The Bailout Vote

Above, a dramatic interpretation of how we're feeling re: 1 o'clock at the House. But that's just us. Anyway, you know how we like to credit you people with having the best crystal balls on the market, so, ahead of the tally, let us know what's going to happen:

Comments

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Posted by MarshallStack , Sep 29, 2008 12:55PM

Do you expect them to come up with an alternative on their own?

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Posted by guest , Sep 29, 2008 12:55PM

if it doesn't pass the world will implode

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Posted by guest , Sep 29, 2008 12:56PM

I love you Bess!

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Posted by guest , Sep 29, 2008 12:59PM

12:59PM on the floor: was Spencer Bachus (R-AL) (intending to vote yea) just about to cry?

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Posted by cheesedog , Sep 29, 2008 1:06PM

Note to self: Rent Showgirls again.

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Posted by cheesedog , Sep 29, 2008 1:09PM

Note to self: Rent Showgirls again.

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Posted by guest , Sep 29, 2008 1:11PM

Bess! First you use Fast Times and now the GREATEST SINGLE SCENE IN TV HISTORY!

Your game is unstoppable! This is awesome. Fucking. Awesome.

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Posted by guest , Sep 29, 2008 1:16PM

Did anyone offer a C or D option?

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Posted by guest , Sep 29, 2008 1:20PM

Note to self - need to do more drugs.

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Posted by StupidEquityGuy , Sep 29, 2008 1:22PM

Can someone please pass me the bottle of scotch and some Dramamine...

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Posted by guest , Sep 29, 2008 1:27PM

Re: The debate on the h0use floor on HR3997 (which is essentially the Paulson Plan)... of those who spoke on the h0use floor...

Those intending to vote Nay:

9/26/08 - 9/28/08:

Michael Burgess, D-OH
David Dreier, R-CA
Lynn Woolsey, D-CA

1:27 PM - 9/29/08

Jeb Hensarling, R-TX
Thadeous McCotter, R-MI
John Culberson, R-TX
Lloyd Doggett, D-TX
Mike Pence, R-IN
Paul Brown, R-GA ("I am not going to eat that cow patty [HR3997] .")
Brad Sherman, D-CA
Gresham Barret, R-SC
Lynn Westmoreland, R-GA
Ron Paul, R-TX
Barbara Lee, D-CA
Virgil Goode, R-VA
Ted Poe, R-TX
Judy Biggert, R-IL
Peter DeFazio, D-OR
Darrell Issa, R-CA
Scott Garrett, R-NJ
Jeff Miller, R-FL
Jeff Flake, R-AZ
Earl Blumenawer, D-OR
Louie Gohmert, R-TX ("...we would be jumping off of this precipice...")
Carolyn Kilpatrick, D-MI
Sheila Jackson Lee, D-TX
Jeff Fortenberry, R-NB
Todd Akin, R-MO
Ginny Brown-Waite, R-FL ("This isn't legislation, this is extortion.")
Marcy Kaptur, D-OH
Steven LaTourette, R-OH
Dennis Kucinich, D-OH
Todd Tiahrt, R-KS
John Shadegg, R-AZ
Marilyn Musgrave, x-CA

~~

Those intending to vote Yea:

9/26/08 - 9/28/08:

Eric Cantor, R-VA

1:27 PM - 9/29/08:

Barney Frank, D-MA
Dan Lungreen, R-CA
Jim Costa, D-CA
Mel Watt, D-NC
Adam Putnam, R-FL
James Moran, D-VA
Ike Skelton, D-MO
Carolyn Maloney, D-NY
Charles Rangel, D-NY
Tom Davis, R-VA
Paul Kanjorski, D-PA
Carolyn McCarthy, D-NY
Christopher Shays, R-CT
Chakor Fattah, D-PA
John Dingell, D-MI
Maxine Waters, D-CA
John Tanner, D-TN
James Oberstar, R-AZ ("We've been at this precipice before, looking into the abyss...")
Paul Ryan, R-WI
Bill Foster, D-IL
John Spratt, D-SC
John Campbell, R-CA
Melissa Bean, D-IL
Nancy Palosi, D-CA
Henry Waxman, D-CA
Joseph Crowley, D-NY
Spencer Bachus, R-AL
Rosa DeLauro, D-CT
Roy Blunt, R-MO
Edward Markey, D-MA
Barney Frank, D-MA
John Boehner, R-OH ("None of us came here to vote for this mud sandwich.")
Steny Hoyer, D-MD ("This is a day of consequence for the American people.")

~~~

I am not sure how these Reps intend to vote -- either I was not listening or their position was too cryptic for me to understand.

1:27 PM - 9/29/08:

Michele Bachmann, R-MN
Rahm Emanuel, D-IL

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Posted by guest , Sep 29, 2008 1:37PM

It's strange that Lloyd Doggett, the Democratic Rep from Austin, Texas, is voting no. Are you sure that's right?

Also, Jim Oberstar is not a Republican from Arizona, he's a Democrat from Minnesota. Can there be two Jim Oberstars in the U.S. Congress? Rather unlikely.

I doubt that Rahm Emanuel, Democrat from Illinois would vote no. Isn't he the Democratic whip?

How is Anthony Weiner of Brooklyn, who has Chuck Schumer's old seat, voting? And what about that woman Democrat from Florida, the one with three names?

Thanks for posting the info.

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Posted by guest , Sep 30, 2008 3:58AM

YAY! America still has some backbone! Thank God! The avergae American who actually takes the time to read and understand this ridiculous resolution would NEVER agree to it and congress didn't. THAT'S THE WAY IT'S SUPPOSED TO WORK! If you have not read the draft, do not be mislead by headlines...this bailout is a VERY VERY BAD THING for America. See for yourself by taking the time to read the doc...you can find it online in .pdf format, it is 106 pages but worth the read because it exposes the people who drafted it for the crooks they are. Shameless, unscrupulous, bullying crooks. Call your congressman, congratulate and encourage those who voted against this bailout package. Chastise those who voted for it! ANYONE who voted for this either doesn't understand it or ought to be ashamed of themselves for how they plan to benefit personally from it. Long live America! Land of the free! Home of the brave!

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Posted by guest , Sep 30, 2008 10:04AM

I think that the american people should not be responsible for bailing out the insurance companies. They rob us blind with bills every month, and when the time comes to payout, they deny your claim because it doesn't meet their criteria. And if banks have loaned them the funds and insurance companies can't make the payments let them pursue the option we as a people have. (file bankruptsy) If we go into a recession then so be it. But I for one wouldn't waste my time and money on companies that drain the american dollar out of the taxpayer for nothing.

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