• 31 Oct 2008 at 11:40 AM

Caption Contest Friday

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[via Wonkette]

Comments (94)

  1. Posted by guest | October 31, 2008 at 11:45 AM

    Not pictured: Barack Obama (D-IL) grabbing the bull by the balls.

  2. Posted by guest | October 31, 2008 at 11:46 AM

    sue herrera blowing bull while mark haines rims her ample ass.

  3. Posted by guest | October 31, 2008 at 11:46 AM

    @1
    and twisting…

  4. Posted by guest | October 31, 2008 at 11:47 AM

    Exodus Chapter 32

  5. Posted by guest | October 31, 2008 at 11:48 AM

    Not pictured: Barack Obama (D-IL) grabbing the bull by the balls.

  6. Posted by JasonBourne | October 31, 2008 at 11:49 AM

    Look honey, it’s almost like your at home…

  7. Posted by guest | October 31, 2008 at 11:49 AM

    at #2 lmfao. Greatest thing i’ve ever read. Ty.

  8. Posted by guest | October 31, 2008 at 11:49 AM

    waste of time

  9. Posted by JasonBourne | October 31, 2008 at 11:50 AM

    Look honey, it’s almost like your at home…

  10. Posted by guest | October 31, 2008 at 11:50 AM

    Wow @ 2, what do you have against Sue Herrera?

  11. Posted by guest | October 31, 2008 at 11:50 AM

    “I pray thee to get back in the bull run and make us some more money, oh great Bull god”

  12. Posted by guest | October 31, 2008 at 11:53 AM

    “I am free…and I feed on all that is forsaken.”

  13. Posted by NAS Keflavik boi | October 31, 2008 at 11:54 AM

    Old whitehaired guy -
    “hmm, this horn..it reminds me of my days at Yale…”

  14. Posted by guest | October 31, 2008 at 11:55 AM

    Hey @ 2 with or without mayo?

  15. Posted by onetwo | October 31, 2008 at 11:55 AM

    Where are we, Bangladesh?

  16. Posted by guest | October 31, 2008 at 11:55 AM

    Hey @ 2 with or without mayo?

  17. Posted by guest | October 31, 2008 at 11:56 AM

    I thought offering the bull a condom last week was the safest way to offer market protection
    (esp. from the tourists who insist on sexually harassing the poor thing)

  18. Posted by guest | October 31, 2008 at 11:56 AM

    False Idol

  19. Posted by guest | October 31, 2008 at 11:57 AM

    Sue Herrera- c’mon, guys, we all want to bone-the-fuck out of her, those voluminous mexicana breasts, that mocha skin, that dumb ex-sorority girl look in her face… they actually have a ‘Sue shot’, where it’s just her waist-up, light shining bright on her as if she were some ethereal… tijuana hooker! ;)

  20. Posted by guest | October 31, 2008 at 11:57 AM

    “HEAL US LIKE JESUS…”

  21. Posted by lig | October 31, 2008 at 11:57 AM

    hmm, if we melt this down it might cover the annual fee on our Merrill account…nah, commodities got crushed, too late.

  22. Posted by guest | October 31, 2008 at 11:59 AM

    Is that a Nintendo controller in the foreground?

  23. Posted by guest | October 31, 2008 at 12:00 PM

    Bring back Muffie.

  24. Posted by NAS Keflavik boi | October 31, 2008 at 12:02 PM

    @ 21 — I would rip into Sue Herrera like a hog after corn on a cool fall day.

  25. Posted by guest | October 31, 2008 at 12:03 PM

    “Out of the way tourists, I’m late for my congressional summons!”

  26. Posted by guest | October 31, 2008 at 12:06 PM

    “and the next item up for bid is this quaint little rememberance of better times, a corporate symbol of past excesses, do I hear an opening bid of $1?….. Anyone??

  27. Posted by guest | October 31, 2008 at 12:06 PM

    “10s of people today gathered around the famous ‘Charging Bull’ in a desperate attempt to revive the ailing US economy.”
    “One lady when asked why she was there responded to this reporter’s question with a deer in the headlights look.”
    “Another lady pulled out her camera phone to snap a picture of the bull. When asked why she took a picture, she responded “Isn’t this the famous bull from Chicago that led to all those championships?”
    “In a vain attempt to restore his waning virility, an elder man stroked the bull’s horn. When questioned, he blushed and quickly walked away, muttering something about it’s all Dick Fuld’s fault.”

