Maria Dominguez, "a money manager for a hedge fund," had her $3 million case against Vibe magazine and Sean Combs thrown out by Judge Doris Ling-Cohan yesterday. The suit centered around a shot of Dominguez topless in a pool with the caption "Mermaids gone wild," which the lady "wasn't too happy about, that's for sure," according to her lawyer. The judge argued that Dominguez shouldn't have expected privacy after she took her clothes off, especially since she did so at the annual White party, "a subject of tremendous interest." I haven't been in a court room in some time so I wont delve into the legality of the sitch but I will say this--in times like these, when you work at a hedge fund, your breasts are probably the only assets that haven't depreciated. Slapping them on the table (or on the pages of a widely distributed magazine) might just prevent other sorts of withdrawals and encourage additional deposits. Be a lady, and take one for the team.
Topless photo lawsuit against Diddy gets tossed [NYDN]
*She was born female, otherwise it'd most likely be SAC.
Posted by guest , Sep 24, 2008 5:19PM
I have an additional deposit for her hedge.
SPODE
Posted by guest , Sep 24, 2008 5:20PM
she's not easily google-able and not on Linked In.
Posted by guest , Sep 24, 2008 5:25PM
I told my wife, I only read dealbreaker.com for the articles.
Posted by guest , Sep 24, 2008 5:25PM
http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2008/09/judge_dismisses_hedge-fund_hot.html
Is her hedge fund long and strong and down to get the friction on?*
*Bess, maybe one of the greatest things I've ever read in the context of how you used it.
Posted by guest , Sep 24, 2008 5:25PM
there's a maria domingues @ standard new york securities on bloomberg
Posted by guest , Sep 24, 2008 5:25PM
she doesn't work for a hedge fund. she works at Optimum Cable as one of those mermaids in that commercial. 877-393-4448.
Posted by guest , Sep 24, 2008 5:27PM
genius at #6.
Posted by guest , Sep 24, 2008 5:28PM
Photo too blurry, didn't read.
Posted by guest , Sep 24, 2008 5:28PM
You gotta say, she has a nice rack.
Posted by BSD , Sep 24, 2008 5:33PM
@9, Considering what she did I wonder if there's any other reason she got hired.
Posted by guest , Sep 24, 2008 5:34PM
@6 wins for comment of the day
Posted by guest , Sep 24, 2008 5:35PM
Good call #6.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EVxI0uGzeY
Posted by guest , Sep 24, 2008 5:36PM
Whats that white stuff on the nips. Whipped cream?
Posted by guest , Sep 24, 2008 5:36PM
which one on the raft is Maria?
Posted by guest , Sep 24, 2008 5:36PM
Whats that white stuff on the nips. Whipped cream?
Posted by guest , Sep 24, 2008 5:39PM
Maria = Left
Posted by guest , Sep 24, 2008 5:40PM
Bess, and you put up the photo...you are too good to us!
Posted by guest , Sep 24, 2008 5:40PM
I'D INJECT SOME LIQUIDITY IN HER!
-HEDGEmony
Posted by guest , Sep 24, 2008 5:40PM
Maria is the object the other three are floating on.
Posted by guest , Sep 24, 2008 5:41PM
I will never short tatas. Never.
Posted by guest , Sep 24, 2008 5:44PM
Quadrum Capital Management. Either that or Paulson's fluffer.
Posted by guest , Sep 24, 2008 5:44PM
@ 14 - She's the one closest. In the silver.
Posted by guest , Sep 24, 2008 5:47PM
bust it baby cap mgmt?
Posted by guest , Sep 24, 2008 5:48PM
@20...i just fell out of my chair.
Posted by Anal_yst , Sep 24, 2008 5:48PM
With a body like that wtf is she working (er, "working") at a hedgefund?
This (jokingly) misogynistic comment brough to you by the letter "A" and as #6 pointed out, Cablevision
Posted by guest , Sep 24, 2008 5:51PM
I'd definitely go long on her
-HEDGEmony
Posted by guest , Sep 24, 2008 5:53PM
Probably some little unknown fund. Who at a hedge fund would call themselves a "money manager" anyway. My bet is she works for some mutual fund.
Posted by ep , Sep 24, 2008 5:57PM
Is that Sean Comb's tentacle in the water on the left?
Creepy.
Posted by guest , Sep 24, 2008 5:57PM
wtf is a tatas?
