• 04 Sep 2008 at 5:01 PM

The Bear Saga CONTINUES

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A lot of people–such as the ones who maybe brought the place down–would probably like it if the name ‘Bear Stearns’ was never mentioned again. Well too bad for them because Charlie Gasparino has a book to write and he’s gone digging–DEEP. And diligent investigating has uncovered some dark shit regarding how things really went down at 383 Madison Avenue. No Sleeves has learned– exclusively– that if JPMorgan–are you ready for this? I mean really ready?–had let Bear fail, the market impact would have been devastating. Talkin’ systemic loss. Talkin’ dominos. Talkin’ OTHER BANKS failing.


And it doesn’t stop there. We, too, are writing a book on those fateful days and, not giving too much away, cause you’re going to have to buy that shit just like everyone else, sources have more or less implied that for the last twenty years, Ace Greenberg and Jimmy Cayne would each–without the other’s knowledge–insert their DNA into one another’s burgers at lunch. And we’ve got proof which I don’t think I have to tell you was hard to come by.

Comments (14)

  1. Posted by guest | September 4, 2008 at 5:03 PM

    Charlie don’t surf

  2. Posted by bank_teller | September 4, 2008 at 5:05 PM

    bess, you are just the awesomest

  3. Posted by guest | September 4, 2008 at 5:15 PM

    Charlie has great insight and Deal Breaker readers could learn a thing or two from him.
    SPODE

  4. Posted by Anal_yst | September 4, 2008 at 5:20 PM

    ahhh, the true identity of the one calling himself SPODE is finally revealed

  5. Posted by guest | September 4, 2008 at 5:24 PM

    Charlie dropped Chapter 7 by for me to read today. Suffice to say there is shocking info in there that the “regular” cafeteria was a lot more dirty than the “executive” cafeteria.
    http://167.153.150.32/RI/web/index.do

  6. Posted by guest | September 4, 2008 at 5:26 PM

    This Charlie guy is good. His ability to connect the dots is just incredible. Talk about a gift.

  7. Posted by guest | September 4, 2008 at 5:26 PM

    SPODE,
    I can’t believe you said something of worth without mentioning “tits,” “pu$$y,” (different variations, of course) or “letting chicks fart on [your] face.” Kudos.
    And yes, Chuck G is a man of great insight. There’s a certain aura about him…yes, yes, no?

  8. Posted by guest | September 4, 2008 at 5:28 PM

    dude, farting on face…not cool. good way to get pink eye…stick to the mayo

  9. Posted by guest | September 4, 2008 at 6:40 PM

    #20 fingers his grandma.
    SPODE

  10. Posted by guest | September 4, 2008 at 7:20 PM

    Charlie is a birdbrained hack…. his “sources” are the revelations he has while taking a dooker and eating peyote.

  11. Posted by Billy Ray Human | September 4, 2008 at 8:31 PM

    bess… unstoppable

  12. Posted by guest | September 4, 2008 at 8:44 PM

    when I see Gasparino’s fat stupid mug I:
    a) want to punch it
    b) shpank
    c) frost his mom’s face and tell her to make me an omelette

  13. Posted by guest | September 5, 2008 at 7:55 AM

    So is Bess hot or what? Any pictures of her online?
    -HEDGEmony

  14. Posted by guest | September 5, 2008 at 10:04 AM

    @13,
    comely visage.

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