• 17 Sep 2008 at 11:52 AM

Wu-Tang Financial


“Nowadays we all know that cash rules everything around us. C.R.E.A.M. Get the money. Dollar, dollar bill y’all.” Don’t even try to short them. (Some of the audio is probably not safe for work but since work isn’t really safe for work these days, just go for it.)

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Comments (19)

  1. Posted by guest | September 17, 2008 at 11:57 AM

    Carney you drunk welcome to 2000 fucking 5!!!

  2. Posted by guest | September 17, 2008 at 11:59 AM

    GZA, GFK ’08!

  3. Posted by guest | September 17, 2008 at 12:01 PM

    Hahaha! Always a classic!
    Smif Barney – old ass bitches!

  4. Posted by guest | September 17, 2008 at 12:02 PM

    That shit is old, muthafucka. I dropped the ODB yesterday:
    http://dealbreaker.com/2008/09/a-potential-aig-bailout-is-on.php#c30

  5. Posted by guest | September 17, 2008 at 12:03 PM

    It’s actually CREAM, not green, acronym for cash rules everything around me.

  6. Posted by guest | September 17, 2008 at 12:05 PM

    rofl @ GREEN
    white ass bitches.

  7. Posted by FUNdamental | September 17, 2008 at 12:06 PM

    well done carney. Well done. I’m kinda sick of all this disaster shit and more rediculous rumor mongering that winds up coming true. Can every db post for the rest of the day have a chapelle clip?? I vote racial draft next.

  8. Posted by John Carney | September 17, 2008 at 12:06 PM

    @5: Thanks. Corrected.

  9. Posted by guest | September 17, 2008 at 12:08 PM

    This ain’t trading places nigga – THiS IS REAL FUCKING LIFE – PROTECT YO GODDAMN NECK!
    If only Fuld and AIG BOD had watched this.
    I say make Dirt Dog/Dirt McGirt CEO of AIG.

  10. Posted by guest | September 17, 2008 at 12:13 PM

    This ain’t trading places nigga – THiS IS REAL FUCKING LIFE – PROTECT YO GODDAMN NECK!
    If only Fuld and AIG BOD had watched this.
    I say make Dirt Dog/Dirt McGirt CEO of AIG.

  11. Posted by guest | September 17, 2008 at 12:25 PM

    is Wu-Tang Financial taking deposits? probably safter than any FDIC white ass shit.

  12. Posted by guest | September 17, 2008 at 12:33 PM

    @12…if someone ever really talked like that kick him in the junk.

  13. Posted by guest | September 17, 2008 at 12:37 PM

    @11 — so funny, i actually used that line fo’ real on monday in giving my friend some “portfolio advice”. i always knew the shaolin had it right all along.

  14. Posted by guest | September 17, 2008 at 1:13 PM

    I love how Chapelle gives Wu-Tang so much respect. 36 Chambers may be one of the greatest records of all time.
    It runs circles around that cheesy TRL rap that people listen to now.

  15. Posted by guest | September 17, 2008 at 2:09 PM

    @16 – i couldn’t agree more about 36 chambers.
    and, btw, ODB is dead.

  16. Posted by guest | September 17, 2008 at 3:20 PM

    Tical.

  17. Posted by Cincinnatus C | September 17, 2008 at 6:34 PM

    that’s hilarious. reminds me of the SNL skit, Black ER, with Chris Rock:
    Breathe, nigga!
    Can a nigga get a scalpel?!?!

  18. Posted by guest | September 17, 2008 at 11:43 PM

    @12 you dbag, if not for facebook/youtube, what would we have to do all day???

  19. Posted by guest | September 18, 2008 at 11:01 PM

    Thats it im quitting Goldman and joining Wu-Tang financial, do you think they have a drug test? lol

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