• 24 Sep 2008 at 4:37 PM

I Have a Lunch Meeting With Cliff Huxtable at the Four Seasons in 20 Minutes.

By Equity Private

Can you lay claim to true financial geekery without being something of a Patrick Bateman fan? (Perhaps even a closeted one?) Depending on your answer, you may or may not consider turning American Psycho into an 80′s musical. Like it or not, however, that’s what’s heading your way. Don’t despair though. The project is just early enough to be killed off yet. Music rights from the likes of Huey Lewis and the News and Phil Collins have not yet been secured. Add a few lines to the anti-anti-short rule you are sending your Congressperson, why don’t you?

‘American Psycho’ heads to Broadway [THR.com]

Comments (33)

  1. 1
    Posted by guest | September 24, 2008 at 4:42 PM

    the fundamentals of this musical are not strong.

  2. 2
    Posted by guest | September 24, 2008 at 4:44 PM

    Excellent idea!

  3. 3
    Posted by guest | September 24, 2008 at 4:44 PM

    I bet Carney is having a shitty day. How’s the rice market, JC??

  4. 4
    Posted by guest | September 24, 2008 at 4:44 PM

    Best.Movie.Ever

  5. 5
    Posted by guest | September 24, 2008 at 4:45 PM

    Brett Easton Ellis is my hero.

  6. 6
    Posted by guest | September 24, 2008 at 4:47 PM

    WTF? Who’s Cliff Huxtable? Are we supposed to know WTF he is??

  7. 7
    Posted by guest | September 24, 2008 at 4:49 PM

    this board is reminding me of F*cked Company…
    where’s kiwigirl???????

  8. 8
    Posted by guest | September 24, 2008 at 4:49 PM

    @7… place cartridge in chamber, cock the hammer, place barrel in mouth and PULL THE F-ing TRIGGER!!!
    No DB for you!!

  9. 9
    Posted by guest | September 24, 2008 at 4:50 PM

    7,
    Seriously? Take the A to Pratt. He’ll be the one on the corner with a vibrant sweater and baseball cap with the lid turned up.

  10. 10
    Posted by guest | September 24, 2008 at 4:50 PM

    I’m long Pierce & Pierce

  11. 11
    Posted by guest | September 24, 2008 at 4:56 PM

    @7 where did you grow up, on the moon? And fyi Cliff is a doctor and would NOT approve of that language, even in acronym form…

  12. 12
    Posted by guest | September 24, 2008 at 4:57 PM

    who was just badgering paulson on TV? asking if he would veto like 14 times, before paulson put the hammer down?

  13. 13
    Posted by guest | September 24, 2008 at 5:00 PM

    @13, I’m not sure, but I’ve heard more stupid questions in the last 2 days from these clowns. Washington is frightening.

  14. 14
    Posted by guest | September 24, 2008 at 5:03 PM

    Look at that subtle off-white coloring.
    The tasteful thickness of it…
    oh my God, it even has a watermark.

  15. 15
    Posted by guest | September 24, 2008 at 5:11 PM

    dealbreaker.com? no one even goes there anymore, Louis

  16. 16
    Posted by guest | September 24, 2008 at 5:20 PM

    “I don’t even understand why you work there anyways.”
    “Becasue I want to fit in.”

  17. 17
    Posted by guest | September 24, 2008 at 5:23 PM

    “I don’t even understand why you work there anyways.”
    “Becasue I want to fit in.”

  18. 18
    Posted by guest | September 24, 2008 at 5:23 PM

    blond behind & to the left of Hank in the hearings today, nice.

  19. 19
    Posted by guest | September 24, 2008 at 5:24 PM

    “I don’t even understand why you [got laid off] there anyways. Doesn’t you Dad practically own the place?”
    “Because I want to fit in.”

  20. 20
    Posted by Anal_yst | September 24, 2008 at 5:25 PM

    I’m certain between everyone on DB we could recite every line in the movie verbatim, with relative ease (ahem # 7)

  21. 21
    Posted by guest | September 24, 2008 at 5:41 PM

    And high heels, I like high heels!

  22. 22
    Posted by PatrickBateman | September 24, 2008 at 6:06 PM

    For those of you who are a fan of my movie I suggest you also purchase Whitney’s Houston’s newest album, Crack Pipe Monologue. It’s an emotional collection of soothing melodies and inspirational lyrics that reminds us that while we all may have a rough exterior, being emotional is still human.
    If you’ll excuse me, I have to return some videotapes…

  23. 23
    Posted by guest | September 24, 2008 at 6:11 PM

    Any word on Pierce & Pierce associate numbers this year?

  24. 24
    Posted by peWonderWoman | September 24, 2008 at 6:16 PM

    Worst.Idea.Ever.
    I do not want to see Clay Akin or Lance Bass as Patrick Bateman! My fantasy will be ruined!!!!!! Wall Street is not a musical! Wall Street is Entourage on Crack.

  25. 25
    Posted by guest | September 24, 2008 at 6:48 PM

    @7 – You were probably into that whole Yale thing….

  26. 26
    Posted by guest | September 24, 2008 at 6:58 PM

    @7 i bet your business card is not even eggshell white or bone

  27. 27
    Posted by guest | September 24, 2008 at 10:12 PM

    @26 Yale thing?

  28. 28
    Posted by guest | September 24, 2008 at 11:20 PM

    Well, he was probably a closet homosexual who did a lot of cocaine. That whole Yale thing.

  29. 29
    Posted by guest | September 24, 2008 at 11:22 PM

    @28 Well, he was probably a closet homosexual who did a lot of cocaine. That whole Yale thing.

  30. 30
    Posted by guest | September 25, 2008 at 8:36 AM

    Not if you want to keep your spleen.

  31. 31
    Posted by guest | September 25, 2008 at 11:22 AM

    I work in Murders & Executions.

  32. 32
    Posted by guest | September 25, 2008 at 2:55 PM

    Seriously, 28 and 7, who are you, and why are you on dealbreaker.com?

  33. 33
    Posted by Ted | February 14, 2011 at 8:16 AM

    do want

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