The recent events in the life of Lehman Brothers has been difficult for many. But provided you didn’t work there or have a monetary stake in the place, I think we can all agree that the fall of Lehman means one very important thing: KA-CHING.
The city is literally crawling with despondent but more importantly drunk women and men who would probably like nothing more than to fuck away their problems. Aware of this silver lining, Daily Intel was good enough to put together a little slide show of the Laid Off Lehman Ladies, whose faces you should make a mental note of. Regarding the BarcLehs announcement that it will keep 9,000 Lehman positions–they haven’t said who specifically will be spared and who will not, meaning, as of now, most people are probably trying to hope for the best but expect the worse. Meaning the next week or so is probably strike while the iron is hot time.
The Broken Babes of Wall Street [NYMag]
first bitches
Yale endowment only up 2%. Losers!
Eh…this post notta so ah good-a…
@3– what are you talking about? this is service journalism
uh not models
you guys are disgusting. i can’t believe you actually spent time on this post. people are losing their jobs and this is all you can talk about?
very classless.
Horrific
At least Bear had primo tail!
Sandwich boards
ever lowering the bar of acceptable discussion.
can’t believe so many people agree. someone ought to get a clue.
db has been super sensitive about this…and this is clearly a joke…jeez
Still nothing compared to the Studios on the West Coast
Funemployment lines are starting between these ladies’ legs. Cover charge to get in is either 3 drinks or 1 GS offer.
please…learn to take a joke…i don’t think these are actual instructions from db, soldiers, to get out there and fuck the victims.
Bess you didn’t look past the first picture on this one did you?
Lots of Dr’s and such are going to start getting some supreme tail very soon, call it a flight to quality, if you will…
I watched the slide show, and none of the “Laid Off Lehman Ladies” looked all that good to me.
For the most part, they look like bitches who thought they were scalding hot while they had jobs, but who now think they look just like anyone else who doesn’t have a job…not so hot.
The Guy from Delaware
perhaps it’s a skewering of daily intel for creating a slideshow called ‘the broken babes of wall street’. chill.
At least Bear had primo tail!
They were good looking for British chicks…
the guys were hot
@ 18
A skewer of a skewer is like a double negative- all you end up with is a slideshow of girls who need to stop shopping at Ann Taylor
Kankles?
@20…didn’t see their grills…could be some subprime assets in those mouths!
You pussies haven’t been laid off enough. You don’t pack your shit and walk out of the place, people. Make them pack your shit and send it to you. Jesus! Also, it will happen again so don’t have a lot of personal shit at the office that you can’t put in your satchel and leave the building. have to teach you everything I guess.
~The Guy Who Has Been Laid Off….A Lot
They all look like Peggy Olson from Mad Men
This post is disgustingly unfair to the women of Lehman.
We do a nice line in hot young Asian analysts, yet this bunch of 6s was the best they could come up with?
Bang the anlysts; no harassment suits…the Limeys do it at lunch
ps, Expect a Women of Lehman from Hef
http://www.amazon.com/Playboy-Women-Enron/dp/B000067IZZ
I wonder how many of the “Laid Off Lehman Ladies”, especially that blonde with the engagement ring, will now take the “Life is Good” stickers off the bumpers of their Range Rovers?
The Guy from Delaware
The Guy from Delaware a.k.a. fuckface,
I imagine the last laugh’s on you for not only living in Delaware but seemingly being proud of that ‘accomplishment.’
Nonetheless, here’s hoping that a giant suckhole envelopes your house, car, and everything you care about in this world.
Would love to wake up tomorrow and read a DB post on that.
Have a nice day.
Dick Fuld is God! He gave his only begotten son to save the jobs of 9,000! Praise be onto him!
- Christian Fuldamentalist
@ 29 – first time I’ve laughed at a post from TGFD.
-Dick from CLT
#30…Ma’am! Ma’am! I’ll have you know the supreme court has ROUNDLY REJECTED prior restraint!
I’m finishin’ my coffee!
Dick Fuld is God! He gave his only begotten son to save the jobs of 9,000! Praise be onto him!
- Christian Fuldamentalist
@ 29 – first time I’ve laughed at a post from TGFD.
