Hank Paulson and a fish, circa 1973
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Hank Paulson and a fish, circa 1973
[Fortune via Daily Intel]
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Mayo!
Mayo!
why do you keep calling her mayo?
Good to know Hank shaves his chest too
Holy. Mackerel.
I caught this fish with my hands. MY BARE FUCKING HANDS. Let’s see that pussy from Amaranth try that.
i’m going to gut you like a fish
“Thank god I’m not stuck working a desk job! I’m just gonna stay out here, toke up, and live off the land…eat what I can catch with my bear hands…”
guy fishes with his bare hands but is still too much of a pussy to say fuck of to aig
i like fish and i like cock
It went belly-up so I took out my bucket and …
Smell my fingers…Do my fingers smell like fish?
what kind of fish is that? an egret?
“Thank god I’m not stuck working a desk job! I’m just gonna stay out here, toke up, and live off the land…eat what I can catch with my bear hands…”
@8 nice work, i like what you did there
Wilson! Look what i caught us for dinner! I’ll just use those ice skates to filet this thing
Stay the hell out of Malibu Lebowski!
“I want to suck Maria Bartiromo’s cock”
Fishfingers FTW!
“Take it off my hands!”
Wow. The Real World/Road Rules challenges were pretty intense back in 1973
something FISHY is going on here
Give a man a fish he is fed for a day, teach a man to fish…ah f-it just give the man all the funding he wants so he can eat at the trough with all the other pigs.
C
@18….huh?
“This is fish your new currency. Smell it. Love it.”
something FISHY is going on here
something FISHY is going on here
http://biz.yahoo.com/ap/080917/washington_mutual.html
something FISHY is going on here
@22, 26, 27, 29 – thank you for that very creative line and for posting it 4 fucking times in case we missed it.
Toxic waste in the water? What toxic waste? This is sushi grade, man!
“Take it off my hands!”
“Bob Rubin told me I had to swallow a goldfish to make partner…”
Fishnets always look best when worn with ‘eels.
is the ‘man with fish’ picture a sign of impending doom or what
Hey Dealbreaker dumbasses:
How about some coverage of the plunge of Morgan Stanley and GS shares? Or the MS merger rumor on CNBC? Not this caption contest fag shit.
#34…go away and never come back. You are stinking this place up with your shitty jokes.
@36– they did a post on an ms merger you dumb fuck
@23-good one-i laughed out loud (which is netter than a simple lol)
Which fish can perform operations?
A Sturgeon!
Where do little fishes go every morning?
To plaice school!
What fish goes up the river at 100mph?
A motor pike!
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
He prawned everything!
1st kipper: ‘Smoking’s bad for you’
2nd kipper: ‘It’s OK, I’ve been cured’
What kind of fish is useful in freezing weather?
Skate!
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh!
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy and hates neighbours?
A hermit crab!
What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?
As far away as possible!
Why did the whale cross the road?
To get to the other tide!
Which fish can perform operations?
A Sturgeon!
Where do little fishes go every morning?
To plaice school!
What fish goes up the river at 100mph?
A motor pike!
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
He prawned everything!
1st kipper: ‘Smoking’s bad for you’
2nd kipper: ‘It’s OK, I’ve been cured’
What kind of fish is useful in freezing weather?
Skate!
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh!
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy and hates neighbours?
A hermit crab!
What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?
As far away as possible!
Why did the whale cross the road?
To get to the other tide!
Which fish can perform operations?
A Sturgeon!
Where do little fishes go every morning?
To plaice school!
What fish goes up the river at 100mph?
A motor pike!
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
He prawned everything!
1st kipper: ‘Smoking’s bad for you’
2nd kipper: ‘It’s OK, I’ve been cured’
What kind of fish is useful in freezing weather?
Skate!
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh!
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy and hates neighbours?
A hermit crab!
What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?
As far away as possible!
Why did the whale cross the road?
To get to the other tide!
Which fish can perform operations?
A Sturgeon!
Where do little fishes go every morning?
To plaice school!
What fish goes up the river at 100mph?
A motor pike!
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
He prawned everything!
1st kipper: ‘Smoking’s bad for you’
2nd kipper: ‘It’s OK, I’ve been cured’
What kind of fish is useful in freezing weather?
Skate!
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh!
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy and hates neighbours?
A hermit crab!
What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?
As far away as possible!
Why did the whale cross the road?
To get to the other tide!
Lehman swims with the fishes tonight
Even at a young age he was showing promise in supporting dead fish!
Surprised no smelly pussy comments yet…
Go Fish.
YOWZA
Fish: “I wish this dick would let go of me.”
@36 there’s not much to say that hasn’t already been said
Paulson rules and so does spicy mayo!
“I’ll trade you this fish for a 13 week Tbill. No, wait… I’ll keep the fish.”
#44 – you win.
Why not the football photo??
http://i.l.cnn.net/money/2008/09/13/news/newsmakers/gunther_paulson.fortune/1968_dartmouth.jpg
hey what does “bps upfront” mean
http://ftalphaville.ft.com/blog/2008/09/17/16026/the-cost-of-protection-on-the-street/
“This vag smells like fish”
basis points
which one’s Paulson?
@42 – I’m sure it’s the liquid lunch buzz but that was funny.
“Hey, look what I rescued!”
@60….hilarious. best one i’ve read so far
Agreed. My vote goes for #60.
Hi George i’m going to hug and squeeze em
Hi George i’m going to hug and squeeze em
and calling him george
all of LEH equity or this fish- which is worth more?
all of LEH equity or this fish- which is worth more?
“Anyone can be a fisherman in May”
#60 takes the prize
#60 hands down
that hair is awfully short for 1973. He must have been a Republican then as well. Wonder why he’s fishing and not in Nam?
Look Ma, I caught a Fuldfish…. first I dangled a worm in front of its face… the Fuldfish ignored it!! … So I yelled “Fuck Off Fuldfish!!!!” … The Fuldfish then beached itself and died!!!!
His name is george. I’m going to hug him and squeeze and call him george
@60 is #1, @71 #2
“Shit or cut bait”
Which one is Fuld? That slimy thing with the odor issues that’s gasping for air, hoping it survives for the next 10 minutes before being cut to pieces? Or the fish?
Dammit. Paulson, not Fuld.
I suck.
I don’t know…@71 just gave @60 a run for his/her money (though probably his because women don’t work in finance)
I want you to meet my girlfriend, “Aholehole”
#60 hahaha
#23 in second
#71 distant 3rd
#60 hahaha
#23 in second
#71 distant 3rd
Got WAMU?
Your all laughing now… but wait till T-Bills are worth less than fish.
Hey Dick(Fuld)
This fish for your bank! What do you say?
@23 and @60, HAHAHAHA!!!
I wasn’t a skilled enough angler to catch a Striper, so I had to take my photo with a Blue Fish, which is the easiest fish in the Atlantic to catch.