• 02 Oct 2008 at 9:32 AM

Attention Women Of Wall Street

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womenofwallstreet80s.jpgWhen crises of any sort strike, we always think the best way to tackle the problem is for clothes to come off. The good people of Playboy feel exactly the same way. Following the success of special Hurricane Katrina, Bay of Pigs, and Bubonic Plague issues, the magazine has announced that it looking for ladies who work (or worked) in the financial services industry to pose for an upcoming feature in the February edition called, “Women of Wall Street.” The editors apparently got the idea following “the onset of the financial crisis, which has vaporized fortunes and left Wall Street reeling.”
Getting down to business, the spank rag says it is “especially interested in those with more senior job experience.” Several names come to mind. Compensation will be determined by how many women apply, though as photo editor Gary Cole wisely noted, “Whether you offer them $500 or $1,000 or $2,000 a piece, that’s probably not going to change anybody’s mind.”
Bonus: we just so happen to have the copy of the “Women of Wall Street” issue from the 80s pictured above, which a reader sent over probably a year ago, but someone wouldn’t let us post. Provided we can locate it, that shit’s going up today.

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    1. 1
      Posted by MarshallStack | October 2, 2008 at 9:34 AM

      Show us your tits Bess.

    2. 2
      Posted by guest | October 2, 2008 at 9:37 AM

      JO&L time.

    3. 3
      Posted by guest | October 2, 2008 at 9:40 AM

      Maria Dominguez
      Erin Callan?

    4. 4
      Posted by Phobos | October 2, 2008 at 9:40 AM

      wth?
      HOT TOPICS
      * optionsXpress
      * Bond Insurers
      * Business School
      * Banking Culture
      * Steve Schwarzman
      * Banks
      * Private Equity
      * Hedge Funds
      * More…
      “One of these things is not like the other things”
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZIvgQ9ik48

    5. 5
      Posted by Mr Jones | October 2, 2008 at 9:41 AM

      “Hi, Heff? It’s Erin Callan here…”

    6. 6
      Posted by guest | October 2, 2008 at 9:44 AM

      @1…that didn’t take long based on this post!
      Bess – we all expect you to submit your photo for consideration by Heff. GET ON IT!

    7. 7
      Posted by guest | October 2, 2008 at 9:46 AM

      Too fake, didn’t jerk.

    8. 8
      Posted by guest | October 2, 2008 at 9:47 AM

      and boom goes the dynamite!

    9. 9
      Posted by guest | October 2, 2008 at 9:47 AM

      NSFW btw…
      Bess, how come no news on hedge funds blowing up..

    10. 10
      Posted by guest | October 2, 2008 at 9:49 AM

      c’mon Bess, do it for the lunch fund… or kids w/cancer… or traders with boners

    11. 11
      Posted by guest | October 2, 2008 at 9:49 AM

      Who wouldn’t let you post? Carney? Elizabeth?
      Bess – you run this shit now – don’t let anybody tell you otherwise! We read because of you – have at it.
      It’s Avon Barksdale and Marlo Stanfield – Barksdale is gone. You Marlo now.

    12. 12
      Posted by peWonderWoman | October 2, 2008 at 9:50 AM

      I am sending in my application immediately. If they like me, I will give Dealbreaker a behind the scene report.

    13. 13
      Posted by guest | October 2, 2008 at 9:51 AM

      @10- elizabeth’s been gone for over a yr, so it’s definitely carney.

    14. 14
      Posted by guest | October 2, 2008 at 9:53 AM

      @13…word. Must’ve been Carney’s lawyerly affectations.

    15. 15
      Posted by guest | October 2, 2008 at 9:54 AM

      a day off to jay off

    16. 16
      Posted by guest | October 2, 2008 at 9:55 AM

      @11
      Who is Omar then?

    17. 17
      Posted by guest | October 2, 2008 at 9:56 AM

      Perhaps Carney knows how vigilant Hef’s lawyers are. You’ll get a cease-and-desist letter before the day is out. Now, WHY Carney would know this, that’s up to you to decide.
      Anyway, I bet he took it with him when he left.

    18. 18
      Posted by guest | October 2, 2008 at 9:56 AM

      Erin Burnett should pose!!!

    19. 19
      Posted by guest | October 2, 2008 at 9:57 AM

      Dare you to post it, but bet you don’t get half as much traffic as you did from either Tanner or Phelps. Apparently seeing a buff boy gets the typical competitive WS boy growling with jealousy and typing fast. GAnalYst

    20. 20
      Posted by guest | October 2, 2008 at 9:57 AM

      @ 18
      she has NO rack

    21. 21
      Posted by guest | October 2, 2008 at 9:59 AM

      @16…yet to be identified.
      O-Cubed perhaps…I can just see him saying this to GS and GE…
      “I’ll do what I can to help y’all. But, the game’s out there, and it’s play or get played. That simple.

