The Wall Street Journal got service-y today regarding the matter of how to fight back when someone registers a domain name in an effort to let the world know what they think of your company, a la BankofAmericaSucks.com. (BoAS was started by former customer Jonathan Speigner five years ago and is now regarded as the “Official Bank of America consumer opinion site.”) But, uh, who cares if Ken Lewis loses sleep over Google ego searches that return results all chronicling his firm’s predilection for storing balls in its mouth? No one. We’re pretty sure, however, that what the subversive writers over at the J really intended to do with this article was to get the wheels turning, as there are many of you out there with something to get off your chests, such as:
goldmansucksthebigone.com
shittygroup.com*
cockspraie.com
and
IWouldRatherBeAFlufferInASmutFilmThanWorkAtDealbreaker
OneMoreDay.com
Unfortunately for you, we just bought those names but if you have enough anger inside you over your recent firing or the fact that the stewards are your capital just disclosed that they are shutting down after bleeding out the ass for several months, we’re willing to negotiate a price.
How To Handle ‘IHateYourCompany.com’ [WSJ via Gawker]
*Honestly, I cannot believe this one wasn’t registered but ka-ching for us, it wasn’t.
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- Use the Bloomberg command
NH BLG_DEALBREAKER <GO>
to access Dealbreaker
just tap it in, tap tap taperooo
Bess, are not happy Dealbreaker.com anymore?
– ducks in….
Hello?
// tumbleweed
Still summer Fridays for everyone else….crap-tastic
shittygroup was available and i didn’t buy it?!?!
:::slits wrists:::
shittygroup was available and i didn’t buy it?!?!
:::swallows bottle of advil:::
shittygroup was available and i didn’t buy it?!?!
:::pulls trigger:::
i think forbiddenegretlove.com is still available
shittygroup was available and i didn’t buy it?!?!
:::puts plastic bag over head:::
shittygroup was available and i didn’t buy it?!?!
:::crashes car:::
shittygroup was available and i didn’t buy it?!?!
:::JO&C’s:::
shittygroup was available and i didn’t buy it?!?!
:::JO&C’s:::
shittygroup was available and i didn’t buy it?!?!
:::JO&C’s:::
i used to think you were hot, until you started using your writing super-talent to process sewage.
@13- you’re an idiot
“Damn you Mongowians. Get away from my shittywalls.”
@13- she mixes it up, chill the fuck out.
@13- actually this is quite clever, sorry if your delicate sensibilities can’t handle a few well-place curse words.
the only one processing sewage is you, 13, with your comment.
You can Fluff me anytime Bess
“But, uh, who cares if Ken Lewis loses sleep over Google ego searches that return results all chronicling his firm’s predilection for storing balls in its mouth?”
BoA should use that when they fire him…
“Ken Lewis has left Bank of America. We thank him for his hard work and dedication but no longer care if he loses sleep over Google ego searches that return results all chronicling his predilection for storing balls in his mouth”
Futures firm; MF Global with the IPO stock off 80% in 1 year; Mother Fucking Global
Futures firm; MF Global with the IPO stock off 80% in 1 year; Mother Fucking Global
siiiiick joke #21
@ 13, wow, you really drew out the wit and imagination of this crowd of…savants?
jimcramerknowsnothingbutyell@egomaniac.cum
Aw, Bess and Carney are too afraid to put their actual (business) address and phone #s on the WHOIS database, so they used DomainsByProxy.com to register sh1ttygroup.com.
Wimps.
This is like when Angelo Mozilo’s Countrywide jet’s whereabouts were made private on the FlightAware.com site. :(
@26- to keep away stalkers like you?
how about PIMPco@robbingthepopulace.com?
fluffer > mopper
how come you didn’t post about that lady’s boobs this week?