• 17 Sep 2008 at 4:48 PM

Morgovia?

Talks regarding a merger between Morgan Freeman and Stanley have sadly fallen through but the Times reports that MS is considering joining up with Wachovia. John Mack apparently received a ring from WB this afternoon, interrupting his call with SEC Chair Chris Cox. Discussions are purely preliminary and like every could very well fall through.

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Comments (68)

  1. Posted by guest | September 17, 2008 at 4:55 PM

    BSB – Big Shitty Bank?

  2. Posted by guest | September 17, 2008 at 4:56 PM
  3. Posted by guest | September 17, 2008 at 4:57 PM

    well it should be a done deal by tomorrow morning ;-) no kidding

  4. Posted by guest | September 17, 2008 at 4:58 PM

    I wonder if Charlotte will be inundated with cheesy bottle services bars and over priced starchitect condos now?
    -C

  5. Posted by MostOffensive | September 17, 2008 at 4:58 PM

    BSB= burgers, shots, beers. Ticker already taken.

  6. Posted by guest | September 17, 2008 at 4:59 PM

    Oh god please no.

  7. Posted by guest | September 17, 2008 at 5:01 PM

    What cowards – by looking into the merger, they have admitted that they cannot stand alone, so if it doesn’t go through….END GAME….they should have hunkered in and bought all the stock they could – all the pensions stopped their security lending

  8. Posted by guest | September 17, 2008 at 5:02 PM

    working over this weekend again, are we?

  9. Posted by guest | September 17, 2008 at 5:03 PM

    God no, don’t sell Morgan to hillbillies.

  10. Posted by guest | September 17, 2008 at 5:03 PM

    I hate to say it, but GS has won…MS is entertaining a harem of crap banks

  11. Posted by guest | September 17, 2008 at 5:04 PM

    Hilarious to see the white shoed wingtips at Morgan Stanley bought out by the “2nd tier” bankers they despise.
    Who’s second tier now?

  12. Posted by diablo | September 17, 2008 at 5:06 PM

    I thought it was going to be SachOvia, ticker SCV. (Though somebody already grabbed the domain sachovia.com).

  13. Posted by Anal_yst | September 17, 2008 at 5:06 PM

    f*ck, sigh…

  14. Posted by Investorcluzo | September 17, 2008 at 5:07 PM

    two words: bad idea…
    http://www.hulu.com/watch/10310/saturday-night-live-bad-idea-jeans
    as reported, ms is having discussions with wb AND others…let’s hope there are some better looking others.

  15. Posted by guest | September 17, 2008 at 5:08 PM

    Charlotte, North Carolina will soon be a more important investment banking center than Manhattan. Fuck it, I’m leaving work early to go drown my sorrows in bourbon. Who’s with me?

  16. Posted by guest | September 17, 2008 at 5:08 PM

    Yeah, you’re working this weekend.
    At least you’ll be able to tell your kids about this week if your laptop hasn’t made you sterile.

  17. Posted by guest | September 17, 2008 at 5:10 PM

    Hilarious to see the white shoed wingtips at Morgan Stanley bought out by the “2nd tier” bankers they despise.
    Who’s second tier now?

  18. Posted by guest | September 17, 2008 at 5:11 PM

    Ha. That is a funny headline..
    “Cox Stiffens Rules on Naked Short-Selling”

  19. Posted by guest | September 17, 2008 at 5:11 PM

    MS is bigger than WB. Bunch of hillbillies gonna get The Knife.
    Still an absolutely terrible idea.

  20. Posted by guest | September 17, 2008 at 5:12 PM

    Charlotte, North Carolina will soon be a more important investment banking center than Manhattan. Fuck it, I’m leaving work early to go drown my sorrows in bourbon. Who’s with me?

  21. Posted by DrederickTatum | September 17, 2008 at 5:13 PM

    So which is worse; merging with Wachovia or Bankruptcy?

  22. Posted by guest | September 17, 2008 at 5:14 PM

    karma is a b!@ ain’t it…
    for years ms bankers used wachovia as the butt of their jokes and now…WOW.

  23. Posted by guest | September 17, 2008 at 5:14 PM

    karma is a b!@ ain’t it…
    for years ms bankers used wachovia as the butt of their jokes and now…WOW.

  24. Posted by guest | September 17, 2008 at 5:16 PM

    Merging with Wachovia, definitely.
    Still, Morgan’s bigger so they should just keep both brand names and HQ in NYC.

  25. Posted by guest | September 17, 2008 at 5:16 PM

    @22 Ha!
    I was going to merge with Wachovia but I decided to have a hot coffee enema instead!