    22. 22
      Posted by guest | October 2, 2008 at 10:01 AM

      Listen, losers lay off the sexual harrassment. If it wasn’t for Bess we would be crying instead of laughing our way through this meltdown. Oh and if you had any google skills at all, you probably would have already found her picture.
      Sincerely,
      Mr. I scooped Bloomberg on the Rose City Archery tax break.
      This is awesome. I posted a comment on the bailout bill to the Dealbreaker blog and I mentioned the wooden arrow tax break and then I mentioned how Rose City Archery would benefit. (I googled wooden arrows and they were the first to come up). Now Bloomberg is reporting the same story.
      http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601103&sid=aKd0vyGN8L2k

    23. 23
      Posted by guest | October 2, 2008 at 10:03 AM

      $500-$2000. Definitely not worth losing your job over.

    24. 24
      Posted by guest | October 2, 2008 at 10:04 AM

      Full pictorial of Abby Joseph Cohen – nice. I wonder what her turn-ons are?

    25. 25
      Posted by guest | October 2, 2008 at 10:04 AM

      Too much pork, didn’t read.

    26. 26
      Posted by guest | October 2, 2008 at 10:05 AM

      The contrarian in me says this is definitely a sign of the bottom…
      sorry, had to do it

    27. 27
      Posted by guest | October 2, 2008 at 10:06 AM

      Rebecca Jarvis would be a perfect candidate for a spread (EAGLE)!

    28. 28
      Posted by guest | October 2, 2008 at 10:07 AM

      I’m new here. But, I have posted links to your site on every blog I read.

    29. 29
      Posted by guest | October 2, 2008 at 10:08 AM

      how stupid is playboy? the best they can get is an analyst or an out of work analyst? what “senior level” employee would do this?

    30. 30
      Posted by guest | October 2, 2008 at 10:12 AM

      Can someone please share the latest WB/C rumour?

    31. 31
      Posted by guest | October 2, 2008 at 10:14 AM

      I’d hire girls out of the magazine for my hedge fund.
      -Hedge Fund Manager

    32. 32
      Posted by guest | October 2, 2008 at 10:16 AM

      OMG, I misread this entry as “sheep” instead of “sleep”. gotta get coffee
      “Posted by guest, Oct 01, 2008 10:41PM
      Bess Get some sleep.”

    33. 33
      Posted by guest | October 2, 2008 at 10:19 AM

      @24 – Muriel Siebert is so much hotter.

    34. 34
      Posted by guest | October 2, 2008 at 10:19 AM

      @8 – Don’t make “boom goes the dynamite” the next sham wow or mayo.
      BTW, that Aussie sheila who filled in for Erin Burnett when she was on vacation would be the hot ticket.

    35. 35
      Posted by guest | October 2, 2008 at 10:20 AM

      31
      Pay up on your $&^#ing margin call before I send goons over to break your pelvis.

    36. 36
      Posted by MarshallStack | October 2, 2008 at 10:20 AM

      @22 “Oh and if you had any google skills at all, you probably would have already found her picture.”
      The picture of the redhead is from Superman returns.
      Great job on the arrow play. I boxed it.

    37. 37
      Posted by guest | October 2, 2008 at 10:20 AM

      @22…then post the link of Bess’ picture – otherwise fuck off. It’s DB lore that it doesn’t exist.
      AND DON’T FUCKING POST A LINK TO THAT STUPID ASS PICTURE OF KATE BOSWORTH.

    38. 38
      Posted by guest | October 2, 2008 at 10:23 AM

      Well played, #7, well played…….

    39. 39
      Posted by guest | October 2, 2008 at 10:26 AM

      erin callan !!!

    40. 40
      Posted by guest | October 2, 2008 at 10:27 AM

      zoe cruzzzz

    41. 41
      Posted by guest | October 2, 2008 at 10:27 AM

      sallie krawcheckkkk

    42. 42
      Posted by guest | October 2, 2008 at 10:28 AM

      http://www.spock.com/Bess-Levin-QW1V1ho

    43. 43
      Posted by guest | October 2, 2008 at 10:29 AM

      sallie krawcheckkkk/
      erin callan !!!/
      zoe cruzzzz

    44. 44
      Posted by guest | October 2, 2008 at 10:30 AM

      sallie krawcheckkkk/
      erin callan !!!/
      zoe cruzzzz

    45. 45
      Posted by guest | October 2, 2008 at 10:30 AM

      sallie krawcheckkkk/
      erin callan !!!/
      zoe cruzzzz

    46. 46
      Posted by guest | October 2, 2008 at 10:33 AM

      @8 – Don’t make “boom goes the dynamite” the next sham wow or mayo.
      BTW, that Aussie sheila who filled in for Erin Burnett when she was on vacation would be the hot ticket.

