Bonus Points If You Can Figure Out Which Hedge Fund*

Posted by Bess Levin, Sep 24, 2008, 5:18pm

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Maria Dominguez, "a money manager for a hedge fund," had her $3 million case against Vibe magazine and Sean Combs thrown out by Judge Doris Ling-Cohan yesterday. The suit centered around a shot of Dominguez topless in a pool with the caption "Mermaids gone wild," which the lady "wasn't too happy about, that's for sure," according to her lawyer. The judge argued that Dominguez shouldn't have expected privacy after she took her clothes off, especially since she did so at the annual White party, "a subject of tremendous interest." I haven't been in a court room in some time so I wont delve into the legality of the sitch but I will say this--in times like these, when you work at a hedge fund, your breasts are probably the only assets that haven't depreciated. Slapping them on the table (or on the pages of a widely distributed magazine) might just prevent other sorts of withdrawals and encourage additional deposits. Be a lady, and take one for the team.


Topless photo lawsuit against Diddy gets tossed [NYDN]

*She was born female, otherwise it'd most likely be SAC.

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Posted by guest, Sep 24, 2008 5:19PM

I have an additional deposit for her hedge.

SPODE

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Posted by guest, Sep 24, 2008 5:20PM

she's not easily google-able and not on Linked In.

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Posted by guest, Sep 24, 2008 5:25PM

I told my wife, I only read dealbreaker.com for the articles.

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Posted by guest, Sep 24, 2008 5:25PM

http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2008/09/judge_dismisses_hedge-fund_hot.html


Is her hedge fund long and strong and down to get the friction on?*

*Bess, maybe one of the greatest things I've ever read in the context of how you used it.

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Posted by guest, Sep 24, 2008 5:25PM

there's a maria domingues @ standard new york securities on bloomberg

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Posted by guest, Sep 24, 2008 5:25PM

she doesn't work for a hedge fund. she works at Optimum Cable as one of those mermaids in that commercial. 877-393-4448.

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Posted by guest, Sep 24, 2008 5:27PM

genius at #6.

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Posted by guest, Sep 24, 2008 5:28PM

Photo too blurry, didn't read.

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Posted by guest, Sep 24, 2008 5:28PM

You gotta say, she has a nice rack.

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Posted by BSD, Sep 24, 2008 5:33PM

@9, Considering what she did I wonder if there's any other reason she got hired.

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Posted by guest, Sep 24, 2008 5:34PM

@6 wins for comment of the day

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Posted by guest, Sep 24, 2008 5:35PM

Good call #6.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EVxI0uGzeY

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Posted by guest, Sep 24, 2008 5:36PM

Whats that white stuff on the nips. Whipped cream?

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Posted by guest, Sep 24, 2008 5:36PM

which one on the raft is Maria?

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Posted by guest, Sep 24, 2008 5:36PM

Whats that white stuff on the nips. Whipped cream?

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Posted by guest, Sep 24, 2008 5:39PM

Maria = Left

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Posted by guest, Sep 24, 2008 5:40PM

Bess, and you put up the photo...you are too good to us!

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Posted by guest, Sep 24, 2008 5:40PM

I'D INJECT SOME LIQUIDITY IN HER!


-HEDGEmony

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Posted by guest, Sep 24, 2008 5:40PM

Maria is the object the other three are floating on.

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Posted by guest, Sep 24, 2008 5:41PM

I will never short tatas. Never.

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Posted by guest, Sep 24, 2008 5:44PM

Quadrum Capital Management. Either that or Paulson's fluffer.

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Posted by guest, Sep 24, 2008 5:44PM

@ 14 - She's the one closest. In the silver.

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Posted by guest, Sep 24, 2008 5:47PM

bust it baby cap mgmt?

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Posted by guest, Sep 24, 2008 5:48PM

@20...i just fell out of my chair.

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Posted by Anal_yst, Sep 24, 2008 5:48PM

With a body like that wtf is she working (er, "working") at a hedgefund?

This (jokingly) misogynistic comment brough to you by the letter "A" and as #6 pointed out, Cablevision

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Posted by guest, Sep 24, 2008 5:51PM

I'd definitely go long on her


-HEDGEmony

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Posted by guest, Sep 24, 2008 5:53PM

Probably some little unknown fund. Who at a hedge fund would call themselves a "money manager" anyway. My bet is she works for some mutual fund.

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Posted by ep, Sep 24, 2008 5:57PM

Is that Sean Comb's tentacle in the water on the left?

Creepy.

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Posted by guest, Sep 24, 2008 5:57PM

wtf is a tatas?