  26. Posted by guest | September 17, 2008 at 5:16 PM

    blame the devil. btw charlotte seems to have growing business of woreouses

  27. Posted by Investorcluzo | September 17, 2008 at 5:17 PM

    @22 – I’ll tell you what’s worse: merging with wb, then falling into bk b/c the damn hillbillies bought a bunch of sub-prime mortgages in california that are going to explode in the next few quarters.

  28. Posted by guest | September 17, 2008 at 5:17 PM

    DOES THIS MEAN STAN O’NEAL CAN HAVE HIS JOB BACK?

  29. Posted by guest | September 17, 2008 at 5:17 PM

    I hope WB tanks on the news and they end up having to trade the firm for a ham sandwich.

  30. Posted by guest | September 17, 2008 at 5:17 PM

    wachovia is still the butt of jokes
    i dont see wachovia as a controlling partner
    just the deposits and “confidence”

  31. Posted by guest | September 17, 2008 at 5:21 PM

    Suite and RiRa will soon be inundated with guys from “my new haircut.”
    -S&J

  32. Posted by guest | September 17, 2008 at 5:22 PM

    @17 Go fuck yourself. Morgan’s going back to JP bitches

  33. Posted by guest | September 17, 2008 at 5:23 PM

    @14 and 29 are exactly right. Morgan Stanley will never, ever merge with Wachovia. It would solve nothing: Wachovia is in even deeper trouble than MS. Without help from Bernanke and Paulson, both firms will be dead in two months. It is ironic that Morgan Stanley was called in to devise a solution to the problems of Fannie and Freddie. Physician, heal thyself.

  34. Posted by guest | September 17, 2008 at 5:24 PM

    Wasn’t Morgovia the eastern European nation ruled by Dr. Doom in the Fantastic Four?

  35. Posted by guest | September 17, 2008 at 5:24 PM

    The venerable Morgan Stanley merging with that shithole…christ…

  36. Posted by guest | September 17, 2008 at 5:27 PM

    @ Cluzo – you got it.
    WB – 60% of thier subprime exposure is in California and Florida. In thier estimates they are using %20 peak to trough for the housing market. IMO peak to trough in california and florida is going to be closer to %60 and for subprime i am going to guess
    %80.

  37. Posted by guest | September 17, 2008 at 5:29 PM

    @27…
    Clap Clap Clap… brilliant.

  38. Posted by Investorcluzo | September 17, 2008 at 5:29 PM

    let’s rewind the tape on this one. on yesterday’s conf call, colm kelleher (cfo and head of strategic planning) clearly stated in his opening remarks:
    “let me also add at this point very clearly that depository institutions do not necessarily
    better enable us to execute our business and in fact may bring with them their own set of
    complications.”
    if the reports are true, do the shareholders have a right to sue? I’d like to hear from the legal beagles out there – with the significant drop in today’s trade, I’m sure there are plenty of class action guys/girls waiting to pounce…

  39. Posted by guest | September 17, 2008 at 5:33 PM

    key word being “necessarily”. Like not necessarily if they are WaMu, otherwise “yes necessarily”

  40. Posted by guest | September 17, 2008 at 5:33 PM

    @39 – 60%/80%? That makes Meredith Whitney look optimistic.
    - Dick in CLT

  41. Posted by guest | September 17, 2008 at 5:33 PM

    Bad idea. Just horrible. I can’t think of how merging with that bucket of toxic assets would improve MS’s position in anything but the extreme short term.

  42. Posted by DrederickTatum | September 17, 2008 at 5:38 PM

    @cluzo – You’ve answered you’re own question:
    Re-read your quote with an emphasis on “not necessarily” and “may bring their own complications.”
    Plenty of wiggle room there – Especially when you consider that Kelleher has a congruent duty to extract the most value from MS should negotiations for a merger occur. Any decent lawyer will show that MS was working towards negotiating leverage in case a deal that “doesn’t bring complications” arises.

  43. Posted by guest | September 17, 2008 at 5:48 PM

    Correct me if I am wrong, but Wachovia is the bigger bank, more assetts, more deposits, more shit. MS, welcome to the CLT bitch.

  44. Posted by guest | September 17, 2008 at 5:49 PM

    The last time Morgan Stanley merged with someone Mack was sent packing after a few years. I hope he learned his lesson and will continue as CEO if/when they merge again. Announcement in 48 hours.
    SPODE

  45. Posted by guest | September 17, 2008 at 5:52 PM

    @ 46:
    uhhh
    Market Cap MS – 24 B
    Market Cap WB – 19.5B
    Although yes I’m sure Wachovia has “more deposits, more shit”…..

