I maintain that the image at left is an imperfect metaphor (the market does not have blue balls but rather its balls are in a blender) but I understand the need for positivity and bull shit "signs of turn around?" so I'll throw this out there. A tipster who lives with me notes that a work crew was polishing off Mr. Bull this morning. Circa now, he is paint free.
*For those of you who do not keep up with the testicular comings and goings of Wall Street,** the "back story" is that a bunch of hoodlums*** painted the pair a few weeks back.
**Where are your priorities?
***Cayne, O'Neal, Prince, Fuld.
Posted by guest , Oct 21, 2008 12:13PM
First bitch3s and bronzin da bozack~
-Moneygrip Wisdom
Posted by guest , Oct 21, 2008 12:16PM
bess is a tease.plain and simple.
Posted by PhilSeltzer , Oct 21, 2008 12:18PM
Fascinating story.
Any word on problems with Lehman CDS tanking. I recall some loud predictions of failure to settle. TGFD, perhaps? (Sorry if wrong attribution.)
Posted by PhilSeltzer , Oct 21, 2008 12:18PM
Fascinating story.
Any word on problems with Lehman CDS tanking? I recall some loud predictions of failure to settle. TGFD, perhaps? (Sorry if wrong attribution.)
Posted by guest , Oct 21, 2008 12:18PM
is the saying, you can get a good look at a bull by sticking your head up dick fuld's ass?
Posted by guest , Oct 21, 2008 12:20PM
@phil- fascinating comment. post it one more time?
Posted by guest , Oct 21, 2008 12:21PM
I maintain that the image on the left conveys exactly the quality of the content that has appeared on this site since Carney left.
Bess Levin you are the AJ Delaurio of Dealbreaker.
Okay DB staff now commence with the manufactured reader outrage to this comment 2 minutes after it's posting.
Posted by guest , Oct 21, 2008 12:24PM
@7 right. this site has become exponentially better since jc left.
Posted by guest , Oct 21, 2008 12:24PM
BL,
your erratic use of asteriscs makes me incredibly horny.
Posted by guest , Oct 21, 2008 12:26PM
let's see.
db post carney: letters no one else has; hf performance numbers that no one else has (that cluterstock links to); info on hf no one else has (sac story).
clusterstock: links to carney's brother's articles.
Posted by PhilSeltzer , Oct 21, 2008 12:28PM
Guest who hath not the pair to use your own name/nick @6.
Unless its your first 30 seconds on the site, you may have noticed that posting can sometimes be problematic. So I reclicked after a while (and after correcting a punctuation mark).
Seriously... a double post (and not a triple or worse) warrants comment? Felt like being snarky and Gawker and Perez Hilton wouldn't have you?
Chill it out dude.
Posted by guest , Oct 21, 2008 12:29PM
@9
L O L
Posted by guest , Oct 21, 2008 12:30PM
@7- you obviously haven't read this site since carney left, if that's your impression. makes sense, as you've had your hands full reading his crap over at clustserfuck.
Posted by guest , Oct 21, 2008 12:34PM
@7 why ya still reading/commenting nearly a month after his departure?
Posted by guest , Oct 21, 2008 12:35PM
Yes like the last two quality posts from Equity Private.
What was I thinking.
- 7
Posted by ep , Oct 21, 2008 12:39PM
"Posted by guest, Oct 21, 2008 12:35PM
Yes like the last two quality posts from Equity Private.
What was I thinking.
- 7"
How am I supposed to write fake comments AND post witty stuff at the same time? Re-read K^2 article, why don't you?
Posted by guest , Oct 21, 2008 12:45PM
Bess Levin is the AJ Delaurio of Dealbreaker.
- 7
Posted by guest , Oct 21, 2008 12:45PM
Long on asterisks, short on blue testicles.
Posted by guest , Oct 21, 2008 12:58PM
@7 writing "Okay DB staff now commence with the manufactured reader outrage to this comment 2 minutes after it's posting." is kind of like lehman putting a note at the bottom of its earnings report "david einhorn to commence with manufactured outrage 2 minutes after we release these numbers."
Posted by FUNdamental , Oct 21, 2008 1:06PM
7/17 - aj daulerio would like word. And the picture on the left is the quality we've all come to expect here, db keep up the good work.
7, get funny or get lost.
Posted by FUNdamental , Oct 21, 2008 1:13PM
7/17 - aj daulerio would like a word.
You can bother to make the comment twice and still fuck it up like a blind man playing scrabble? Let me guess former mortgage broker?
Posted by guest , Oct 21, 2008 1:14PM
I could use a good ball polishing.
Posted by guest , Oct 21, 2008 1:55PM
when are cuts going to happen at
UBS
CSFB
GS
MS ???
Posted by guest , Oct 21, 2008 2:25PM
@23 - UBS was supposed to be as soon as today but looks like it didn't happen. Should be by the end of next week at the latest.
Posted by guest , Oct 21, 2008 2:44PM
Bloomberg reports MER might cut 10,000
Posted by trojan , Oct 21, 2008 4:05PM
looks like something banksy would pull