Stan O'Neal: Back. In. The. Game.

Posted by guest, Sep 26, 2008 3:24PM

As Gasparino his chief duty is to spot Charlie while he benchpresses 100lb cuts proscuitto

Posted by guest, Sep 26, 2008 3:27PM

Buffing knobs in the mens room at Grand Central terminal.

Posted by guest, Sep 26, 2008 3:28PM

Show some love for the guy with the perm. Silky smooth baby. Silky smooth.

Posted by guest, Sep 26, 2008 3:30PM

wy dont yu say the same about fuld. is it becuz he'z blak.

Posted by guest, Sep 26, 2008 3:30PM

I vote for D!

Posted by guest, Sep 26, 2008 3:33PM

@6- a. there's no story about fuld seeking a job. b. he's clearly made fun of in option 4, so suck it.

Posted by guest, Sep 26, 2008 3:33PM

I didn't know Shaquille O'Neal went any where.

Posted by guest, Sep 26, 2008 3:36PM

@6

What do you mean you people?

Posted by guest, Sep 26, 2008 3:45PM

@4 he'd get in a turf war with carney if he tried that

Posted by guest, Sep 26, 2008 3:46PM

apparently the PE guys are suckers for CEOs who can't cut it at public firms.

Posted by guest, Sep 26, 2008 3:49PM

I WOULD SHORT "BLIND" CAPITAL ADVISORS. THAT IS, IF THE COMMUNIST COX @SEC DOESN'T BAN IT!!! STAN RUINED ONE OF THE GREATEST AND HISTORIC INVESTMENT BANKS OF OUR TIME. WHAT HE DID IS UNFORGIVABLE.

HE SHOULD BE PROSECUTED TO GIVE UP HIS BONUS MONEY THE PAST 10 YEARS AND GO TO PRISON FOR AT LEAST 5.

HE HAS DESTROYED SO MANY LIVES. I HAVE HAD FRIENDS WHOSE LIVES HAVE BEEN DEVESTATED AND ARE STILL RECOVERING.

YES, I WENT TO WHARTON. I LIVED ON 2020 WALNUT ST AT THE WANAMAKER HOUSE NEAR RITTENHOUSE SQUARE.

MAYBE I'LL SEE SOME ALUMS AT THE GLOBAL ALUMNI FORUM IN DUBAI ON 3/11/09 OR REUNION WEEKEND 5/16/09? I WONT BE ATTENDING BOGATA, COLUMBIA THE WEEK AFTER, NOR BEIJING, CHINA IN JUNE, DUE TO BUSINESS CONFLICTS.

Posted by guest, Sep 26, 2008 3:53PM

I will never understand why failed CEOs with millions of dollars feel the need to return to the corporate world, hat in hand. Why not start a foundation, or at least fill a swimming pool with twenties and laze about all day?

If I ever amass that kind of wealth, I can tell you straight up that 12 hour days in the office will be very low on my list of priorities.

Posted by guest, Sep 26, 2008 4:04PM

@13

Winthrop, I realize you are too stupid to operate complicated machinery, but the caps lock button is the one above the 'shift' key on the lower left side of your keyboard.

Quit whining about Stan taking your daddy's name off the door and just enjoy your life as a gadfly trustafarian.

Posted by guest, Sep 26, 2008 4:11PM

@14,

He blew his wad on jello pudding pops

@13,

REPARATIONS SON

Posted by guest, Sep 26, 2008 4:30PM

@13,
Wanamaker House is for has-been's.

And apparently also for people who don't understand the "lock" part of caps lock.

Posted by guest, Sep 26, 2008 6:00PM

maybe he and Fuld can star in a remake f Driving Miss Daisy-- Driving Mr. Dopey

Posted by guest, Sep 26, 2008 7:03PM

i understand the guy ruled MER with an ironfist, but shit, am i the only one who thinks he's getting way too much of the f'in blame

recall, he tried a cmmrcl bank merger way before Thain capitulated

Why didn't you MER boys pull a MS 8 or some shit like that when it was clear he was hooked on this toxic shit

If he is a loser now, he was a loser at the all time high as well

Posted by guest, Sep 26, 2008 7:04PM

i understand the guy ruled MER with an ironfist, but shit, am i the only one who thinks he's getting way too much of the f'in blame

recall, he tried a cmmrcl bank merger way before Thain capitulated

Why didn't you MER boys pull a MS 8 or some shit like that when it was clear he was hooked on this toxic shit

If he is a loser now, he was a loser at the all time high as well

Posted by guest, Sep 26, 2008 7:42PM

Yeah, a little racism re ONeal goes a long way. Don't care too much for the shining doorknobs or the Driving Miss Daisy jokes. Find another aspect of his existence to ridicule.

Posted by guest, Sep 26, 2008 8:24PM

@19 - me like

Posted by guest, Sep 28, 2008 10:34AM

businessweek broke this story.