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In the digital sense. As you know, we are good and fed up about the lack of face time with Richard Severin Fuld over the last week or so. If he wants to go Jodie Foster on us and hole up in a panic room with a diabetic pre-teen that’s fine, there’s nothing we can do about it (for now). But it goes too far when he scrubs the internet of last Saturday’s Weekend Update sketch that featured Jason Sudeikis playing the Gorilla naked in a barrel, teetering on the edge of insanity, trash talking the Fed, and discussing various new lines of work he’s considering taking up in the wake of his personal bankruptcy. Every episode of SNL can be found online on one site or another, and other scenes from the one in question have been posted by NBC, Hulu, YouTube, YouPorn* etc, including parts of this particular WU, like an (amazing) spoof of American Apparel CEO Dov Charney.* But NO FULD. So here’s what. The first person to find the clip, will receive lunch for the next week, on us. No questions asked. Just put it in our hands.
*Some people might get off on it, in a hate-fuck Dick Fuld sense.
**Shout-out to SAC! Moving up in the world, shemales!

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Comments (21)

  1. Posted by guest | September 23, 2008 at 1:08 PM

    Too Fuld, didn’t read.

  2. Posted by Anal_yst | September 23, 2008 at 1:17 PM

    tvlinks.com (or is it tvlinks?) should have it

  3. Posted by guest | September 23, 2008 at 1:17 PM

    @1
    too over utilized, didn’t read.

  4. Posted by guest | September 23, 2008 at 1:19 PM
  5. Posted by guest | September 23, 2008 at 1:21 PM

    @2/4- it’s not on either, geniuses.

  6. Posted by guest | September 23, 2008 at 1:21 PM

    Maybe the Lehman guys should learn something from here!
    http://www.ibnlive.com/news/sacked-employees-lynch-ceo-in-office-premises/74075-3.html
    Are the guys in Lehman India listening :)

  7. Posted by guest | September 23, 2008 at 1:33 PM

    where is the refernce to “**” in your article?

  8. Posted by guest | September 23, 2008 at 1:37 PM

    SAC owns shares of AA

  9. Posted by guest | September 23, 2008 at 1:39 PM

    First Dick in a Box. Now Dick in a Barrel?

  10. Posted by guest | September 23, 2008 at 1:39 PM

    Well, if it doesn’t show up I think I still have it on my tivo

  11. Posted by guest | September 23, 2008 at 1:46 PM

    Lunch “on” Bess and EP? For a week? Intriguing.

  12. Posted by guest | September 23, 2008 at 2:04 PM

    I love Bess’ posts! Long live Bess!

  13. Posted by guest | September 23, 2008 at 2:08 PM

    OMG that skit was hilarious! I watched it twice.

  14. Posted by guest | September 23, 2008 at 2:35 PM
  15. Posted by michange | September 23, 2008 at 2:48 PM

    Da smtalk queen rulez

  16. Posted by guest | September 23, 2008 at 2:59 PM

    maybe this works? My company blocks the cookies, so I can’t get it to work…
    http://www.toptvbytes.com/index.aspx?pid=2&c=7965fadd-4fbb-4cc0-9075-9a1a92363a13

  17. Posted by guest | September 23, 2008 at 3:03 PM

    “Lehman Brothers CEO Richard Fuld is in the studio to comment on Wall Street’s terrible week. Fuld enters wearing only a barrel held up by suspenders. Meyers tells Fuld he’s really sorry about Lehman Bros. Fuld says life’s a crazy ride. One week you’re tucking into a $60 steak at Del Monaco’s, next you’re at a Greyhound bus station wrestling a toddler for his Lunchables. Fuld says it’s getting so bad all over. Meyers asks him how he feels about the 700-billion-dollar bail-out for companies like AIG. It’s the first Fuld has heard of it because he’s been busy re-bottling and selling NYC tap water. He admits not saving any money. It sinks in that if he’d waited four days he wouldn’t be in this mess. “Four days!” Fuld yells, then recalls French-kissing a homeless man for an Egg McMuffin. He wants to know where his bail-out is. “Four Days!” Fuld yells, and walks off.”

  18. Posted by Bess Levin | September 23, 2008 at 3:29 PM

    @16– thanks, but it doesn’t have the part with DF. It is nowhere to be found.

  19. Posted by guest | September 23, 2008 at 7:21 PM

    getting closer – at least this one has old DF in it.
    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/09/18/daily-show-the-economy-an_n_127453.html
    -2ss

  20. Posted by Harald | September 23, 2008 at 9:08 PM

    I got the Dick Fuld SNL sketch. Am I the first to post it?
    http://www.zshare.net/video/193034947dc33893/

  21. Posted by guest | September 25, 2008 at 1:44 AM

    YEAH!!! don’t know how u found it, but thank you!

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