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Not pictured: Barack Obama (D-IL) grabbing the bull by the balls.
sue herrera blowing bull while mark haines rims her ample ass.
@1
and twisting…
Exodus Chapter 32
Not pictured: Barack Obama (D-IL) grabbing the bull by the balls.
Look honey, it’s almost like your at home…
at #2 lmfao. Greatest thing i’ve ever read. Ty.
waste of time
Look honey, it’s almost like your at home…
Wow @ 2, what do you have against Sue Herrera?
“I pray thee to get back in the bull run and make us some more money, oh great Bull god”
“I am free…and I feed on all that is forsaken.”
Old whitehaired guy -
“hmm, this horn..it reminds me of my days at Yale…”
Hey @ 2 with or without mayo?
Where are we, Bangladesh?
Hey @ 2 with or without mayo?
I thought offering the bull a condom last week was the safest way to offer market protection
(esp. from the tourists who insist on sexually harassing the poor thing)
False Idol
Sue Herrera- c’mon, guys, we all want to bone-the-fuck out of her, those voluminous mexicana breasts, that mocha skin, that dumb ex-sorority girl look in her face… they actually have a ‘Sue shot’, where it’s just her waist-up, light shining bright on her as if she were some ethereal… tijuana hooker! ;)
“HEAL US LIKE JESUS…”
hmm, if we melt this down it might cover the annual fee on our Merrill account…nah, commodities got crushed, too late.
Is that a Nintendo controller in the foreground?
Bring back Muffie.
@ 21 — I would rip into Sue Herrera like a hog after corn on a cool fall day.
“Out of the way tourists, I’m late for my congressional summons!”
“and the next item up for bid is this quaint little rememberance of better times, a corporate symbol of past excesses, do I hear an opening bid of $1?….. Anyone??
“10s of people today gathered around the famous ‘Charging Bull’ in a desperate attempt to revive the ailing US economy.”
“One lady when asked why she was there responded to this reporter’s question with a deer in the headlights look.”
“Another lady pulled out her camera phone to snap a picture of the bull. When asked why she took a picture, she responded “Isn’t this the famous bull from Chicago that led to all those championships?”
“In a vain attempt to restore his waning virility, an elder man stroked the bull’s horn. When questioned, he blushed and quickly walked away, muttering something about it’s all Dick Fuld’s fault.”
Is the Bull healing them, or ar they “laying hands on” the Bull?
“HEAL! I command ye demon spirits of market volatility, put a bottom in and be gone with ye! Praise TED!”
This is Dylan Ratigan reporting live from the bull with my Flip video recorder, “whaddya got Charlie??!”
@29 – No, it’s the famous cow from Chicago that kicked over the lantern and burned the whole town – and itself – to a crisp!
Out of the way tourists Im late for my congressional summons
MOOO!
market call has just been issued on Financialtraders blog. This guy ‘ calls are amazing.
Call is to take profits from last friday and Monday long calls, and to start going short with half normal size
with nasdaq 100 at 1340.
@ 21 and 26, thanks for those visuals. Sue is the ultimate MILF. I bet anything goes with her.
herrera is definately sporty. But she’s no janet reno.
Enjoy me while you can…I’m off to the slaughter house after Tuesday.
You realize you can’t rub the bull for good luck, right?
@4 has the best caption yet. Concise and appropriate to the image.
market call has just been issued on Financialtraders blog. This guy ‘ calls are amazing.
Call is to take profits from last friday and Monday long calls, and to start going short with half normal size
with nasdaq 100 at 1340.
http://financialtraders.blogspot.com/2008/10/stock-price-prediction-ndx-qqqq-nq.html
And the LORD spoke unto Paulson: ‘Go, get thee down; for thy people, that thou broughtest up out of the land of stagnation, have dealt corruptly and given out bad loans; they have turned aside quickly out of the way which I commanded them; they have made them a molten calf, and have worshipped it, and have sacrificed unto it, and said: This is thy god, O Israel, which brought thee up out of the land of Egypt.’ 9 And the LORD said unto Paulson: ‘I have seen this people, and, behold, it is a stiffnecked people. 10 Now therefore let Me alone, that My wrath may wax hot against them, and that I may consume them; and I will make of thee a great nation.’
And Moses turned, and went down from the mount, with the two tables of the regulation in his hand; tables that were written on both their sides; on the one side and on the other were they written. And the tables were the work of God, and the writing was the writing of God, graven upon the tables.
I haven’t seen such ignorance like this exhibited in a publication since I read some of Sean Hannity’s stuff.
Why would you play with Market Bull Shit?
I just wanted to see the bull before we sell it to Abu Dhabi!
I just wanted to see the bull before we sell it to Abu Dhabi.
Then Moses spake “ahh fuck it, go ahead and worship Baal. It’ll do about as much good as the TARP.”
And the LORD spoke unto Paulson: ‘Go, get thee down; for thy people, that thou broughtest up out of the land of stagnation, have dealt corruptly and given out bad loans; they have turned aside quickly out of the way which I commanded them; they have made them a molten calf, and have worshipped it, and have sacrificed unto it, and said: This is thy god, O Israel, which brought thee up out of the land of Egypt.’ 9 And the LORD said unto Paulson: ‘I have seen this people, and, behold, it is a stiffnecked people. 10 Now therefore let Me alone, that My wrath may wax hot against them, and that I may consume them; and I will make of thee a great nation.’
