Consider The Swag

It feels like we've been discussing this for decades so let's just decide once and for all which sounds best and do it already: Stearns Morgan Mutual, JPMorgovia, Trust JPM Cayne, or Bearpont Morgan Express.

Takeover Targets? [Fortune]

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Posted by guest, Sep 03, 2008 11:36AM

On to more important news...

Becky Quick filling in on The Call and is sleevless, I repeat, SLEEVLESS!

Actually, she may want to focus on tanning / toning those arms, yes?

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Posted by guest, Sep 03, 2008 11:38AM

wow no sleeves, holy shit, @1! have you ever seen a woman's forearms over in salt lake?

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Posted by guest, Sep 03, 2008 11:44AM

The women's forearms here in North Dakota look like the Brawny Paper Towel Guy's and they'll love you just as impressively.

~Sven Guurenstaadtliveifferenshotz
North Dakota Center for Arm Rasslin
Gackle, ND

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Posted by guest, Sep 03, 2008 11:44AM

JP Bernanke Printing Press Inc.

Gasparino was sleeveless at dinner last night.

-retail

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Posted by guest, Sep 03, 2008 11:49AM

Bernanke, Lenin, & Dimon

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Posted by guest, Sep 03, 2008 11:50AM

Dimon Mayo Inc.

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Posted by guest, Sep 03, 2008 12:10PM

JPMorgovia, of course.

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Posted by guest, Sep 03, 2008 12:17PM

@6 - that was actually the first time I laughed out loud at a Mayo comment. For some unknown reason I wasn't expecting to see it.

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Posted by guest, Sep 03, 2008 12:20PM

@8 thanks for seeing the humor in the mayo blogs.

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Posted by guest, Sep 03, 2008 12:32PM

I would ride the Bearpont Morgan Express to Pleasuretown any old day.

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Posted by diablo, Sep 03, 2008 12:37PM

JP Mongrel is close enough to JP Morgan.

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Posted by guest, Sep 03, 2008 12:38PM

What is the deal with this mayo shit? I just started at my job -> reading this website

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Posted by guest, Sep 03, 2008 1:07PM

@12: he's not your buddy, friend.

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Posted by NotNasser, Sep 03, 2008 1:21PM

@13: you're not my friend, pal.

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Posted by chad, Sep 03, 2008 1:39PM

JP Blarneystone

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Posted by guest, Sep 03, 2008 2:11PM

I would love to see HSBCehman Brothers if I didn't work for the former. I get the feeling regardless of how shitty they are, the Lehman guys would steal our IB jobs....and yes that is pronounced HSB"semen"

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Posted by guest, Sep 03, 2008 3:06PM

So what is the deal with this mayo crap? Please guys, I can't focus on this spreadsheet I keep thinking about what the fuck it means

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Posted by Cincinnatus C, Sep 03, 2008 4:42PM

that sometimes happens to me too. key word: sometimes. i've even found myself thinking mayo jokes.

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Posted by guest, Sep 03, 2008 9:17PM

once on springbreak in Tijuana, I saw Prince Cayne fist a donkey... could that be relevant?

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