  28. Posted by guest | October 31, 2008 at 12:07 PM

    Is the Bull healing them, or ar they “laying hands on” the Bull?
    “HEAL! I command ye demon spirits of market volatility, put a bottom in and be gone with ye! Praise TED!”

  29. Posted by lig | October 31, 2008 at 12:07 PM

    This is Dylan Ratigan reporting live from the bull with my Flip video recorder, “whaddya got Charlie??!”

  30. Posted by guest | October 31, 2008 at 12:11 PM

    @29 – No, it’s the famous cow from Chicago that kicked over the lantern and burned the whole town – and itself – to a crisp!

  31. Posted by guest | October 31, 2008 at 12:12 PM

    Out of the way tourists Im late for my congressional summons

  32. Posted by guest | October 31, 2008 at 12:15 PM

    MOOO!
    market call has just been issued on Financialtraders blog. This guy ‘ calls are amazing.
    Call is to take profits from last friday and Monday long calls, and to start going short with half normal size
    with nasdaq 100 at 1340.

  33. Posted by guest | October 31, 2008 at 12:17 PM

    @ 21 and 26, thanks for those visuals. Sue is the ultimate MILF. I bet anything goes with her.

  34. Posted by guest | October 31, 2008 at 12:17 PM

    herrera is definately sporty. But she’s no janet reno.

  35. Posted by guest | October 31, 2008 at 12:20 PM

    Enjoy me while you can…I’m off to the slaughter house after Tuesday.

  36. Posted by guest | October 31, 2008 at 12:22 PM

    You realize you can’t rub the bull for good luck, right?

  37. Posted by guest | October 31, 2008 at 12:22 PM

    @4 has the best caption yet. Concise and appropriate to the image.

  38. Posted by guest | October 31, 2008 at 12:23 PM

    market call has just been issued on Financialtraders blog. This guy ‘ calls are amazing.
    Call is to take profits from last friday and Monday long calls, and to start going short with half normal size
    with nasdaq 100 at 1340.
    http://financialtraders.blogspot.com/2008/10/stock-price-prediction-ndx-qqqq-nq.html

  39. Posted by guest | October 31, 2008 at 12:23 PM

    And the LORD spoke unto Paulson: ‘Go, get thee down; for thy people, that thou broughtest up out of the land of stagnation, have dealt corruptly and given out bad loans; they have turned aside quickly out of the way which I commanded them; they have made them a molten calf, and have worshipped it, and have sacrificed unto it, and said: This is thy god, O Israel, which brought thee up out of the land of Egypt.’ 9 And the LORD said unto Paulson: ‘I have seen this people, and, behold, it is a stiffnecked people. 10 Now therefore let Me alone, that My wrath may wax hot against them, and that I may consume them; and I will make of thee a great nation.’
    And Moses turned, and went down from the mount, with the two tables of the regulation in his hand; tables that were written on both their sides; on the one side and on the other were they written. And the tables were the work of God, and the writing was the writing of God, graven upon the tables.

  40. Posted by guest | October 31, 2008 at 12:24 PM

    I haven’t seen such ignorance like this exhibited in a publication since I read some of Sean Hannity’s stuff.

  41. Posted by guest | October 31, 2008 at 12:24 PM

    Why would you play with Market Bull Shit?

  42. Posted by guest | October 31, 2008 at 12:24 PM

    I just wanted to see the bull before we sell it to Abu Dhabi!

  43. Posted by guest | October 31, 2008 at 12:25 PM

    I just wanted to see the bull before we sell it to Abu Dhabi.

  44. Posted by guest | October 31, 2008 at 12:27 PM

    Then Moses spake “ahh fuck it, go ahead and worship Baal. It’ll do about as much good as the TARP.”

  45. Posted by guest | October 31, 2008 at 12:29 PM

    And the LORD spoke unto Paulson: ‘Go, get thee down; for thy people, that thou broughtest up out of the land of stagnation, have dealt corruptly and given out bad loans; they have turned aside quickly out of the way which I commanded them; they have made them a molten calf, and have worshipped it, and have sacrificed unto it, and said: This is thy god, O Israel, which brought thee up out of the land of Egypt.’ 9 And the LORD said unto Paulson: ‘I have seen this people, and, behold, it is a stiffnecked people. 10 Now therefore let Me alone, that My wrath may wax hot against them, and that I may consume them; and I will make of thee a great nation.’
    And Moses turned, and went down from the mount, with the two tables of the regulation in his hand; tables that were written on both their sides; on the one side and on the other were they written. And the tables were the work of God, and the writing was the writing of God, graven upon the tables.

