Bear Collapse Screen: The Director's Cut

To read it, you would think that our featured Bloomberg article today, "Cox's SEC Censored Paper Showing It Ignored Bear Stearns Plunge " is about Cox, corruption at the SEC, high level cover-ups, a conspiracy to put every investment bank whose name does not start with "Goldm-" and end in "-chs" out of business, things like that. But you would be wrong. Very wrong.

Yes, the article does talk about these details...

Oct. 7 (Bloomberg) -- U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission Chairman Christopher Cox's regulators stood by as shrinking capital ratios and growing subprime holdings led to the collapse of Bear Stearns Cos., according to an unedited version of a study by the agency's inspector general.

The report by Inspector General H. David Kotz was requested by Senator Charles Grassley to examine the role of regulators prior to the firm's collapse in March. Before it was released to the public on Sept. 26, Kotz deleted 136 references, many detailing SEC memos, meetings or comments, at the request of the agency's Division of Trading and Markets that oversees investment banks.

...but the real story is even deeper. You can see it right here, the pangs. Oh, the humanity! The callousness of watching a man slowly drown in his own fluids and not lifting a finger to help. That, my friends, is watching a top-5 investment bank try to survive, to deleverage, without its 27 year old "top modeler."

An unedited version of the 137-page study posted to the Iowa Republican's Web site Sept. 26 showed that Bear Stearns traders used pricing models for mortgage securities that ``rarely mentioned'' default risk.

The firm lost one of its top modelers ``precisely when the subprime crisis was beginning to hit'' and writedowns were being taken, the full report said. ``As a result, mortgage modeling by risk managers floundered for many months,'' according to the unedited document, quoting internal SEC memos from April and December 2007. The comments were removed from the edited version publicly released by the SEC. (emphasis ours)

Cox's SEC Censored Paper Showing It Ignored Bear Stearns Plunge [Bloomberg]

Comments

1

Posted by guest, Oct 07, 2008 1:06PM

It's a 'mailto' link. To lazy to type the link in by hand.

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Posted by guest, Oct 07, 2008 1:06PM

1st!

3

Posted by guest, Oct 07, 2008 1:08PM

damn, not 1st. Whats Bear Stearns?

4

Posted by guest, Oct 07, 2008 1:12PM

FIX THE LINK!!

pls

5

Posted by guest, Oct 07, 2008 1:15PM

or you could just go to www.bloomberg.com

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Posted by sales rep, Oct 07, 2008 1:20PM

Was the risk model 27 years old, or was the guy running the risk matrix 27 years old? I'm not sure which is more out-matched & scarier.

In either event, it would be dubious to think this lone employee/algorithm brought down Bear.

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Posted by guest, Oct 07, 2008 1:21PM

Who the fuck cares who's first? Seriously, is there nothing else exciting in your life?

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Posted by guest, Oct 07, 2008 1:26PM

Did anyone else see this coming?

Fuck sakes. What a bunch of idiots.

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Posted by guest, Oct 07, 2008 1:27PM

The fact that Chris Cox still has a job is astounding to me.

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Posted by guest, Oct 07, 2008 1:31PM

I wasn't aware it was that hard to model zero. If you leverage yourself 30x and your underlying capital takes any type of hit...hmmm - what exactly is the role of risk management here anyway.

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Posted by Anal_yst, Oct 07, 2008 1:34PM

Ok, so some former quantum physicist/computer science/etc guy @ the MBS desk puts together some complex product, which the ratings agencies, auditors, internal risk control, etc guys - many who were likely completely unprepared/unqualified to be evaluating such things - were responsible for monitoring.

Weird how that didn't work out well, who woulda seen that coming?

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Posted by guest, Oct 07, 2008 1:38PM

1st!

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Posted by guest, Oct 07, 2008 1:41PM

@7

Tries harder and you two can enjoy the sweat taste of victory. Ill worn you, the path to sucess is hard and you need to make sacraficez if you want the win. First club is for ballers.

How bad do you want it baby?


SPODE

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Posted by MarshallStack, Oct 07, 2008 2:05PM

30X is for pussies -
cowboy up - 40X is where you wanna be.

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Posted by guest, Oct 07, 2008 2:13PM

There is no mention of who the mysterious "modeler" is. Does anyone know?

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Posted by NotNasser, Oct 07, 2008 3:40PM

#15. L'Modeller, c'est moi.

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Posted by guest, Oct 07, 2008 11:03PM

jeff hammerbacher?

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