Posted by guest , Oct 31, 2008 11:46AM

sue herrera blowing bull while mark haines rims her ample ass.

Posted by guest , Oct 31, 2008 11:46AM

@1

and twisting...

Posted by guest , Oct 31, 2008 11:47AM

Exodus Chapter 32

Posted by guest , Oct 31, 2008 11:48AM

Not pictured: Barack Obama (D-IL) grabbing the bull by the balls.

Posted by guest , Oct 31, 2008 11:49AM

at #2 lmfao. Greatest thing i've ever read. Ty.

Posted by guest , Oct 31, 2008 11:49AM

waste of time

Posted by guest , Oct 31, 2008 11:50AM

Wow @ 2, what do you have against Sue Herrera?

Posted by guest , Oct 31, 2008 11:50AM

"I pray thee to get back in the bull run and make us some more money, oh great Bull god"

Posted by guest , Oct 31, 2008 11:53AM

"I am free...and I feed on all that is forsaken."

Posted by guest , Oct 31, 2008 11:55AM

Hey @ 2 with or without mayo?

Posted by guest , Oct 31, 2008 11:55AM

Hey @ 2 with or without mayo?

Posted by guest , Oct 31, 2008 11:55AM

It's the Big "Baal-Out" after all!

Look at them worship the "Golden Calf"

You know nothing good can come of this...

http://tinyurl.com/4xckna

Can an ebtire nation declare BK under the new Chapter 11?

We could short-sale ALaska!

Posted by guest , Oct 31, 2008 11:55AM

Hey @ 2 with or without mayo?

Posted by guest , Oct 31, 2008 11:56AM

I thought offering the bull a condom last week was the safest way to offer market protection

(esp. from the tourists who insist on sexually harassing the poor thing)

Posted by guest , Oct 31, 2008 11:56AM

False Idol

Posted by guest , Oct 31, 2008 11:57AM

Sue Herrera- c'mon, guys, we all want to bone-the-fuck out of her, those voluminous mexicana breasts, that mocha skin, that dumb ex-sorority girl look in her face... they actually have a 'Sue shot', where it's just her waist-up, light shining bright on her as if she were some ethereal... tijuana hooker! ;)

Posted by guest , Oct 31, 2008 11:57AM

"HEAL US LIKE JESUS..."

Posted by guest , Oct 31, 2008 11:59AM

Is that a Nintendo controller in the foreground?

Posted by guest , Oct 31, 2008 12:00PM

Bring back Muffie.

Posted by guest , Oct 31, 2008 12:03PM

"Out of the way tourists, I'm late for my congressional summons!"

Posted by guest , Oct 31, 2008 12:06PM

"and the next item up for bid is this quaint little rememberance of better times, a corporate symbol of past excesses, do I hear an opening bid of $1?..... Anyone??

Posted by guest , Oct 31, 2008 12:06PM

"10s of people today gathered around the famous 'Charging Bull' in a desperate attempt to revive the ailing US economy."

"One lady when asked why she was there responded to this reporter's question with a deer in the headlights look."

"Another lady pulled out her camera phone to snap a picture of the bull. When asked why she took a picture, she responded "Isn't this the famous bull from Chicago that led to all those championships?"

"In a vain attempt to restore his waning virility, an elder man stroked the bull's horn. When questioned, he blushed and quickly walked away, muttering something about it's all Dick Fuld's fault."

Posted by guest , Oct 31, 2008 12:07PM

Is the Bull healing them, or ar they "laying hands on" the Bull?

"HEAL! I command ye demon spirits of market volatility, put a bottom in and be gone with ye! Praise TED!"

Posted by guest , Oct 31, 2008 12:11PM

@29 - No, it's the famous cow from Chicago that kicked over the lantern and burned the whole town - and itself - to a crisp!

Posted by guest , Oct 31, 2008 12:12PM

Out of the way tourists Im late for my congressional summons

Posted by guest , Oct 31, 2008 12:15PM

MOOO!

market call has just been issued on Financialtraders blog. This guy ' calls are amazing.

Call is to take profits from last friday and Monday long calls, and to start going short with half normal size
with nasdaq 100 at 1340.

Posted by guest , Oct 31, 2008 12:17PM

@ 21 and 26, thanks for those visuals. Sue is the ultimate MILF. I bet anything goes with her.

Posted by guest , Oct 31, 2008 12:17PM

herrera is definately sporty. But she's no janet reno.

Posted by guest , Oct 31, 2008 12:20PM

Enjoy me while you can...I'm off to the slaughter house after Tuesday.

Posted by guest , Oct 31, 2008 12:22PM

You realize you can't rub the bull for good luck, right?

Posted by guest , Oct 31, 2008 12:22PM

@4 has the best caption yet. Concise and appropriate to the image.

Posted by guest , Oct 31, 2008 12:23PM

market call has just been issued on Financialtraders blog. This guy ' calls are amazing.

