anyway. My bet is she works for some mutual fund.
Is that Sean Comb’s tentacle in the water on the left?
Creepy.
wtf is a tatas?
Sean Combs, didn’t read
oh boy, bad move. tisk tisk tisk
Here’s another t-shirt idea for you: “Mermaid & Money Manager”
It’s not mentioned in her complaint.
http://iapps.courts.state.ny.us/iscroll/C_PDF?CatID=318322&CID=112004-2007&FName=0
I am the CEO of a Hedge Fund. What is a tatas?
In MER training program. Passed her 7 and thinks she’s a money manager. Currently cold calling.
Short these nips…
http://www.finalternatives.com/node/5579
Their letting Latinos manage money now? No wonder we are in such crisis.
Why the fuck isn’t ATL covering this legal story?
Mystal is a hack over there!
I’m shorting ATL to zero….
Not a fan of mayo but I would definitely lick it off those nips
@38…ya just ain’t right…
@39 – he did, earlier in the day douchebag http://abovethelaw.com/2008/09/diddy_lawsuit_breast_pictures.php
Must of missed it since I hardly read his slop – and look it here – Bess posts the topless pics – Mystal uses the cover of Vibe? Tool.
Score:
Bess = 1,000,000,000,000
Mystal = 0.0
Come on, guys.
I can’t believe 43 posts later, I still don’t see the words “naked short”.
As Rick James would say: I wish I had more hands, so I could give those titties four thumbs down!
checked thomson database and the only female dominguez in an analyst/trader/pm/anything remotely important capacity is natalia dominguez in spain.
i’m guessing this one is a janitor in greenwich.
Time to take one for the team, Bess?
That’s the only good figure I’ve seen in the financial sector for months.
#38 is a Bulgarian/Russian Jew
@49
hahahaaha, right on the money!
Old news. In post this morning. Took 12 hours to get up here? Post should be first read in morning, Jack Welch swears by it.
@51- sorry db was doing, you know, actual finance posts in the morning. douche.
money manager… for Buffet
anybody who thinks she could pass for a model should move to Fresno where they’ll fit in better.
American douchbags
Girls in Europe go topless at most beaches
Euro douchebag.
Girls from Europe go bottomless when they’re my bitches.
i assume all European women are prostitutes. True?
@ 6
LMAO
I’d give her a triple-play, ese!
BUSCAMOS!!!
She must own Telecom Italia in her portfolio. Ticker symbol TIT IM on Bloomberg!
Not for absolutely nothing – but I am just saying, you know, that her ambulance chasing mouthpiece says he is from Whitestone.
Again, no disrespect, but how can you be from a bridge? Did it go condo? Thanks – I’ll take my answer off the air.
banana head and ghetto boy…who the fuck cares?!
Money manager executive assistant, is more like it.
you all should focus on your @@@@ before it gets chopped off this girl is obviously a victim . Sleep well knowing someone will f you up in your sleep. Watch where you walk at night. This girl knows pple that will give you nightmares!!!
ezwpRl Looking forward to reading more. Great blog post.Much thanks again. Will read on…