    47. 47
      Posted by Phobos | October 2, 2008 at 10:36 AM

      Bess’s friend Tara is cute. I’d consider putting my career on hold for 40 – 45 minutes/seconds to breed with her.

    48. 48
      Posted by guest | October 2, 2008 at 10:52 AM

      wtf?
      post some of the spreads from that issue when you find it!

    49. 49
      Posted by guest | October 2, 2008 at 10:53 AM

      @47…WHo’s Tara?

    50. 50
      Posted by MarshallStack | October 2, 2008 at 11:03 AM

      Phobos -
      you go for that beauty mark thing?

    51. 51
      Posted by guest | October 2, 2008 at 11:05 AM

      BILLY MAYS HERE FOR THE AWESOME AUGER!!!

    52. 52
      Posted by guest | October 2, 2008 at 11:07 AM

      http://tinyurl.com/5cvjql
      nice lips

    53. 53
      Posted by guest | October 2, 2008 at 11:08 AM

      @ 34 & 46, you’ve rueened this thread.

    54. 54
      Posted by guest | October 2, 2008 at 11:16 AM

      @54, that’s still Kate Bosworth

    55. 55
      Posted by guest | October 2, 2008 at 11:17 AM

      @35 Why so serious???

    56. 56
      Posted by guest | October 2, 2008 at 11:18 AM

      Other photos of Bess?
      http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.fashionista.com/images/entries/white%2520dress%2520good.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.fashionista.com/2007/05/the_white_dress_a_sane_alterna.php&h=512&w=640&sz=73&hl=en&start=9&usg=__tL6eP4pErNK1sGQieDnmCzXV2fQ=&tbnid=T57XLgryj7Ec8M:&tbnh=110&tbnw=137&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dbess%2Blevin%26gbv%3D2%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DG
      http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/gawker/2008/02/miss%20sixty%202007.jpg

    57. 57
      Posted by guest | October 2, 2008 at 11:19 AM

      those are stories she wrote dumb ass

    58. 58
      Posted by guest | October 2, 2008 at 11:20 AM

      http://tinyurl.com/67h2uk

    59. 59
      Posted by guest | October 2, 2008 at 11:28 AM

      @57…right you are.
      56 – fucking learn how to discern. You filthy maggot.

    60. 60
      Posted by guest | October 2, 2008 at 11:32 AM

      Love the 80s
      Nice long hair & canteloupe tits

    61. 61
      Posted by MarshallStack | October 2, 2008 at 11:34 AM

      GET OUT YOU FILTHY SON OF A WHORE PEDOPHILE!
      YOU STINKING PIECE OF SHIT PEDOPHILE, WE HATE YOU, GET OUT!
      GET THE FUCK OUT YOU FILTHY WORTHLESS BASTARD PEDOPHILE!
      FILTHY STINKING HUMAN MAGGOT PEDOPHILE, GET OUT!
      Etc.

    62. 62
      Posted by guest | October 2, 2008 at 12:17 PM

      @54, that’s still 54.
      Cruz Missile 20 years ago, hell yea.
      SPODE

    63. 63
      Posted by guest | October 2, 2008 at 12:18 PM

      I came here for the boobs.
      Where are the boobs?
      While the financial system crumbles before my eyes, it would be nice to see some boobs.

    64. 64
      Posted by guest | October 2, 2008 at 12:35 PM

      wru, ‘women of cnbc’ issue.

    65. 65
      Posted by guest | October 2, 2008 at 12:57 PM

      Becky Quick plz!
      She’s teh hotness
      http://i214.photobucket.com/albums/cc181/anchorbabes/becky2-1.jpg

    66. 66
      Posted by guest | October 2, 2008 at 1:16 PM

      TITS
      I WANT TO SHAG AND MAKE ROMANCE EXPLOSION ON TITTIES’ STOMACH. NOW ON TO SOME HARD SHAGGING AT http://www.mpegmovieheaven.com

    67. 67
      Posted by guest | October 2, 2008 at 1:27 PM

      i’m sooo hrony…………

    68. 68
      Posted by guest | October 2, 2008 at 1:33 PM

      … and i’ve got such a hard-on

    69. 69
      Posted by michange | October 2, 2008 at 6:39 PM

      Ashley Dupre on Main Street edition!

    70. 70
      Posted by guest | February 4, 2009 at 7:55 PM

      ERIN!!

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