Not sure how we missed this but House Oversight Committee Chairman Henry A. Waxman has announced the creation of the “Lehman-AIG Tip Line.” The power o’ subpoena and your tax dollars no longer being an effective means of gathering relevant information regarding whatever shit did or did not go down at the Houses of Fuld and Hank, former and current employees and friends, as well as “Wall Street insiders,” are now being encouraged to send any dirt they might have Waxman’s way here. You can additionally call 1-800-LEH-NARC or 1-800-AIG-NARC.* We also hear that the committee is considering renting out the services of Chaz “I’ll bust open your knee-caps” Gasparino to aid in the investigation, which, and we say this completely sincerely, would probably class up the operation several notches.
*Full disclosure: calls to these numbers are routed to Dealbreaker.