Plus, You Know, The Fact That The Book Is Called "SNOWBALL"

warrenbuffettoreoblizzard.jpgWe'll have a more extensive take on this later but right now, gotta say, not too pleased with what we're reading about the Warren Buffett biography, which came out today:

Buffett, [writer Alice Schroeder] says, is an "endless well of neediness'' -- a man hungry for affection who can't function without female companionship and who flees anything that might expose him to public criticism. When his first wife left him in 1977, "he wandered aimlessly around the house, barely able to feed and clothe himself,'' writes Schroeder, a former insurance analyst who spent more than five years on the book.

I'm not demanding we get some rosy picture of the life and times of The Oracle Of O, free of sadness and depression and unwise investments in Salomon, in which Buffett swims naked in a pool of Cherry Coke and is spoon fed a constant supply of See's candy by ten Playmates* who he in turn eats Oreo Blizzards off of every night but-- actually, that's exactly what I'm demanding. If we don't find more evidence of the aforementioned, we'll just have to write it ourselves. So far, this is making us feel slightly better:

[Buffett's] legions of admirers include porn star Asia Carrera, who called Buffett her "idol'' on her Web site.


Buffett Craves Love, Makes Mistakes, Billions in Authorized Bio [Bloomberg]


*He's old school, you know that.

Comments

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Posted by guest, Sep 29, 2008 10:02AM

Too long, didn't read.

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Posted by guest, Sep 29, 2008 10:03AM

I just got a spam email for ShamWow.

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Posted by guest, Sep 29, 2008 10:08AM

warren owns the co. that produces the Shammer.

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Posted by guest, Sep 29, 2008 10:09AM

@2/3. you're really obnoxious and not funny.

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Posted by guest, Sep 29, 2008 10:11AM

Does this explain why he always picks up the phone calls from Miss Becky?

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Posted by guest, Sep 29, 2008 10:12AM

Snowball?!? Sounds like a book Hank Greenberg would write.

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Posted by guest, Sep 29, 2008 10:18AM

# 4 eat clam.

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Posted by michange, Sep 29, 2008 10:27AM

Most dumbf*$!ck Bloomberg headline ever :

Bank of East Asia Credit Rating Outlook Cut by Fitch After Run on Deposits

http://www.bloomberg.com/news/industries/finance.html

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Posted by guest, Sep 29, 2008 10:34AM

Why is GS getting pounded!?

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Posted by guest, Sep 29, 2008 10:36AM

@9 - that usually happens before the snowballing can begin...

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Posted by guest, Sep 29, 2008 10:39AM

@1/@1 trick pony

Do you remember your first blow job? How did it taste?

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Posted by michange, Sep 29, 2008 10:45AM

Most dumbf*$!ck Bloomberg headline ever :

Bank of East Asia Credit Rating Outlook Cut by Fitch After Run on Deposits

http://www.bloomberg.com/news/industries/finance.html

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Posted by guest, Sep 29, 2008 10:46AM

Matt Nesto CNBC: "well today's worst performer is NCC. But guess what, my analysts are telling me it's time to buy."

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Posted by guest, Sep 29, 2008 10:47AM

wachovia jumps to $500/sh. $1 T market cap.

http://finance.google.com/finance?q=NYSE:WB

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Posted by michange, Sep 29, 2008 10:48AM

Most dumbf*$!ck Bloomberg headline ever :

Bank of East Asia Credit Rating Outlook Cut by Fitch After Run on Deposits

http://www.bloomberg.com/news/industries/finance.html

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Posted by guest, Sep 29, 2008 10:50AM

Please tell me someone heard Mark offer his brilliant insight into culture's role in the oil markets. what a scholar.

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Posted by guest, Sep 29, 2008 8:48PM

Buffett has all the female companionship he needs from Liz Claman, who he clearly adores, and who cares about that huge book? nuthin' new in there.

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Posted by guest, Sep 29, 2008 9:22PM

Buffett has all the female companionship he needs from Foxy Liz Claman, who he clearly adores, and who cares about that huge book? nuthin' new in there.

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Posted by guest, Sep 29, 2008 9:47PM

Do you blame him? She is The Red Fox that melts the 'snowball'. Looks like the book won't have the Goldman investment in it tho

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