Call is to take profits from last friday and Monday long calls, and to start going short with half normal size
with nasdaq 100 at 1340.

http://financialtraders.blogspot.com/2008/10/stock-price-prediction-ndx-qqqq-nq.html

Posted by guest , Oct 31, 2008 12:23PM

Erin Burnett is the best of the lot

Posted by guest , Oct 31, 2008 12:23PM

And the LORD spoke unto Paulson: 'Go, get thee down; for thy people, that thou broughtest up out of the land of stagnation, have dealt corruptly and given out bad loans; they have turned aside quickly out of the way which I commanded them; they have made them a molten calf, and have worshipped it, and have sacrificed unto it, and said: This is thy god, O Israel, which brought thee up out of the land of Egypt.' 9 And the LORD said unto Paulson: 'I have seen this people, and, behold, it is a stiffnecked people. 10 Now therefore let Me alone, that My wrath may wax hot against them, and that I may consume them; and I will make of thee a great nation.'

And Moses turned, and went down from the mount, with the two tables of the regulation in his hand; tables that were written on both their sides; on the one side and on the other were they written. And the tables were the work of God, and the writing was the writing of God, graven upon the tables.

Posted by guest , Oct 31, 2008 12:24PM

I haven't seen such ignorance like this exhibited in a publication since I read some of Sean Hannity's stuff.

Posted by guest , Oct 31, 2008 12:24PM

Why would you play with Market Bull Shit?

Posted by guest , Oct 31, 2008 12:24PM

I just wanted to see the bull before we sell it to Abu Dhabi!

Posted by guest , Oct 31, 2008 12:25PM

I just wanted to see the bull before we sell it to Abu Dhabi.

Posted by guest , Oct 31, 2008 12:27PM

Then Moses spake "ahh fuck it, go ahead and worship Baal. It'll do about as much good as the TARP."

Posted by guest , Oct 31, 2008 12:29PM

And the LORD spoke unto Paulson: 'Go, get thee down; for thy people, that thou broughtest up out of the land of stagnation, have dealt corruptly and given out bad loans; they have turned aside quickly out of the way which I commanded them; they have made them a molten calf, and have worshipped it, and have sacrificed unto it, and said: This is thy god, O Israel, which brought thee up out of the land of Egypt.' 9 And the LORD said unto Paulson: 'I have seen this people, and, behold, it is a stiffnecked people. 10 Now therefore let Me alone, that My wrath may wax hot against them, and that I may consume them; and I will make of thee a great nation.'

And Moses turned, and went down from the mount, with the two tables of the regulation in his hand; tables that were written on both their sides; on the one side and on the other were they written. And the tables were the work of God, and the writing was the writing of God, graven upon the tables.

Posted by guest , Oct 31, 2008 12:32PM

Is that Dick Gephardt stroking the Bull's right horn? Looks like a failed attempt to emulate Clinton's "cigar" fiasco.

Posted by guest , Oct 31, 2008 12:33PM

I would love to roll Sue in mayo and lick it all off. Yeah!

Posted by guest , Oct 31, 2008 12:34PM

Citi were workers caught trying to steal bull.Rumor is they were going to melt it down and use the proceeds for one big kick ass Holiday Party. Coke and hookers galore.. now to Gasparino with the full story !

Posted by guest , Oct 31, 2008 12:35PM

Consultants...

Posted by guest , Oct 31, 2008 12:36PM

Mess with the bull, you get the horns.

Posted by guest , Oct 31, 2008 12:37PM

http://www.tshirthell.com/funny-shirts/antichrist-08-barack-obama/

THE REAL HORNS

Posted by guest , Oct 31, 2008 12:38PM

you know what looks good on Sue? 12 inches of my schlong in her mouth.

Posted by guest , Oct 31, 2008 12:42PM

tongue like a cow, no teeth! line forms to the left.

Posted by guest , Oct 31, 2008 12:42PM

how about "annoying tourists, get the f out of my city"

Posted by guest , Oct 31, 2008 12:46PM

"Blood and souls for my lord Arioch!"

- or -

"Okay, start the fire and I'll go get some babies."

Posted by guest , Oct 31, 2008 12:48PM

"Step right up! Step right up! Yes, folks, here is your chance to lay your hands on this magnificent creature of myth and legend..."

Posted by guest , Oct 31, 2008 12:49PM

"WTF is this? These don't exist! Grab some water, weapons, and amunition; the bears will be angry when they see this!"

Posted by guest , Oct 31, 2008 12:50PM

"promote flip video"

by pure digital technology?

Posted by guest , Oct 31, 2008 12:51PM

"Step right up! Step right up! Yes, folks, here is your chance to lay your hands on this magnificent creature of myth and legend..."

Posted by guest , Oct 31, 2008 12:54PM

Is that a Nintendo controller in the foreground?

Posted by guest , Oct 31, 2008 12:55PM

Is that a Nintendo controller in the foreground?