Posted by guest , Sep 24, 2008 6:03PM
Sean Combs, didn't read
Posted by peWonderWoman , Sep 24, 2008 6:08PM
oh boy, bad move. tisk tisk tisk
Posted by BSD , Sep 24, 2008 6:12PM
Here's another t-shirt idea for you: "Mermaid & Money Manager"
Posted by guest , Sep 24, 2008 6:21PM
It's not mentioned in her complaint.
http://iapps.courts.state.ny.us/iscroll/C_PDF?CatID=318322&CID=112004-2007&FName=0
Posted by guest , Sep 24, 2008 6:25PM
I am the CEO of a Hedge Fund. What is a tatas?
Posted by guest , Sep 24, 2008 6:26PM
In MER training program. Passed her 7 and thinks she's a money manager. Currently cold calling.
Posted by guest , Sep 24, 2008 6:34PM
Short these nips...
Posted by guest , Sep 24, 2008 6:35PM
http://www.finalternatives.com/node/5579
Posted by guest , Sep 24, 2008 6:36PM
Their letting Latinos manage money now? No wonder we are in such crisis.
Posted by guest , Sep 24, 2008 6:36PM
Why the fuck isn't ATL covering this legal story?
Mystal is a hack over there!
I'm shorting ATL to zero....
Posted by guest , Sep 24, 2008 6:41PM
Not a fan of mayo but I would definitely lick it off those nips
Posted by guest , Sep 24, 2008 6:46PM
@38...ya just ain't right...
Posted by guest , Sep 24, 2008 6:50PM
@39 - he did, earlier in the day douchebag http://abovethelaw.com/2008/09/diddy_lawsuit_breast_pictures.php
Posted by guest , Sep 24, 2008 7:02PM
Must of missed it since I hardly read his slop - and look it here - Bess posts the topless pics - Mystal uses the cover of Vibe? Tool.
Score:
Bess = 1,000,000,000,000
Mystal = 0.0
Posted by guest , Sep 24, 2008 7:08PM
Come on, guys.
I can't believe 43 posts later, I still don't see the words "naked short".
Posted by guest , Sep 24, 2008 7:19PM
As Rick James would say: I wish I had more hands, so I could give those titties four thumbs down!
Posted by merkin capital partners , Sep 24, 2008 8:53PM
checked thomson database and the only female dominguez in an analyst/trader/pm/anything remotely important capacity is natalia dominguez in spain.
i'm guessing this one is a janitor in greenwich.
Posted by arthurcutten , Sep 24, 2008 9:06PM
Time to take one for the team, Bess?
Posted by guest , Sep 24, 2008 9:18PM
That's the only good figure I've seen in the financial sector for months.
Posted by guest , Sep 24, 2008 9:27PM
#38 is a Bulgarian/Russian Jew
Posted by guest , Sep 24, 2008 9:31PM
@49
hahahaaha, right on the money!
Posted by guest , Sep 24, 2008 9:33PM
Old news. In post this morning. Took 12 hours to get up here? Post should be first read in morning, Jack Welch swears by it.
Posted by guest , Sep 24, 2008 9:48PM
@51- sorry db was doing, you know, actual finance posts in the morning. douche.
Posted by trojan , Sep 24, 2008 11:20PM
money manager... for Buffet
anybody who thinks she could pass for a model should move to Fresno where they'll fit in better.
Posted by guest , Sep 25, 2008 6:30AM
American douchbags
Girls in Europe go topless at most beaches
Posted by guest , Sep 25, 2008 7:40AM
Euro douchebag.
Girls from Europe go bottomless when they're my bitches.
Posted by merkin capital partners , Sep 25, 2008 8:31AM
i assume all European women are prostitutes. True?
Posted by guest , Sep 25, 2008 8:38AM
@ 6
LMAO
I'd give her a triple-play, ese!
BUSCAMOS!!!
Posted by guest , Sep 25, 2008 8:52AM
She must own Telecom Italia in her portfolio. Ticker symbol TIT IM on Bloomberg!
Posted by guest , Sep 25, 2008 9:29AM
Not for absolutely nothing – but I am just saying, you know, that her ambulance chasing mouthpiece says he is from Whitestone.
Again, no disrespect, but how can you be from a bridge? Did it go condo? Thanks – I’ll take my answer off the air.
Posted by guest , Sep 25, 2008 10:12AM
banana head and ghetto boy...who the fuck cares?!
Posted by guest , Sep 25, 2008 10:25AM
Money manager executive assistant, is more like it.
Posted by guest , Dec 06, 2008 4:47AM
you all should focus on your @@@@ before it gets chopped off this girl is obviously a victim . Sleep well knowing someone will f you up in your sleep. Watch where you walk at night. This girl knows pple that will give you nightmares!!!