And Moses turned, and went down from the mount, with the two tables of the regulation in his hand; tables that were written on both their sides; on the one side and on the other were they written. And the tables were the work of God, and the writing was the writing of God, graven upon the tables.
Is that Dick Gephardt stroking the Bull’s right horn? Looks like a failed attempt to emulate Clinton’s “cigar” fiasco.
I would love to roll Sue in mayo and lick it all off. Yeah!
STOP HOGGIN IT!
IT’S MY TURN TO FUCK CAPITALISM IN THE ASS!!
Citi were workers caught trying to steal bull.Rumor is they were going to melt it down and use the proceeds for one big kick ass Holiday Party. Coke and hookers galore.. now to Gasparino with the full story !
Consultants…
Mess with the bull, you get the horns.
http://www.tshirthell.com/funny-shirts/antichrist-08-barack-obama/
THE REAL HORNS
you know what looks good on Sue? 12 inches of my schlong in her mouth.
tongue like a cow, no teeth! line forms to the left.
how about “annoying tourists, get the f out of my city”
“Blood and souls for my lord Arioch!”
- or -
“Okay, start the fire and I’ll go get some babies.”
“Step right up! Step right up! Yes, folks, here is your chance to lay your hands on this magnificent creature of myth and legend…”
“WTF is this? These don’t exist! Grab some water, weapons, and amunition; the bears will be angry when they see this!”
“promote flip video”
by pure digital technology?
“Step right up! Step right up! Yes, folks, here is your chance to lay your hands on this magnificent creature of myth and legend…”
Is that a Nintendo controller in the foreground?
Is that a Nintendo controller in the foreground?
We train young men to drop fire on people. But their commanders won’t allow them to write “fuck” on their airplanes because it’s obscene…the horror…the horror….
@ 31 good one-lol
@ 42 nice job
@ 54-how true
“Our Leader Says, ‘shoot to the capitalist system, Shoot To The Capitalist System, SHOOT TO THE CAPITALIST SYSTEM!!!’”
@21 Sue Herrera is blonde. You’re thinking of Michelle Caruso-Cabrera
“The Festival of San Fermín was a lot easier than in years past.”
CG in the house!!!
“I’ll tell ya what I got, I got scungilli!”
@69- yes, for sure only Michelle Car-Cab….. though the white anchors are bone-alicious as well, w/ Bartiromo bringing up the, er, rear…
Damien Hirst’s New Art Piece
“Upon hearing that “bulls were being slaughtered on Wall street”, activists rush in to save the last one they could find. Reporters were unable to tell them it was a fake bull as they were rolling on the ground laughing too hard.”
@69
http://project000.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/07/07/michelle_carusocabrera_bikini.jpg
Much better slice…
Its all fun and games until herds of idiots find the site…
General M. Bison
“I heard the winner of the maintaining-physical-contact-with-the-bull contest will get to throw a free punch at an ex-CEO of their choice. I am picking Dick Fuld, how about you?”
“I heard the winner of the maintaining-physical-contact-with-the-bull contest will get to throw a free punch at an ex-CEO of their choice. I am picking Dick Fuld, how about you?”
@29 – You’re a real douche
“No thing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that Colossal Wreck, boundless and bare,
The lone and level sands stretch far away.”
1 When the people saw that Moses was so long in coming down from the mountain, they gathered around Aaron and said, “Come, make us gods [a] who will go before us. As for this fellow Moses who brought us up out of Egypt, we don’t know what has happened to him.”
2 Aaron answered them, “Take off the gold earrings that your wives, your sons and your daughters are wearing, and bring them to me.” 3 So all the people took off their earrings and brought them to Aaron. 4 He took what they handed him and made it into an idol cast in the shape of a calf, fashioning it with a tool. Then they said, “These are your gods, [b] O Israel, who brought you up out of Egypt.”
5 When Aaron saw this, he built an altar in front of the calf and announced, “Tomorrow there will be a festival to the LORD.” 6 So the next day the people rose early and sacrificed burnt offerings and presented fellowship offerings. [c] Afterward they sat down to eat and drink and got up to indulge in revelry.
@69 –
Sue Herrera is not a “true” blonde.
Call her “the money moose” all you want, haters, but she’s a succulent woman.
@69 –
Sue Herrera is not a “true” blonde.
Call her “the money moose” all you want, haters, but she’s a succulent woman.
@82 -
“…check out my big swinging dick
and despair!!”
Let me get a piece of that Wall Street bullshit!
Where’s your Messiah now????
“Gasbagarumor has his tongue squrely up the bulls ass while he’s jerking it off”. Precisely why he does little more than spew shit on the air! When is CNBC going to fire this stupid bastard????
“Gasbagarumor has his tongue squrely up the bulls ass while he’s jerking it off”. Precisely why he does little more than spew shit on the air! When is CNBC going to fire this stupid bastard????
“Now if only this Zune could take photos…”
The little red ogre thought by putting on a toupee and scarf he might be able to go unnoticed in the crowd.
@92… omg.. lmfao!! you win.
OK folks, here’s the scoop:
http://www.cbn.com/media/index.aspx?s=/vod/CindyJacobs_102008&title=The%20700%20Club&prgm=700club
That’s the leader of this bizarre event explaining why it happened. Her name is Cindy Jacobs.
She doesn’t talk to me.
– diablo
# 58
you stinking Moron, this is not even your city.this place belongs to native American Indians.
” How I wish my penis is as big as this”.
Dick C.
The Aristocrats!
GS Tannoy announcement… “First 100 outside who touch the Bull get to come back to work on Monday. GO!”
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