  46. Posted by guest | October 31, 2008 at 12:32 PM

    Is that Dick Gephardt stroking the Bull’s right horn? Looks like a failed attempt to emulate Clinton’s “cigar” fiasco.

  47. Posted by guest | October 31, 2008 at 12:33 PM

    I would love to roll Sue in mayo and lick it all off. Yeah!

  48. Posted by MarshallStack | October 31, 2008 at 12:33 PM

    STOP HOGGIN IT!
    IT’S MY TURN TO FUCK CAPITALISM IN THE ASS!!

  49. Posted by guest | October 31, 2008 at 12:34 PM

    Citi were workers caught trying to steal bull.Rumor is they were going to melt it down and use the proceeds for one big kick ass Holiday Party. Coke and hookers galore.. now to Gasparino with the full story !

  50. Posted by guest | October 31, 2008 at 12:35 PM

    Consultants…

  51. Posted by guest | October 31, 2008 at 12:36 PM

    Mess with the bull, you get the horns.

  52. Posted by guest | October 31, 2008 at 12:37 PM
  53. Posted by guest | October 31, 2008 at 12:38 PM

    you know what looks good on Sue? 12 inches of my schlong in her mouth.

  54. Posted by guest | October 31, 2008 at 12:42 PM

    tongue like a cow, no teeth! line forms to the left.

  55. Posted by guest | October 31, 2008 at 12:42 PM

    how about “annoying tourists, get the f out of my city”

  56. Posted by guest | October 31, 2008 at 12:46 PM

    “Blood and souls for my lord Arioch!”
    - or -
    “Okay, start the fire and I’ll go get some babies.”

  57. Posted by guest | October 31, 2008 at 12:48 PM

    “Step right up! Step right up! Yes, folks, here is your chance to lay your hands on this magnificent creature of myth and legend…”

  58. Posted by guest | October 31, 2008 at 12:49 PM

    “WTF is this? These don’t exist! Grab some water, weapons, and amunition; the bears will be angry when they see this!”

  59. Posted by guest | October 31, 2008 at 12:50 PM

    “promote flip video”
    by pure digital technology?

  60. Posted by guest | October 31, 2008 at 12:51 PM

    “Step right up! Step right up! Yes, folks, here is your chance to lay your hands on this magnificent creature of myth and legend…”

  61. Posted by guest | October 31, 2008 at 12:54 PM

    Is that a Nintendo controller in the foreground?

  62. Posted by guest | October 31, 2008 at 12:55 PM

    Is that a Nintendo controller in the foreground?

  63. Posted by guest | October 31, 2008 at 12:57 PM

    We train young men to drop fire on people. But their commanders won’t allow them to write “fuck” on their airplanes because it’s obscene…the horror…the horror….

  64. Posted by guest | October 31, 2008 at 12:59 PM

    @ 31 good one-lol
    @ 42 nice job
    @ 54-how true

  65. Posted by guest | October 31, 2008 at 1:01 PM

    “Our Leader Says, ‘shoot to the capitalist system, Shoot To The Capitalist System, SHOOT TO THE CAPITALIST SYSTEM!!!’”

  66. Posted by guest | October 31, 2008 at 1:02 PM

    @21 Sue Herrera is blonde. You’re thinking of Michelle Caruso-Cabrera

  67. Posted by guest | October 31, 2008 at 1:06 PM

    “The Festival of San Fermín was a lot easier than in years past.”

  68. Posted by guest | October 31, 2008 at 1:06 PM

    CG in the house!!!

  69. Posted by ShortOil | October 31, 2008 at 1:09 PM

    “I’ll tell ya what I got, I got scungilli!”

  70. Posted by guest | October 31, 2008 at 1:13 PM

    @69- yes, for sure only Michelle Car-Cab….. though the white anchors are bone-alicious as well, w/ Bartiromo bringing up the, er, rear…

  71. Posted by guest | October 31, 2008 at 1:13 PM

    Damien Hirst’s New Art Piece

  72. Posted by guest | October 31, 2008 at 1:14 PM

    “Upon hearing that “bulls were being slaughtered on Wall street”, activists rush in to save the last one they could find. Reporters were unable to tell them it was a fake bull as they were rolling on the ground laughing too hard.”