-Dick from CLT
I agree with @25, what pussies have all that shit at work that you have to pack boxes? I saw a guy with a suitcase yesterday. It’s work, not your freaking apartment or dorm room. The most you should have at work is a pic of the wife/husband and kids (if you have any) and even that is pushing it. I would love to know what’s in those boxes/suitcases. Most likely shit that’s going to sit in the house/apartment for a few months then get tossed out when the bank forecloses.
TGFD no doubt your Q rating would be well below subprime.
@ 29 – first time I’ve laughed at a post from TGFD.
-Dick from CLT
Who is this blond babe in hot shorts coming out of Lehman in this video…she blows away the NYMag Harpies..
Clearly Private Events, PR, Priv Bnk or MD ho
http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2008/09/lehman_employees_are_losing_th.html
I would pound her pink pussy and 5 times on Sunday, no questions asked!!!!
@17 (aka fuckface)
Cloris Leachman wouldn’t even fuck you.
You are a waste of dna.
#39…dude you got issues, clean up your act holmes.
Dude in pic #4 is VERY cute. Sort of a Mat Damon thing going on. Same one that appeared in the NY Times business section yesterday. Or was it WSJ?. He’s gonna get a job in no time. GAnalYst
There is not a single babe in their article.
On a side note, LEH having a big meeting with the troops in a conf room. Hand slapping action going on.
Full stop.
There is not a single babe in their article.
On a side note, LEH having a big meeting with the troops in a conf room. Hand slapping action going on.
Full stop.
#41, OK sorry
So, How about bonuses?
HaveANiceDay@#30…
Tisk. Tisk. Such a vicious attack on TGFD. I must have plucked a sore nerve somewhere with you.
Tell me dear, are you a “Laid Off Lehman Lady”, or do you just have a “Life is Good” sticker on your SUV?
Just remember, what you’ve wished on me may just land on you instead. See Psalm 86, v14 & v17.
The Guy from Delaware
5 times on Sunday? Are you talking about fucking or facing east to pray to allah? Either way very excessive. Generally not feasible unless chafing is one of your fetishes and your seeing an obsessive/compulsive babe, but I thought they all worked at Goldman….
ps, #41 I think the ghetto diction is “home’s” aka homey, home-boy, etc
Holms might be a freudian slip on your part re: John Holmes aka Porn Star, which would require you to maybe clean up your act, in addition to said poster at 39…..
5 times on Sunday? Are you talking about fucking or facing east to pray to allah? Either way very excessive. Generally not feasible unless chafing is one of your fetishes and your seeing an obsessive/compulsive babe, but I thought they all worked at Goldman….
I would call that retarded but I try to not insult the ‘tards.
47,
Chafing not issue when wet
Breakdown:
-2am Sat night
-Morning wood
-quickie during day
-after dinner
-11:59pm, one last ram b-4 monday
@51
That would leave me precious little time to masturbate.
@51
That would leave me precious little time to masturbate.
48 it’s phonetic for how vatos say it in the barrio.
Got it Holmes. Comprende puto?
@30 Everyone knows the giant suckhole is located at the Hadron collider underneath Switzerland. That and of course, a laid-off Lehman ladies’ face.
48 it’s phonetic for how vatos say it in the barrio.
Got it Holmes. Comprende puto?
48 it’s an annuciation for how vatos say it in the barrio.
Got it Holmes. Comprende puto?
48 it’s an annuciation for how vatos say it in the barrio.
Got it Holmes. Comprende puto?
no habla espanol. Dickhead
wouldn’t that be an enunciation?
@29 hahah that actually was a hilarious comment, well played
I have a great sense of humor… but this post is just kind of gross. And tasteless, even for you guys…
I have a great sense of humor… but this post is just kind of gross. And tasteless, even for you guys…
#61 – chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature.
And when did we start correcting spelling on this blog – Bess and Carney mispell and leave words out of their posts often. You want to correct spelling go over to ATL and do it with the lawyers you blowhard.
chinaman?
chinaman?
chinaman?
chinaman?
chinaman?
Where are the NY honeys? Worked at several banks and would say LEH has the finest female talent by far. Incredible.