Listen, we're not going to be those stone throwing jerks who want to know when Dick Fuld's going to get fired, or involuntarily resign. He is a person with feelings and beautiful eyebrows that cock a little less every time he Googles himself and sees the horrible things you people are saying about him. But. We've recently been informed that Brow Boy will receive more than $214 million if he gets up and walks away, provided he doesn't "engage in conduct that is detrimental to the bank" (which presumes that he hasn't already but whatever, DETAILS). So, on his own terms:
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Posted by guest , Sep 10, 2008 4:23PM
$214 or $214 million?
Posted by guest , Sep 10, 2008 4:23PM
$214 or $214 million?
What does he get if he gets canned instead?
Posted by AJ , Sep 10, 2008 4:24PM
Well, at least it seems like its holding in the 7's.... what a disaster
Posted by guest , Sep 10, 2008 4:25PM
he gets a lifetime supply of shamwows
Posted by finance_baller , Sep 10, 2008 4:26PM
With his $214 he should have enough money to retire and live out his days as a hobo/db commenter
Posted by whatelseisgoingon , Sep 10, 2008 4:27PM
214 dollars is more than some bonuses will be this year... take it and RUN
Posted by guest , Sep 10, 2008 4:28PM
@finance_baller-- like you?
Posted by guest , Sep 10, 2008 4:30PM
his eyebrows are made from mink hairs
Posted by guest , Sep 10, 2008 4:30PM
his eyebrows are made from mink hairs
Posted by guest , Sep 10, 2008 4:31PM
he is the best looking of the ws ceos
Posted by guest , Sep 10, 2008 4:33PM
@10- i agree. he should pose for Wall Street Play Girl.
Posted by guest , Sep 10, 2008 4:33PM
why is everyone on CNBC wearing glasses today? (melissa lee, gasparino, etc)
Posted by guest , Sep 10, 2008 4:34PM
How big is the package if Dick limps away?
Posted by guest , Sep 10, 2008 4:36PM
Aztecs will recognize this shape immediately. Commodity investors will also with a lag.
http://funds.ft.com/NewFinance/NewFinanceCapitalLLP/NEOPCA/perf
Posted by guest , Sep 10, 2008 4:39PM
If LEH give Fuld $214 million, they deserve to go out of business the very next day.
The Guy from Delaware
Posted by guest , Sep 10, 2008 4:42PM
wow, this is the first (and i'm sure last) time i've ever agreed with TGFD.
Posted by guest , Sep 10, 2008 4:42PM
gasparino gave a shout-out to dealbreaker this morning.
it went something like this:
even (chuckles under his breath) dealbreaker had some information about the lehman deal, so props to them for the story.
the chuckle is what got me though... he must love all the gasparino comments.
Posted by finance_baller , Sep 10, 2008 4:43PM
@7
exactly...as long as my house/box is close enough to steal wifi im livin the life.
Posted by guest , Sep 10, 2008 4:45PM
@18- I like you. Much better than HEDGEmony.
Posted by guest , Sep 10, 2008 4:49PM
Why is Greenspan on CNBC again? Freakin guy can't keep his pie hole shut.
Posted by guest , Sep 10, 2008 4:49PM
Sure, but retards at Tellurian should have shut down
Posted by guest , Sep 10, 2008 4:54PM
That dick should fold his hand.
get it?
Posted by finance_baller , Sep 10, 2008 4:56PM
@19
if you're trying to date me you're out of luck... im saving myself for bess
Posted by guest , Sep 10, 2008 5:00PM
New Finance A dives commodities in trouble
Posted by guest , Sep 10, 2008 5:07PM
Sure, but retards at Tellurian should have shut down
Posted by AJ , Sep 10, 2008 5:08PM
The $241 million was the value of his unvested equity awards. Considering the proxy was filed in early March when the stock was around $50, I'm gonna take a guess that that stock is not worth $241 million now. Although, 15% of $240 million is still a ton of money... if you assume he is fired and able to sell before the stock goes to $0.
Posted by Investorcluzo , Sep 10, 2008 5:11PM
gasbagarino's little chuckle is one of the main things I don't like about that guy. it's as if he thinks he's knows more than the rest of us. he was beside himself this morning when leh didn't release earnings right at 7:30. what schmuck (sp?).
as for the glasses, he probably thinks it makes him more sophisticated/believable. I think melissa's made her look fat...just sayin'
Posted by EricM , Sep 10, 2008 5:14PM
Walk away? Are you kidding? He's Dicky Fu, Master of the Universe. Masters of the Universe don't walk away. They fire the board preemptively, install animated puppets, get a Cramer sound fx board, and ride this baby out!
Posted by whatelseisgoingon , Sep 10, 2008 5:34PM
@27... that was hilarious...
"I stood outside for hours this morning at lehmans, the least they could do is start the call at exactly 7:30... at least have someone push the button"
I guess Lehman doesn't know who they were messing with!
Posted by guest , Sep 10, 2008 5:42PM
@finance_baller-- fuck you then.
-19
Posted by guest , Sep 10, 2008 5:44PM
i like chuck's chuckle
Posted by guest , Sep 10, 2008 5:47PM
Hey #12, maybe the CNBC staff has pink eye...
Posted by guest , Sep 11, 2008 12:14AM
I don't give two hoots. I already lost my job at Lehman. About time Fuld lost his as well.
Posted by guest , Sep 11, 2008 12:15AM
GET OUT FULD.