tie.jpgLehman Brothers is currently holding a fire sale at 745 on all company merchandise to place in a glass case next to the shit you bought from Bear and are planning on buying from Morgan Stanley. Those on the front line report that “it is like like a scene out of Indepedence Day or Jumanji the way people are crashing into each other grabbing at stuff.” Swag includes the usual duffle bags, Polos, sweatshirts and golf balls and some items you probably wouldn’t expect, like periodicals “on Irish people” (really) and the blood stained Brooks Brothers jacket Fuld was wearing last year when he rumbled with a fellow parent at his kid’s ice and hockey game and lost. Apparently there’s enough DNA on the thing for you to clone your own inept Wall Street CEO. That one’s gonna go fast so we suggest getting there stat.

Comments (34)

  1. Posted by guest | September 18, 2008 at 5:10 PM

    Too busy waiting for all my UBS swag to be worth something. I’ve given up on my UBS stock ever being worth anything.

  2. Posted by guest | September 18, 2008 at 5:13 PM

    Stick your head in a toilet BL, you stupid fool.

  3. Posted by guest | September 18, 2008 at 5:18 PM

    You think that’s funny, you dip wad BL? As one bitch to another, you know what karma is and she’s gonna get you. Watch yourself.

  4. Posted by guest | September 18, 2008 at 5:31 PM

    whoa… ex Lehman employees started this so it’s fair game to report – check out the sales on eBay….

  5. Posted by guest | September 18, 2008 at 5:34 PM

    stand by for the backlash to the backlash against RFII

  6. Posted by guest | September 18, 2008 at 5:35 PM

    the tie in the picture is prob worth more than lehman.

  7. Posted by guest | September 18, 2008 at 5:36 PM

    Still nothing from Carney????

  8. Posted by guest | September 18, 2008 at 5:46 PM

    @2…fuck off and don’t talk to or about BL that way. Scumbag.
    “clone your own inept Wall Street CEO” – nice.
    When will someone sell Jimmy Cayne’s roach clip?

  9. Posted by Anal_yst | September 18, 2008 at 5:49 PM

    @ 7
    If you were Carney, wouldn’t you have checked out as well?

  10. Posted by guest | September 18, 2008 at 5:54 PM

    JC: Though I rarely agree with your politics and my faith in the free markets is not nearly as strong as yours, let me congratulate you on consistently good work and wish you all the best with the new gig. GAnalYst

  11. Posted by guest | September 18, 2008 at 5:56 PM

    Dude Carney posted one thing in the People Moves post – he said “Thanks.”
    The man rights manifestos about about incoherent policy and then we read that shit and he can’t even give us a good bye manifesto or rant…
    Bess is the stalwart…reliable, sturdy. Like those old Smith Barney commercials…she writes post the old fashion way…she pulls the fucking trigger and shows us what we want.
    Except a photograph.

  12. Posted by John Carney | September 18, 2008 at 6:14 PM

    I’ll give you a farewell manifesto tomorrow!

  13. Posted by guest | September 18, 2008 at 6:50 PM

    @8 all i’m saying is, let it go.
    how much more do we have to hear about this crap? News fine, but this is not news. :That’s what your beloved BL gives you, crap. b/c that’s what you deserve.

  14. Posted by guest | September 18, 2008 at 7:07 PM

    I want the funny-house mirror from Fuld’s bedroom. The one he stood in front of each morning and yelled WHO’S BAD?? HUHH PUNK? and the mirror would repond “YOU DICKIE, YOU!!”
    Then our boy Dickie stepped outside and got beat up by Richard Simmons.

  15. Posted by guest | September 18, 2008 at 7:17 PM

    Make it good Carney…hell make it enticing and intriguing enough and some of us schlubs may check out your new digs.

  16. Posted by diablo | September 18, 2008 at 7:20 PM

    Who are the yahoos who are calling Bess BL? Get lost!

  17. Posted by guest | September 18, 2008 at 7:22 PM

    @16…its short for Bess Levin…fucktard

  18. Posted by diablo | September 18, 2008 at 7:47 PM

    #17
    The point is nobody calls her BL around here, unless you are coming from the yahoo boards or used to work for Lehman. Yahooooooo!

  19. Posted by guest | September 18, 2008 at 7:50 PM

    Bess this was a funny post

  20. Posted by guest | September 18, 2008 at 7:54 PM

    @18…around here? You live/work here? Fuck off you local yokel.
    And lose that shit fuck stupid handle you have.
    ‘diablo’ oh wow you are fucking creative there…go shove a pitch fork up your fuckin’ ass.

  21. Posted by Last Man Standing | September 18, 2008 at 8:30 PM

    why the fuck is everyone so mad around here? why are they taking it out on bess, she’s so sweet and innocent.

  22. Posted by guest | September 18, 2008 at 8:33 PM

    Don’t patronize Bess like that. People just hate diablo…no room in this world for shitbirds like that.

  23. Posted by diablo | September 18, 2008 at 8:39 PM

    @20
    Stop it stop it yuh crack me up
    shit fuck stupid and very creative handle you have: guest
    you are not welcome

  24. Posted by guest | September 18, 2008 at 8:44 PM

    Fuck you very much!
    SPODE

  25. Posted by guest | September 18, 2008 at 8:45 PM

    @14- CVS called – your Prozac is ready

  26. Posted by guest | September 18, 2008 at 9:09 PM

    puh-leez i have been in the building the entire week and there is no “jumanji” or however the fuck you spell that exceedingly obscure reference. many people went to the gift shop to BUY lehman stuff, and maybe they are putting some of that on ebay. but there is no gift shop in HQ. so get the facts next time biotch.

  27. Posted by guest | September 18, 2008 at 9:16 PM

    Maybe Bess makes shit up? Ever consider that? She has you bozos so enraptured she could tell you anything and you’d believe it.
    Thanks for the TRUTH @26.
    It’s some stupid ass movie with Robin Williams. Guess ol’ Bess spends a lot of time with her DVD player and old stupid movies.

  28. Posted by guest | September 18, 2008 at 9:20 PM

    im the leh employee who sent bess the tip, douche bag…people were putting leh swag on ebay as early as monday, dumb ass…same thing happened at bear.

  29. Posted by guest | September 18, 2008 at 9:30 PM

    did you also say this:
    “Those on the front line report that “it is like like a scene out of Indepedence Day or Jumanji the way people are crashing into each other grabbing at stuff.”
    No one is disputing swag sales on Ebay, but methinks Royal Bess doth exaggerate a tad.
    OK, fart face?

  30. Posted by guest | September 18, 2008 at 9:32 PM

    @29– actually, that’s exactly what i wrote.

  31. Posted by guest | September 18, 2008 at 9:36 PM

    Jumanji? Oooh you are so cool dude. You ask chicks back to your place to watch Jumanji right?

  32. Posted by guest | September 18, 2008 at 9:41 PM

    Can i come over to watch jumanji with you? I wuv it. it’s my favorite movie. we can have jiffy pop too.

  33. Posted by guest | September 19, 2008 at 12:24 AM

    how could everyone miss this gem:
    @6 – “the tie in the picture is prob worth more than lehman.”
    fucking lol.

  34. Posted by guest | September 19, 2008 at 12:43 AM

    @20
    finance.yahoo.com.fuckyou
    Thank you.

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