Afternoon Distraction: Caption Contest
Posted by Equity Private, Oct 06, 2008, 4:16pm
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Posted by guest , Oct 06, 2008 4:20PM
FOR THE 3RD TIME THAT'S FULD....NOT FUDD
Posted by MarshallStack , Oct 06, 2008 4:20PM
Seriously, she was about this tall, flat head, no teeth, really big lips.
Maria I think was her name.
Posted by guest , Oct 06, 2008 4:20PM
And then I smacked EC's ass like this, and told her to run along, let the men do business
Posted by guest , Oct 06, 2008 4:21PM
first?
Posted by guest , Oct 06, 2008 4:21PM
I can't find my top dentures!
Posted by guest , Oct 06, 2008 4:22PM
Excuse me while i wake up my secretary AGAIN. Seriously, between me and Mr. Draper, what's it take for us get a good honest broad to take notes?
Posted by guest , Oct 06, 2008 4:22PM
Is that a little seik heil? easy there dick
Posted by mj , Oct 06, 2008 4:22PM
By the end the bullshit I was talking piled up THIS high.
Posted by guest , Oct 06, 2008 4:23PM
talk to the hand
Posted by guest , Oct 06, 2008 4:23PM
FOR THE 3RD TIME THAT'S FULD....NOT FUDD
Posted by guest , Oct 06, 2008 4:23PM
talk to the hand b*tches
Posted by guest , Oct 06, 2008 4:24PM
Stop! In the name of love...
Posted by cheesedog , Oct 06, 2008 4:25PM
My imaginary friend, Horatio, who is sitting right here beside me, tells me to plead the 5th.
Posted by guest , Oct 06, 2008 4:25PM
With all the stress, I could only get it up this much.
Posted by guest , Oct 06, 2008 4:25PM
Over there Bess! Go over there and do some real work! Your preoccupation with me accomplishes very little, other then filling up the space on your blog that used to be filled with Carney's insight
Posted by guest , Oct 06, 2008 4:25PM
looks like these bald headed fucks are going to force us to lock a few of them up enron stylie.
It's the only thing they fear other than their Jewish wives.
Posted by guest , Oct 06, 2008 4:26PM
talk to the hand b*tches
Posted by guest , Oct 06, 2008 4:26PM
"Marcel Rohner was going to give us the capital, but he wanted me to salute him like this and say Seig Heil."
Posted by guest , Oct 06, 2008 4:26PM
High Five!
Posted by guest , Oct 06, 2008 4:27PM
High Five!
Posted by guest , Oct 06, 2008 4:28PM
does anyone on this panel even know what a derivative is?
Posted by Investorcluzo , Oct 06, 2008 4:28PM
stop, it's lee-man, not lay-man...
Posted by guest , Oct 06, 2008 4:28PM
"Then, like I was sayin, in my dream, this midget, yay high if he was standin on this friggin table, no shittin yuh...so's this midget says, 'Hey, Dick, just keep tellin everyone you don't have a liquidity issue and the thing'll eventually go away.'"
"So, that's what I did. You got a problem wid it? I'll bash ya upside your friggin head."
~J
Posted by Alyx , Oct 06, 2008 4:29PM
"b*tch please, you should have bailed me out when you had the chance, now look what you started"
Posted by StupidEquityGuy , Oct 06, 2008 4:29PM
Damn man, I can still trade my way back to the top, I just need a line of credit this tall... I can out trade any of you congress critters...
Posted by guest , Oct 06, 2008 4:29PM
c-r-e-d....as in dog, yes d
its a credit default swap ms woman from minnesota!
Do you know what that is???
Posted by guest , Oct 06, 2008 4:29PM
Heil SHITLER! I can proooooooveeee my shit don't smell as bad as yours, Mr. Main Street.
Posted by guest , Oct 06, 2008 4:30PM
High Five!
Posted by guest , Oct 06, 2008 4:30PM
You must be this tall to run an investment bank. Or have your mom help you.
Posted by guest , Oct 06, 2008 4:32PM
Know when to hold them, know when to...
Posted by guest , Oct 06, 2008 4:33PM
This is what we thought house prices would always do.
Posted by guest , Oct 06, 2008 4:33PM
"Come over here and say that, motherfucker. Come OVER HERE AND SAY IT. I got a microphone RIGHT HERE."
Posted by guest , Oct 06, 2008 4:33PM
"I'm tellin ya, that Gasparino clown has nothing. I can bench twice what he can, even now"
Posted by peWonderWoman , Oct 06, 2008 4:34PM
I did NOT have sexual relations with that man.
Posted by peWonderWoman , Oct 06, 2008 4:34PM
I did NOT have sexual relations with that man.
Posted by blndebnker , Oct 06, 2008 4:34PM
"Smooch Heil!"