  73. Posted by guest | October 31, 2008 at 1:21 PM
  74. Posted by guest | October 31, 2008 at 1:28 PM

    Its all fun and games until herds of idiots find the site…
    General M. Bison

  75. Posted by guest | October 31, 2008 at 1:41 PM

    “I heard the winner of the maintaining-physical-contact-with-the-bull contest will get to throw a free punch at an ex-CEO of their choice. I am picking Dick Fuld, how about you?”

  76. Posted by guest | October 31, 2008 at 1:50 PM

    “I heard the winner of the maintaining-physical-contact-with-the-bull contest will get to throw a free punch at an ex-CEO of their choice. I am picking Dick Fuld, how about you?”

  77. Posted by guest | October 31, 2008 at 2:29 PM

    @29 – You’re a real douche

  78. Posted by guest | October 31, 2008 at 2:36 PM

    “No thing beside remains. Round the decay
    Of that Colossal Wreck, boundless and bare,
    The lone and level sands stretch far away.”

  79. Posted by guest | October 31, 2008 at 2:49 PM

    1 When the people saw that Moses was so long in coming down from the mountain, they gathered around Aaron and said, “Come, make us gods [a] who will go before us. As for this fellow Moses who brought us up out of Egypt, we don’t know what has happened to him.”
    2 Aaron answered them, “Take off the gold earrings that your wives, your sons and your daughters are wearing, and bring them to me.” 3 So all the people took off their earrings and brought them to Aaron. 4 He took what they handed him and made it into an idol cast in the shape of a calf, fashioning it with a tool. Then they said, “These are your gods, [b] O Israel, who brought you up out of Egypt.”
    5 When Aaron saw this, he built an altar in front of the calf and announced, “Tomorrow there will be a festival to the LORD.” 6 So the next day the people rose early and sacrificed burnt offerings and presented fellowship offerings. [c] Afterward they sat down to eat and drink and got up to indulge in revelry.

  80. Posted by NAS Keflavik boi | October 31, 2008 at 3:00 PM

    @69 –
    Sue Herrera is not a “true” blonde.
    Call her “the money moose” all you want, haters, but she’s a succulent woman.

  81. Posted by NAS Keflavik boi | October 31, 2008 at 3:01 PM

    @69 –
    Sue Herrera is not a “true” blonde.
    Call her “the money moose” all you want, haters, but she’s a succulent woman.

  82. Posted by NAS Keflavik boi | October 31, 2008 at 3:03 PM

    @82 -
    “…check out my big swinging dick
    and despair!!”

  83. Posted by guest | October 31, 2008 at 4:18 PM

    Let me get a piece of that Wall Street bullshit!

  84. Posted by guest | October 31, 2008 at 4:48 PM

    Where’s your Messiah now????

  85. Posted by guest | October 31, 2008 at 6:29 PM

    “Gasbagarumor has his tongue squrely up the bulls ass while he’s jerking it off”. Precisely why he does little more than spew shit on the air! When is CNBC going to fire this stupid bastard????

  86. Posted by guest | October 31, 2008 at 6:29 PM

    “Gasbagarumor has his tongue squrely up the bulls ass while he’s jerking it off”. Precisely why he does little more than spew shit on the air! When is CNBC going to fire this stupid bastard????

  87. Posted by ARS_1 | October 31, 2008 at 6:51 PM

    “Now if only this Zune could take photos…”

  88. Posted by guest | October 31, 2008 at 8:03 PM

    The little red ogre thought by putting on a toupee and scarf he might be able to go unnoticed in the crowd.

  89. Posted by guest | October 31, 2008 at 8:06 PM

    @92… omg.. lmfao!! you win.

  90. Posted by diablo | November 1, 2008 at 4:47 PM

    OK folks, here’s the scoop:
    http://www.cbn.com/media/index.aspx?s=/vod/CindyJacobs_102008&title=The%20700%20Club&prgm=700club
    That’s the leader of this bizarre event explaining why it happened. Her name is Cindy Jacobs.
    She doesn’t talk to me.
    – diablo

  91. Posted by guest | November 1, 2008 at 5:29 PM

    # 58
    you stinking Moron, this is not even your city.this place belongs to native American Indians.

  92. Posted by guest | November 1, 2008 at 5:34 PM

    ” How I wish my penis is as big as this”.
    Dick C.

  93. Posted by guest | November 2, 2008 at 10:20 PM

    The Aristocrats!

  94. Posted by guest | November 7, 2008 at 10:02 AM

    GS Tannoy announcement… “First 100 outside who touch the Bull get to come back to work on Monday. GO!”

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