October 2008

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    Write-Offs: 10.31.08

    $$$ Bruce Wasserstein: looking GOOD. [Cityfile] $$$ Awww, look who made up. [CNBC] $$$ 55 Out Of Control traders [WSF] $$$ Don’t forget to bid on the dearly departed Bella’s ID card. Proceeds from the auction will be going to charity for either laid off Lehmans or canines. $$$ Job of the Week: Highland Capital, […]

    / Oct 31, 2008 at 5:10 PM
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    I Don’t Even Know What The Hell To Title This

    Don’t ever email this kind of thing again. Really. I’m… going to go lay down. Jump at your own risk.

    / Oct 31, 2008 at 4:46 PM
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    What The Hell Is The World Coming To?

    Seriously. When you can’t use a little “adult entertainment,” some competitive dwarf tossing, racing lessons, and $50,000 to pay down your client’s bachelor party nut in order to drum up a little business, then what the hell is the point of banking? I mean, we might as well work in the commercial banking group of […]

    / Oct 31, 2008 at 4:11 PM
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    JANA Piranhas

    As of October 30’s close LP: MTD: -17.55% YTD: -20.14% Offshore LTD: MTD: -18.14% YTD: -20.42%

    / Oct 31, 2008 at 3:58 PM
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    We Wish You The Best In Your Future Endeavors

    Seems Volkswagen has worn out its welcome and might be asked to leave the DAX. Deutsche Boerse AG, operator of the Frankfurt stock exchange, said in a statement today that from Nov. 3 it may at any time remove a DAX stock whose weighting exceeds 10 percent and whose share price over the preceding 30 […]

    / Oct 31, 2008 at 2:19 PM
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    Blind Item: Child Technicians Feeling The Squeeze

    Which alternative asset manager only pays his babysitter $12/hour? Clearly times are tough for the once mega-successful financier but if he thinks the vast array of snacks and opportunity to see the infamous ice smoother up close and personal make up for such an insulting rate, he is sorely mistaken.

    / Oct 31, 2008 at 2:15 PM
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    “This is an epic crash.”

    [Calculated Risk] via [Abnormal Returns]

    / Oct 31, 2008 at 2:05 PM
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    Damn The Markets, Full Speed Ahead

    Oil is down. The markets are rallying. Let’s build more Trucks and SUVs! Brilliant, man. Brilliant! Gutsy contrarian play if ever I saw one! Ford Lays Bet on New Truck By Rehiring 1,000 Workers [The Wall Street Journal]

    / Oct 31, 2008 at 1:43 PM
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    I Hate You, Bruce Wasserstein!

    Apparently Lemming Lazard is canceling its holiday party this year, though the employees don’t know yet. I don’t think I’m alone here in saying god damn you, people. You’re supposed to be doing better than everyone else (relatively speaking of course, let’s not get ahead of ourselves). And what’s more, now that the artists formerly […]

    / Oct 31, 2008 at 1:14 PM
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    Caption Contest Friday

    [via Wonkette]

    / Oct 31, 2008 at 11:40 AM
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    Layoffs Watch ’08: Citi

    The Big C is said to be making cuts in convertible sales and trading this morning. No word on whether or not holiday parties are getting whacked but I’d be extremely surprised if the firm went the way of BarcLehs, Morgan Stanley et al. It’s been pretty well-documented that 90 percent of the reason Vikula […]

    / Oct 31, 2008 at 11:28 AM
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    Morgan Stanley Cancels Christmas, Jobs

    We kicked your teeth in yesterday with the news that both BarcLehs and American Express were canceling their holiday parties. Now for the crowbar to your ribs–Morgan Stanley has announced that there will be no company-sponsored petting come December this year. Sayeth MS: “As you know, in terms of the global economy, it now appears […]

    / Oct 31, 2008 at 10:35 AM
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    Know Your Porsche Volkswagen Victims

    “I have hedge fund managers literally in tears on the phone,” says one London-based car analyst. [FT] Firm: Tactic With Respect to VW Holdings Perry: Sticking It Out Henderson: Sticking It Out OZ Overseas Fund II, Ltd: Exited in October With ~1% Exposure Greenlight Capital: Unknown SAC: Unknown Och Ziff: Unknown Marshall Wace: Unknown Odey […]

    / Oct 31, 2008 at 10:11 AM
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    Dear Team Tosca

    What’s this we hear about you wanting out?

    / Oct 31, 2008 at 9:44 AM
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    I’ll Tell You What I’ve Got

    Dolls–I noticed that you’ve worked yourselves into a lather trying to figure out what the impetus was for the slightly unorthodox dialogue that down yesterday afternoon. Just so we can move on–there was no insane Merrill Lynch story that had to be killed. I have it on very good authority–let’s call him one of “my […]

    / Oct 31, 2008 at 8:52 AM
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    Bring Out Your Dead

    The next 30 days are lining up to be difficult for hedge funds. The results of September and October will soon be glaring sores on the upper lips of a number of funds looking for a date via the “capital raise” speed dating end-of-year event. That, on top of dramatic dislocations in markets like the […]

    / Oct 31, 2008 at 8:39 AM
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    Opening Bell: 10.31.08

    Barclays raises boatload of money in Middle East. (Bloomberg) Wanting to stay afloat post Lehman (properly pronounced Lay-Man with a long, southern draw, like the Congressman say) Barclays, has decided to tap the Middle East for some Oil money (early reports* have it that this decision may have come after watching Arabian Knights; is it […]

    / Oct 31, 2008 at 8:05 AM

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