Posted by guest , Oct 06, 2008 4:35PM
@30 GREAT! winner for sure
Posted by guest , Oct 06, 2008 4:35PM
"The Gulfstream V takes off like this, you see, and it's very difficult to manage risk under such conditions."
Posted by guest , Oct 06, 2008 4:35PM
From the windoooooow to the wall
Posted by FUNdamental , Oct 06, 2008 4:36PM
when I lever they call me macarena
And my bonus we que buena
You all want me, won't nail me
You can come print money beside me
Lie with me, duck with me
And have a vacation home beside me.
A la tuhuelpa legria
Que tuhuelpa legria, heyyyyyy macartna
Posted by guest , Oct 06, 2008 4:36PM
I didn't know they could pile shit that high!
Posted by guest , Oct 06, 2008 4:36PM
I had nothing to do with it. I thought McCain fixed this mess when he suspended his campaign. I had no idea...
(then he texts Jim Cramer, Can I use that Icy Hot when you're through with it?)
Posted by Pay It Forward , Oct 06, 2008 4:38PM
The restraining order says I have to stay this far from that Einhorn f*ck, otherwise I'd clock him back to Israel.
Posted by guest , Oct 06, 2008 4:38PM
I had nothing to do with it. I thought McCain fixed this mess when he suspended his campaign. I had no idea...
(then he texts Jim Cramer, Can I use that Icy Hot when you're through with it?)
Posted by guest , Oct 06, 2008 4:39PM
And our stock will rise high!
Posted by guest , Oct 06, 2008 4:41PM
...and then swoosh like that my jet was supposed to take me off to Bali before anybody realized what had happened.
Posted by Anal_yst , Oct 06, 2008 4:41PM
looks kinda like the Montaulk Monster, some sort of sea-turtle severely out of place?
Posted by guest , Oct 06, 2008 4:50PM
No! No! I do not want those breakfast croissants. They're not hot enough. Take them away. Senator, tell him to take them the f#@k away!!
Posted by KipEsquire , Oct 06, 2008 4:51PM
"Did you see the way our stock went sailing right out there?"
(Is the reference too obscure?)
Posted by bank_teller , Oct 06, 2008 4:52PM
"We operated with a business model I saw on TV one time.
Phase 1. -- Buy real estate
Phase 2. -- ?
Phase 3. -- Watch those profits take off like my Gulfstream in a tailwind!"
Posted by guest , Oct 06, 2008 4:54PM
"You say 'LAYMAN BROTHERS' one more time and I will slap that flag pin right off your fucking lapel, bitch."
Posted by guest , Oct 06, 2008 4:54PM
Well I'm going to go then. And I don't need any of this. I don't need this stuff, and I don't need you. I don't need anything except this nametag. And I don't need one other thing except my dog. I don't need my dog.
Posted by guest , Oct 06, 2008 4:55PM
Yes, that's Dick Severin Fuld not FOLD.
Posted by guest , Oct 06, 2008 4:55PM
"turn those machines back on!"
Posted by guest , Oct 06, 2008 4:57PM
The Fuld picture on Fox News site is awesome... How much wood would a wood chuck chuck.
Could also come up withsome sort of hampster richard gere thing.
Posted by EricM , Oct 06, 2008 5:02PM
We're both part of the same hypocrisy, congressman, but never think it applies to my family.
Posted by guest , Oct 06, 2008 5:03PM
It was all this guy's fault. Who? What do you mean you can't see him?
Posted by guest , Oct 06, 2008 5:03PM
put you right arm in - take your right arm out - put your right arm in and you shake it all about- you do the hokey pokey and your turn yourself around-thats what its all about
Posted by guest , Oct 06, 2008 5:04PM
I fly like paper, get high like planes..
Posted by Riskybusiness , Oct 06, 2008 5:09PM
@54 gotta love the Don Ameche line from Trading places............
Posted by guest , Oct 06, 2008 5:11PM
Rep Dianne Watson (D-CA): Layman Brothers?
Dick Fuld: What country are you from?
Rep Dianne Watson (D-CA): Layman Brothers?
Dick Fuld: Layman Brothers ain't no country I ever heard of. They speak English in Layman Brothers?
Rep Dianne Watson (D-CA): Layman Brothers?
Dick Fuld: English, motherfucker, do you speak it?
Rep Dianne Watson (D-CA): Yes.
Dick Fuld: Then you know what I'm sayin'!
Rep Dianne Watson (D-CA): Yes.
Dick Fuld: Describe what the name of my fucking company was!
Rep Dianne Watson (D-CA): Layman Brothers?
Dick Fuld: Say Layman Brothers again. Say Layman Brothers again, motherfucker, say Layman Brothers one more Goddamn time!
Posted by guest , Oct 06, 2008 5:14PM
Talk to the hand!
Posted by guest , Oct 06, 2008 5:17PM
...and then my friend to my right here Hank Paulson assured me everything would be alright, Hank are you there? Hank? Hank?!?