  46. Posted by guest | September 17, 2008 at 5:53 PM

    48 hrs? they don’t have that kind of time – blood in the water with too many sharks – tonight?
    but either way, as soon as MS is out of the way, all sights are set on GS, and if they start to look for someone to dance with, there won’t be too many options

  47. Posted by guest | September 17, 2008 at 5:55 PM

    @49. look at revenue, assets, pps based on forward eps, employees, etc.
    wachovia will be the dominant partner.

  48. Posted by guest | September 17, 2008 at 5:55 PM

    20% peak to trough? LMAO @ hillbillies.
    How about you clowns go out to Cali and take a look around?

  49. Posted by guest | September 17, 2008 at 5:56 PM

    SPODE – agreeing that MS would be acquiror. But don’t you think Steel (or at least a retail banker, to the extent Steel is at this point) is a better choice? The bigger bitch right now is WB’s mortgages. Assuming, of course, that Steel and/or WB agrees to keep its paws off MS for all intents.
    There’s no way WB calls anyone to cede WB HQ to NY, BTW.
    -Dick in CLT

  50. Posted by guest | September 17, 2008 at 5:58 PM

    I don’t think it will happen. The fundamentals on MS are sound, the stock is undervalued. No “undervalued” in the bullshit merger negotiation sense, but actually undervalued. WB is full of highly risky assets. I think MS is smart enough to know that this is the wrong partner at the wrong time.

  51. Posted by guest | September 17, 2008 at 5:59 PM

    @50
    GS will merge with the Fed obviously.

  52. Posted by guest | September 17, 2008 at 6:02 PM

    This is so depressing. It would be like William Wallace tying a bow on his wife for prima nocta. Sickening…

  53. Posted by guest | September 17, 2008 at 6:04 PM

    ISSUER: LEHMAN BROTHERS HOLDING INC
    SYMBOL: LEH
    FILER: FULD RICHARD S JR
    DATE TRANSACTION SHARES PRICE VALUE
    9/15/08-9/16/08 Sale 2,878,302 $0.22 $638,983
    OWNERSHIP: 420,382 (Direct) 83,362 (Indirect)
    Looks like dick fuld sold 2.88 mln shares of LEH for $.22 for total proceeds of $638,983.

  54. Posted by guest | September 17, 2008 at 6:23 PM

    WASPs die, and die hard
    Plenty of white pussy mercy/pity fucks to be had

  55. Posted by guest | September 17, 2008 at 6:33 PM

    @53
    MS needs a partner not a liability. I’m thinking globally.
    SPODE

  56. Posted by guest | September 17, 2008 at 6:46 PM

    I’m guessing…
    Bank of Morgan Stanley China

  57. Posted by guest | September 17, 2008 at 7:15 PM

    I can’t wait to teach the MS bankers how we do things down here at The Wach…

  58. Posted by guest | September 17, 2008 at 7:50 PM

    Citic
    SPODE

  59. Posted by guest | September 17, 2008 at 7:53 PM

    It’s either the hillbillies or the Chinese. Pick your poison.

  60. Posted by guest | September 17, 2008 at 8:03 PM

    White Shoe meets White Trash
    am i good, or am i good?

  61. Posted by Investorcluzo | September 17, 2008 at 8:09 PM

    @64 – nice
    @61 – slow your roll, mack learned from his past mistakes. wb “investment bankers” (are there any?) will be looking for jobs if a deal materializes…

  62. Posted by guest | September 17, 2008 at 9:50 PM

    Post #62 was at 7:50 PM ET
    CNBC 08:34 PM ET
    Deal Breaker 8:50 PM ET
    Not bad.

  63. Posted by guest | September 17, 2008 at 11:56 PM

    @64,
    Why did you have to rin your otherwise fantastic joke with the request for recognition?
    Please don’t do that again. Just make your joke and the adulation will follow.

  64. Posted by guest | September 17, 2008 at 11:58 PM

    @64,
    Rin = ruin? doofus.

  65. Posted by guest | September 18, 2008 at 12:01 AM

    @68,
    WTF? Weren’t you trying to correct the spelling error in 67 and not 64?
    Your sir (or madam) are a raging douchebag.

  66. Posted by guest | September 18, 2008 at 7:46 AM

    @49:
    Clearly, you’re not a banker.

  67. Posted by guest | September 18, 2008 at 8:51 AM

    @ 51 – Wachovia also has a larger number of nimrods, but that does not mean they will drive the bus. If this deal happens, Mack will have the reins, Bob Steel will be back in Manhattan, and all the me-too I-Bankers @ Wachovia will be rolling 401ks in the branch. Take it to the bank!

  68. Posted by guest | September 18, 2008 at 11:42 AM

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mordovia -
    Close enough. Not to be confused with Moldavia or Moravia.

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