It feels like we've been discussing this for decades so let's just decide once and for all which sounds best and do it already: Stearns Morgan Mutual, JPMorgovia, Trust JPM Cayne, or Bearpont Morgan Express.
Takeover Targets? [Fortune]
It feels like we've been discussing this for decades so let's just decide once and for all which sounds best and do it already: Stearns Morgan Mutual, JPMorgovia, Trust JPM Cayne, or Bearpont Morgan Express.
Takeover Targets? [Fortune]
Posted by guest , Sep 03, 2008 11:36AM
On to more important news...
Becky Quick filling in on The Call and is sleevless, I repeat, SLEEVLESS!
Actually, she may want to focus on tanning / toning those arms, yes?
Posted by guest , Sep 03, 2008 11:38AM
wow no sleeves, holy shit, @1! have you ever seen a woman's forearms over in salt lake?
Posted by guest , Sep 03, 2008 11:44AM
The women's forearms here in North Dakota look like the Brawny Paper Towel Guy's and they'll love you just as impressively.
~Sven Guurenstaadtliveifferenshotz
North Dakota Center for Arm Rasslin
Gackle, ND
Posted by guest , Sep 03, 2008 11:44AM
JP Bernanke Printing Press Inc.
Gasparino was sleeveless at dinner last night.
-retail
Posted by guest , Sep 03, 2008 11:49AM
Bernanke, Lenin, & Dimon
Posted by guest , Sep 03, 2008 11:50AM
Dimon Mayo Inc.
Posted by guest , Sep 03, 2008 12:10PM
JPMorgovia, of course.
Posted by guest , Sep 03, 2008 12:17PM
@6 - that was actually the first time I laughed out loud at a Mayo comment. For some unknown reason I wasn't expecting to see it.
Posted by guest , Sep 03, 2008 12:20PM
@8 thanks for seeing the humor in the mayo blogs.
Posted by guest , Sep 03, 2008 12:32PM
I would ride the Bearpont Morgan Express to Pleasuretown any old day.
Posted by diablo , Sep 03, 2008 12:37PM
JP Mongrel is close enough to JP Morgan.
Posted by guest , Sep 03, 2008 12:38PM
What is the deal with this mayo shit? I just started at my job -> reading this website
Posted by guest , Sep 03, 2008 1:07PM
@12: he's not your buddy, friend.
Posted by NotNasser , Sep 03, 2008 1:21PM
@13: you're not my friend, pal.
Posted by chad , Sep 03, 2008 1:39PM
JP Blarneystone
Posted by guest , Sep 03, 2008 2:11PM
I would love to see HSBCehman Brothers if I didn't work for the former. I get the feeling regardless of how shitty they are, the Lehman guys would steal our IB jobs....and yes that is pronounced HSB"semen"
Posted by guest , Sep 03, 2008 3:06PM
So what is the deal with this mayo crap? Please guys, I can't focus on this spreadsheet I keep thinking about what the fuck it means
Posted by Cincinnatus C , Sep 03, 2008 4:42PM
that sometimes happens to me too. key word: sometimes. i've even found myself thinking mayo jokes.
Posted by guest , Sep 03, 2008 9:17PM
once on springbreak in Tijuana, I saw Prince Cayne fist a donkey... could that be relevant?