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And from today’s Wall Street Journal:
Look Bess, it is Dick has been located! http://guanabee.com/2008/09/woman-dressed-as-cow-makes-bes.php
@3 – did you write “Coming to America” or are you accidentally an idiot
David Einhorn spotted in a Priapism clinic
The better part is what the wachovia advertisement says before it flips to that screen.
“Know what today’s forecast is?”
Fade away, and then fade in…
“100% Chance of Change”
Financial crisis hits Japan
Following the problems in the sub-prime lending market in America and the run on Northern Rock in the UK, uncertainty has now hit Japan .
In the last 7 days Origami Bank has folded, Sumo Bank has gone belly up and Bonsai Bank announced plans to cut some of its branches.
Yesterday, it was announced that Karaoke Bank is up for sale and will likely go for a song, while today shares in Kamikaze Bank were suspended after they nose-dived.
While Samurai Bank is soldiering on following sharp cutbacks, Ninja Bank is reported to have taken a hit, but they remain in the black.
Furthermore, 500 staff at Karate Bank got the chop and analysts report that there is something fishy going on at Sushi Bank where it is feared that staff may get a raw deal.
Apparently John McCain has a new plan….
to sell Hawaii – HA
SENATE VOTING ON BAILOUT BILL BEFORE HOUSE MEETS THURS!!!
nice, SEG haha
Yay! A bailout, wait, I mean a bold rescue AND a taxcut! What’s a budget deficit again?
No. 7, I posted your wonderful post to the yahoo finance board for apple stock and emeraldstar had some fabulous additions which I hope you include in the future:
“Re: A little humor from bankers:
They omitted “Arigato Bank” (sp?), which had to say good-bye.
And Hari-Kiri Bank, which self-destructed. A pointed lesson to all …
I can not take credit for this, I found it in my travels on the net and felt this location was as good as any to share it with.
I suggest you add the verses and repost at some point.
The coming collapse of European banks caused (evidenced in K-10 report of AIG)by AIG’ fall, and delayed by US bailing out (but not for too long).
The what, how, and when of this crise and how to profit it from it are below
Bess, Equity Private, have you seen this?:
“CITI forks over $1 million to…La Raza!
By Michelle Malkin • September 30, 2008 05:48 PM”
#3 is really me. And #4, let me assure you, it’s no accident. Just talent.
Looks like another night of XBOX. Bess is snoring like a freight train again and the sofa isn’t much better. Every time I fall asleep that damn cat starts using balls like a speed bag.
Let me tell you bitches, having a big dick isn’t all it’s cracked up to be. Emily Dickinson and I have a lot in common. We both write letters to imaginary friends and we like to beat ourselves.
Bess is proofing my Penis Manifesto, should be out by Friday.
Bonus Watch ’16: Local Hooker Should Be Getting Paid Extra For This
You want to b*tch about your bonus? That’s another $500.
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