• 03 Sep 2008 at 11:30 AM

Consider The Swag

By Dealbreaker

It feels like we’ve been discussing this for decades so let’s just decide once and for all which sounds best and do it already: Stearns Morgan Mutual, JPMorgovia, Trust JPM Cayne, or Bearpont Morgan Express.
Takeover Targets? [Fortune]

Comments (19)

  1. 1
    Posted by guest | September 3, 2008 at 11:36 AM

    On to more important news…
    Becky Quick filling in on The Call and is sleevless, I repeat, SLEEVLESS!
    Actually, she may want to focus on tanning / toning those arms, yes?

  2. 2
    Posted by guest | September 3, 2008 at 11:38 AM

    wow no sleeves, holy shit, @1! have you ever seen a woman’s forearms over in salt lake?

  3. 3
    Posted by guest | September 3, 2008 at 11:44 AM

    The women’s forearms here in North Dakota look like the Brawny Paper Towel Guy’s and they’ll love you just as impressively.
    ~Sven Guurenstaadtliveifferenshotz
    North Dakota Center for Arm Rasslin
    Gackle, ND

  4. 4
    Posted by guest | September 3, 2008 at 11:44 AM

    JP Bernanke Printing Press Inc.
    Gasparino was sleeveless at dinner last night.
    -retail

  5. 5
    Posted by guest | September 3, 2008 at 11:49 AM

    Bernanke, Lenin, & Dimon

  6. 6
    Posted by guest | September 3, 2008 at 11:50 AM

    Dimon Mayo Inc.

  7. 7
    Posted by guest | September 3, 2008 at 12:10 PM

    JPMorgovia, of course.

  8. 8
    Posted by guest | September 3, 2008 at 12:17 PM

    @6 – that was actually the first time I laughed out loud at a Mayo comment. For some unknown reason I wasn’t expecting to see it.

  9. 9
    Posted by guest | September 3, 2008 at 12:20 PM

    @8 thanks for seeing the humor in the mayo blogs.

  10. 10
    Posted by guest | September 3, 2008 at 12:32 PM

    I would ride the Bearpont Morgan Express to Pleasuretown any old day.

  11. 11
    Posted by diablo | September 3, 2008 at 12:37 PM

    JP Mongrel is close enough to JP Morgan.

  12. 12
    Posted by guest | September 3, 2008 at 12:38 PM

    What is the deal with this mayo shit? I just started at my job -> reading this website

  13. 13
    Posted by guest | September 3, 2008 at 1:07 PM

    @12: he’s not your buddy, friend.

  14. 14
    Posted by NotNasser | September 3, 2008 at 1:21 PM

    @13: you’re not my friend, pal.

  15. 15
    Posted by chad | September 3, 2008 at 1:39 PM

    JP Blarneystone

  16. 16
    Posted by guest | September 3, 2008 at 2:11 PM

    I would love to see HSBCehman Brothers if I didn’t work for the former. I get the feeling regardless of how shitty they are, the Lehman guys would steal our IB jobs….and yes that is pronounced HSB”semen”

  17. 17
    Posted by guest | September 3, 2008 at 3:06 PM

    So what is the deal with this mayo crap? Please guys, I can’t focus on this spreadsheet I keep thinking about what the fuck it means

  18. 18
    Posted by Cincinnatus C | September 3, 2008 at 4:42 PM

    that sometimes happens to me too. key word: sometimes. i’ve even found myself thinking mayo jokes.

  19. 19
    Posted by guest | September 3, 2008 at 9:17 PM

    once on springbreak in Tijuana, I saw Prince Cayne fist a donkey… could that be relevant?

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