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Posted by guest, Sep 24, 2008 6:03PM

Sean Combs, didn't read

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Posted by peWonderWoman, Sep 24, 2008 6:08PM

oh boy, bad move. tisk tisk tisk

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Posted by BSD, Sep 24, 2008 6:12PM

Here's another t-shirt idea for you: "Mermaid & Money Manager"

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Posted by guest, Sep 24, 2008 6:21PM

It's not mentioned in her complaint.

http://iapps.courts.state.ny.us/iscroll/C_PDF?CatID=318322&CID=112004-2007&FName=0

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Posted by guest, Sep 24, 2008 6:25PM

I am the CEO of a Hedge Fund. What is a tatas?

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Posted by guest, Sep 24, 2008 6:26PM

In MER training program. Passed her 7 and thinks she's a money manager. Currently cold calling.

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Posted by guest, Sep 24, 2008 6:34PM

Short these nips...

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Posted by guest, Sep 24, 2008 6:35PM

http://www.finalternatives.com/node/5579

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Posted by guest, Sep 24, 2008 6:36PM

Their letting Latinos manage money now? No wonder we are in such crisis.

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Posted by guest, Sep 24, 2008 6:36PM

Why the fuck isn't ATL covering this legal story?

Mystal is a hack over there!

I'm shorting ATL to zero....

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Posted by guest, Sep 24, 2008 6:41PM

Not a fan of mayo but I would definitely lick it off those nips

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Posted by guest, Sep 24, 2008 6:46PM

@38...ya just ain't right...

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Posted by guest, Sep 24, 2008 6:50PM

@39 - he did, earlier in the day douchebag http://abovethelaw.com/2008/09/diddy_lawsuit_breast_pictures.php

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Posted by guest, Sep 24, 2008 7:02PM

Must of missed it since I hardly read his slop - and look it here - Bess posts the topless pics - Mystal uses the cover of Vibe? Tool.

Score:

Bess = 1,000,000,000,000
Mystal = 0.0

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Posted by guest, Sep 24, 2008 7:08PM

Come on, guys.
I can't believe 43 posts later, I still don't see the words "naked short".

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Posted by guest, Sep 24, 2008 7:19PM

As Rick James would say: I wish I had more hands, so I could give those titties four thumbs down!

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Posted by merkin capital partners, Sep 24, 2008 8:53PM

checked thomson database and the only female dominguez in an analyst/trader/pm/anything remotely important capacity is natalia dominguez in spain.

i'm guessing this one is a janitor in greenwich.

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Posted by arthurcutten, Sep 24, 2008 9:06PM


Time to take one for the team, Bess?

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Posted by guest, Sep 24, 2008 9:18PM

That's the only good figure I've seen in the financial sector for months.

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Posted by guest, Sep 24, 2008 9:27PM

#38 is a Bulgarian/Russian Jew

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Posted by guest, Sep 24, 2008 9:31PM

@49

hahahaaha, right on the money!

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Posted by guest, Sep 24, 2008 9:33PM

Old news. In post this morning. Took 12 hours to get up here? Post should be first read in morning, Jack Welch swears by it.

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Posted by guest, Sep 24, 2008 9:48PM

@51- sorry db was doing, you know, actual finance posts in the morning. douche.

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Posted by trojan, Sep 24, 2008 11:20PM

money manager... for Buffet

anybody who thinks she could pass for a model should move to Fresno where they'll fit in better.

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Posted by guest, Sep 25, 2008 6:30AM

American douchbags

Girls in Europe go topless at most beaches

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Posted by guest, Sep 25, 2008 7:40AM

Euro douchebag.

Girls from Europe go bottomless when they're my bitches.

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Posted by merkin capital partners, Sep 25, 2008 8:31AM

i assume all European women are prostitutes. True?

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Posted by guest, Sep 25, 2008 8:38AM

@ 6

LMAO

I'd give her a triple-play, ese!

BUSCAMOS!!!

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Posted by guest, Sep 25, 2008 8:52AM

She must own Telecom Italia in her portfolio. Ticker symbol TIT IM on Bloomberg!

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Posted by guest, Sep 25, 2008 9:29AM

Not for absolutely nothing – but I am just saying, you know, that her ambulance chasing mouthpiece says he is from Whitestone.
Again, no disrespect, but how can you be from a bridge? Did it go condo? Thanks – I’ll take my answer off the air.

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Posted by guest, Sep 25, 2008 10:12AM

banana head and ghetto boy...who the fuck cares?!

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Posted by guest, Sep 25, 2008 10:25AM

Money manager executive assistant, is more like it.

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