-C
Posted by guest , Oct 06, 2008 5:23PM
Also, my rug was stolen.
Posted by guest , Oct 06, 2008 5:38PM
I told James to back off and stop blowing his bong smoke in my face. He didn't and a few moments later I bought billions in MBSs.
Posted by guest , Oct 06, 2008 5:46PM
This is the direction our stock is not going
Posted by guest , Oct 06, 2008 5:47PM
LMAO @ 64...by far the funniest
Posted by guest , Oct 06, 2008 5:58PM
"The CDO market and my bold-faced lying have a twelve-month trailing beta of -0.98. Example, if the market goes like..."
Posted by guest , Oct 06, 2008 6:08PM
And the aliens took off like this with all our cash.
Posted by guest , Oct 06, 2008 6:08PM
I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and doggonit, people like me!
Posted by guest , Oct 06, 2008 6:10PM
Ignore the man behind the curtain.
Posted by guest , Oct 06, 2008 6:11PM
I'm a little teapot here's my spout....
Posted by guest , Oct 06, 2008 6:17PM
You see, congressman; Einhorn bet me in the men's room that he could take down Lehman Brothers in one day. The wager? A dollar. He won.
Posted by guest , Oct 06, 2008 6:18PM
You see, congressman; Einhorn bet me in the men's room that he could take down Lehman Brothers in one day and make himself rich at the same time. The wager? A dollar. He won.
Posted by guest , Oct 06, 2008 6:18PM
You see, congressman; Einhorn bet me in the men's room that he could take down Lehman Brothers in one day and make himself rich at the same time. The wager? A dollar. He won.
Posted by guest , Oct 06, 2008 6:19PM
You see, congressman; Einhorn bet me in the men's room that he could take down Lehman Brothers in one day and make himself rich at the same time. The wager? A dollar. He won.
Posted by guest , Oct 06, 2008 6:20PM
I'm a little teapot short and stout
here is my handle
and here is my spout
Posted by guest , Oct 06, 2008 6:26PM
@61 that's absolutely hilarious
Posted by guest , Oct 06, 2008 6:30PM
I've had it with you stupid, low class, ignorant bums.
Posted by guest , Oct 06, 2008 6:40PM
One of these days Waxman...bang! To the moon!
Posted by guest , Oct 06, 2008 7:00PM
@49. Yeah, I got it. Not sure about the others. Gotta look under the big W. It truly is a mad, mad, mad, mad world these days.
Posted by michange , Oct 06, 2008 7:07PM
I showed the way to deleveraging and those dummies watched the hand.
Posted by guest , Oct 06, 2008 7:25PM
I am about to bitchsmack Mr. Sarbanes for the Jane Goodall comment!
Posted by guest , Oct 06, 2008 7:56PM
I'm telling ya, if that punk first-year analyst hadn't sucker-punched me in the gym, I'da crowned his ass.
Posted by guest , Oct 06, 2008 8:22PM
ROFL @64
Posted by guest , Oct 06, 2008 9:09PM
Yes... Congressman... I...did...contribute...to...Senator Clinton...
Lehman... only... contributes... to... candidates... who.. can... lift... their... arms... above... their... shoulders.
Posted by guest , Oct 06, 2008 9:19PM
"What the fuck is this?? Nazi Germany??
I demand a cheeseburger!!"
Posted by guest , Oct 06, 2008 9:22PM
"
I absolutely made sure that we always hired the youngest hottest female analysts and I take full responsibility for that."
Posted by guest , Oct 06, 2008 9:24PM
"Bear Stearns??? Their analysts don't know preferred stock from livestock"
Why didn't we get a bailout also!!??
Posted by guest , Oct 06, 2008 9:53PM
Let me go or I will crush this unfortunate midget with my bare hand.
Posted by p_bateman , Oct 06, 2008 10:14PM
TRY GETTING A RESERVATION AT DORSIA NOW YOU FUCKING STUPID BASTARD!
Posted by guest , Oct 06, 2008 10:27PM
"Do you like Huey Lewis and the News??"
Posted by guest , Oct 06, 2008 11:46PM
Wait, hold that thought a second Senator, here comes my wife's attorney. . . .
Posted by guest , Oct 07, 2008 7:14AM
"To the moon Jerry, to the moon...this ARS paper can only go up! Giddy up!! I have to go tell Newman!"
Posted by guest , Oct 07, 2008 10:18AM
Obviously you're not a golfer.
Posted by Tapecracker , Oct 09, 2008 11:46AM
OK, OK... look at my arm as a graph...my right index fingertip represents the stock price a year ago, my left testicle represents yesterdays close... you get the picture?
Posted by guest , Oct 10, 2008 10:52AM
Hail Obama, the Black Messiah!
Posted by guest , Oct 10, 2008 4:42PM
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.
Posted by guest , Oct 10, 2008 4:51PM
This isn't where I parked my car...