Posted by guest , Oct 31, 2008 12:57PM

We train young men to drop fire on people. But their commanders won't allow them to write "fuck" on their airplanes because it's obscene...the horror...the horror....

Posted by guest , Oct 31, 2008 12:59PM

@ 31 good one-lol
@ 42 nice job
@ 54-how true

Posted by guest , Oct 31, 2008 1:01PM

"Our Leader Says, 'shoot to the capitalist system, Shoot To The Capitalist System, SHOOT TO THE CAPITALIST SYSTEM!!!'"

Posted by guest , Oct 31, 2008 1:02PM

@21 Sue Herrera is blonde. You're thinking of Michelle Caruso-Cabrera

Posted by guest , Oct 31, 2008 1:06PM

"The Festival of San Fermín was a lot easier than in years past."

Posted by guest , Oct 31, 2008 1:06PM

CG in the house!!!

Posted by guest , Oct 31, 2008 1:13PM

@69- yes, for sure only Michelle Car-Cab..... though the white anchors are bone-alicious as well, w/ Bartiromo bringing up the, er, rear...

Posted by guest , Oct 31, 2008 1:13PM

Damien Hirst's New Art Piece

Posted by guest , Oct 31, 2008 1:14PM

"Upon hearing that "bulls were being slaughtered on Wall street", activists rush in to save the last one they could find. Reporters were unable to tell them it was a fake bull as they were rolling on the ground laughing too hard."

Posted by guest , Oct 31, 2008 1:14PM

gas bag...

I hope Ratigan challenges him to an on-air fistfight

Posted by guest , Oct 31, 2008 1:21PM

@69

http://project000.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/07/07/michelle_carusocabrera_bikini.jpg

Much better slice...

Posted by guest , Oct 31, 2008 1:28PM

Its all fun and games until herds of idiots find the site...

General M. Bison

Posted by guest , Oct 31, 2008 1:41PM

"I heard the winner of the maintaining-physical-contact-with-the-bull contest will get to throw a free punch at an ex-CEO of their choice. I am picking Dick Fuld, how about you?"

Posted by guest , Oct 31, 2008 1:50PM

"I heard the winner of the maintaining-physical-contact-with-the-bull contest will get to throw a free punch at an ex-CEO of their choice. I am picking Dick Fuld, how about you?"

Posted by guest , Oct 31, 2008 2:29PM

@29 - You're a real douche

Posted by guest , Oct 31, 2008 2:36PM

"No thing beside remains. Round the decay

Of that Colossal Wreck, boundless and bare,

The lone and level sands stretch far away."

Posted by guest , Oct 31, 2008 2:49PM

1 When the people saw that Moses was so long in coming down from the mountain, they gathered around Aaron and said, "Come, make us gods [a] who will go before us. As for this fellow Moses who brought us up out of Egypt, we don't know what has happened to him."

2 Aaron answered them, "Take off the gold earrings that your wives, your sons and your daughters are wearing, and bring them to me." 3 So all the people took off their earrings and brought them to Aaron. 4 He took what they handed him and made it into an idol cast in the shape of a calf, fashioning it with a tool. Then they said, "These are your gods, [b] O Israel, who brought you up out of Egypt."

5 When Aaron saw this, he built an altar in front of the calf and announced, "Tomorrow there will be a festival to the LORD." 6 So the next day the people rose early and sacrificed burnt offerings and presented fellowship offerings. [c] Afterward they sat down to eat and drink and got up to indulge in revelry.

Posted by guest , Oct 31, 2008 4:18PM

Let me get a piece of that Wall Street bullshit!

Posted by guest , Oct 31, 2008 4:48PM

Where's your Messiah now????

Posted by guest , Oct 31, 2008 6:29PM

"Gasbagarumor has his tongue squrely up the bulls ass while he's jerking it off". Precisely why he does little more than spew shit on the air! When is CNBC going to fire this stupid bastard????

Posted by guest , Oct 31, 2008 6:29PM

"Gasbagarumor has his tongue squrely up the bulls ass while he's jerking it off". Precisely why he does little more than spew shit on the air! When is CNBC going to fire this stupid bastard????

Posted by guest , Oct 31, 2008 8:03PM

The little red ogre thought by putting on a toupee and scarf he might be able to go unnoticed in the crowd.

Posted by guest , Oct 31, 2008 8:06PM

@92... omg.. lmfao!! you win.

Posted by guest , Nov 01, 2008 5:29PM

# 58

you stinking Moron, this is not even your city.this place belongs to native American Indians.

Posted by guest , Nov 01, 2008 5:34PM

" How I wish my penis is as big as this".

Dick C.

Posted by guest , Nov 02, 2008 10:20PM

The Aristocrats!

Posted by guest , Nov 07, 2008 10:02AM

GS Tannoy announcement... "First 100 outside who touch the Bull get to come back to work on Monday. GO!"