"Nowadays we all know that cash rules everything around us. C.R.E.A.M. Get the money. Dollar, dollar bill y'all." Don't even try to short them. (Some of the audio is probably not safe for work but since work isn't really safe for work these days, just go for it.)
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Posted by guest , Sep 17, 2008 11:57AM
Carney you drunk welcome to 2000 fucking 5!!!
Posted by guest , Sep 17, 2008 11:59AM
GZA, GFK '08!
Posted by guest , Sep 17, 2008 12:01PM
Hahaha! Always a classic!
Smif Barney - old ass bitches!
Posted by guest , Sep 17, 2008 12:02PM
That shit is old, muthafucka. I dropped the ODB yesterday:
http://dealbreaker.com/2008/09/a-potential-aig-bailout-is-on.php#c30
Posted by guest , Sep 17, 2008 12:03PM
It's actually CREAM, not green, acronym for cash rules everything around me.
Posted by guest , Sep 17, 2008 12:05PM
rofl @ GREEN
white ass bitches.
Posted by FUNdamental , Sep 17, 2008 12:06PM
well done carney. Well done. I'm kinda sick of all this disaster shit and more rediculous rumor mongering that winds up coming true. Can every db post for the rest of the day have a chapelle clip?? I vote racial draft next.
Posted by John Carney , Sep 17, 2008 12:06PM
@5: Thanks. Corrected.
Posted by guest , Sep 17, 2008 12:08PM
This ain't trading places nigga - THiS IS REAL FUCKING LIFE - PROTECT YO GODDAMN NECK!
If only Fuld and AIG BOD had watched this.
I say make Dirt Dog/Dirt McGirt CEO of AIG.
Posted by guest , Sep 17, 2008 12:13PM
This ain't trading places nigga - THiS IS REAL FUCKING LIFE - PROTECT YO GODDAMN NECK!
If only Fuld and AIG BOD had watched this.
I say make Dirt Dog/Dirt McGirt CEO of AIG.
Posted by guest , Sep 17, 2008 12:15PM
You gots to diversify your bonds.
Truly astonishing foresight for 2005.
Posted by guest , Sep 17, 2008 12:16PM
As an IT professional I am outraged that you determined just what is safe for work and what is not and had the gall to imply "working may not be safe."
My team of professionals has penetrated numerous trader workstations and we have prevented numerous streaming views, blogs, RSS feeds, Ebay efforts and the like. I will admit that if our "risk department" was as dedicated as we IT professionals are, my employer wouldn't have had to write down billions in losses. But, by God, there's not going to be any Facebook on my watch.
Posted by guest , Sep 17, 2008 12:25PM
is Wu-Tang Financial taking deposits? probably safter than any FDIC white ass shit.
Posted by guest , Sep 17, 2008 12:33PM
@12...if someone ever really talked like that kick him in the junk.
Posted by guest , Sep 17, 2008 12:37PM
@11 -- so funny, i actually used that line fo' real on monday in giving my friend some "portfolio advice". i always knew the shaolin had it right all along.
Posted by guest , Sep 17, 2008 1:13PM
I love how Chapelle gives Wu-Tang so much respect. 36 Chambers may be one of the greatest records of all time.
It runs circles around that cheesy TRL rap that people listen to now.
Posted by guest , Sep 17, 2008 2:09PM
@16 - i couldn't agree more about 36 chambers.
and, btw, ODB is dead.
Posted by guest , Sep 17, 2008 3:20PM
Tical.
Posted by Cincinnatus C , Sep 17, 2008 6:34PM
that's hilarious. reminds me of the SNL skit, Black ER, with Chris Rock:
Breathe, nigga!
Can a nigga get a scalpel?!?!
Posted by guest , Sep 17, 2008 11:43PM
@12 you dbag, if not for facebook/youtube, what would we have to do all day???
Posted by guest , Sep 18, 2008 11:01PM
Thats it im quitting Goldman and joining Wu-Tang financial, do you think they have a drug test? lol