• 13 Oct 2008 at 8:58 PM

Caption Contest Monday

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  1. 1
    Posted by guest | October 13, 2008 at 9:05 PM

    Deadmen Walking.

  2. 2
    Posted by Master of None | October 13, 2008 at 9:06 PM

    The wizard promised me a brain and a shiny new balance sheet!

  3. 3
    Posted by guest | October 13, 2008 at 9:07 PM

    “Really nice toilets in there. Most satisfying crap I’ve had in months. Double-taper.”

  4. 4
    Posted by guest | October 13, 2008 at 9:07 PM

    When its your turn to testify, this is what your going to say, ok..

  5. 5
    Posted by Anal_yst | October 13, 2008 at 9:08 PM

    vikram just had to pull the “tuck move”, but look, his tie covers it so you can hardly tell?

  6. 6
    Posted by Investorcluzo | October 13, 2008 at 9:10 PM

    that was easy!
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YmMNpbFjp0&feature=related

  7. 7
    Posted by guest | October 13, 2008 at 9:10 PM

    “I think they bought it.”

  8. 8
    Posted by guest | October 13, 2008 at 9:10 PM

    Enzyte – It Can Work For Anyone!

  9. 9
    Posted by guest | October 13, 2008 at 9:11 PM

    “I think they bought it.”

  10. 10
    Posted by guest | October 13, 2008 at 9:19 PM

    But, I want my new world, I want it, and I want it NOW

  11. 11
    Posted by Seaman Bodine | October 13, 2008 at 9:20 PM

    seriously, ashley dupree has nothing on the stash i got

  12. 12
    Posted by guest | October 13, 2008 at 9:21 PM

    that’s what she said

  13. 13
    Posted by guest | October 13, 2008 at 9:22 PM

    “Hey remember that intern we had, Zoe, yeah I ran into her at Whole Foods the other day…. yeah, she totally works there now”

  14. 14
    Posted by guest | October 13, 2008 at 9:25 PM

    “my ass hurts less from that than I expected”

  15. 15
    Posted by diablo | October 13, 2008 at 9:25 PM

    “hey vik, that was like taking candy from a baby.”

  16. 16
    Posted by guest | October 13, 2008 at 9:26 PM

    damn it feels good to be a banker

  17. 17
    Posted by guest | October 13, 2008 at 9:27 PM

    @3, http://www.theunticket.com/george-brett-shits-himself-story/

  18. 18
    Posted by guest | October 13, 2008 at 9:33 PM

    Mack: OMG, did you see Hank’s tiny office and his ugly admin?!
    Vik: Totally … I could never work public sector like that!

  19. 19
    Posted by guest | October 13, 2008 at 9:37 PM

    #16 wins

  20. 20
    Posted by guest | October 13, 2008 at 9:37 PM

    Pandit: Can you believe he made this cheque out to “cash”
    Mack: Just shutup and keep walking. I wanna get out of here before they workout they’ve been grifted

  21. 21
    Posted by guest | October 13, 2008 at 9:39 PM

    Mackhead: Heh heh heh, we’re important.
    Panvis: Yeh! Yeh! Hey Mackhead, did you ever notice Madonna is always masturbating during her videos?
    Mackhead: Yeah. So am I.

  22. 22
    Posted by guest | October 13, 2008 at 9:43 PM

    See this spot on my tie — I totally spit out my mulagatani soup when I heard the MUFG deal was going to happen. I mean good for you, but WOW!

  23. 23
    Posted by guest | October 13, 2008 at 9:46 PM

    Can you believe that after all we’ve been through, we still get to take home lottery size comp packages each year? They sure are suckers, right Knife?

  24. 24
    Posted by guest | October 13, 2008 at 9:46 PM

    Can you believe that after all we’ve been through, we still get to take home lottery size comp packages each year? They sure are suckers, right Knife?

  25. 25
    Posted by guest | October 13, 2008 at 9:49 PM

    I hear Mr. Scully Goes To Washington is still playing around the corner. Let’s go see it. Tickets only cost $98,000.

  26. 26
    Posted by guest | October 13, 2008 at 9:54 PM

    Mack: i have the US taxpayers nuts in my left hand.
    Vikram: that is so awesome! can i see them later?

  27. 27
    Posted by guest | October 13, 2008 at 9:56 PM

    Vikram: How are all those MBS positions I bought before I left working out for you?
    Mack: Have you ever seen American Psyco?

  28. 28
    Posted by guest | October 13, 2008 at 10:00 PM

    no where any good kush is…I’ve been a tad stressed of late

  29. 29
    Posted by guest | October 13, 2008 at 10:04 PM

    “Yooooo….MACK ATTACK, can you believe I parlayed my shit show hedge fund into control of the entire US banking system. Man Dinakar Singh has got it backward, why invest your good hedge fund in a shitty bank when you could sell your shitty hedge fund to ShitiBank. All the return, none of the risk. Now that’s what I call arbitrage, bitch. Oh, and John you guys get a discount on Shushi now right? Hook a brotha uuuuuupppppppp…… blahahaha ha ha ha”

  30. 30
    Posted by Anal_yst | October 13, 2008 at 10:06 PM

    @ 27 FTW hah

  31. 31
    Posted by guest | October 13, 2008 at 10:08 PM

    Mack – I wonder if I’ll get another round of applause on the trading floor – God i loved that!

  32. 32
    Posted by guest | October 13, 2008 at 10:12 PM

    One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
    Sclemeel, schlemazel, hasenfeffer incorporated.

  33. 33
    Posted by WindsorNot | October 13, 2008 at 10:14 PM

    ‘Konichiwa, eh Mack?’
    ‘Shut up. Vikram.’

  34. 34
    Posted by guest | October 13, 2008 at 10:18 PM

    #32. very funny

  35. 35
    Posted by guest | October 13, 2008 at 10:19 PM

    @1…nice.
    Dumb and Dumber
    “Alright Hamilton! Awesome! Totally Awesome!”

  36. 36
    Posted by guest | October 13, 2008 at 10:27 PM

    who let the IT guy near the banker? jesus, what is this, 1997 and we’re all wearing silver ties?

  37. 37
    Posted by guest | October 13, 2008 at 10:36 PM

    Cue “Little Green Bag”.

  38. 38
    Posted by guest | October 13, 2008 at 10:40 PM

    “I hear this Bess Levine is quite the woman.”
    “Like a mink…”

  39. 39
    Posted by guest | October 13, 2008 at 10:41 PM

    Yo Turtle, how about a rub ‘n tug?

  40. 40
    Posted by guest | October 13, 2008 at 10:49 PM

    VP: Dude, what does my tatoo say?
    JM: Sweet. What does my tatoo say?

  41. 41
    Posted by guest | October 13, 2008 at 10:53 PM

    For those who are too old or young:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLZ5AVHfnCs&feature=related
    Little Green Bag.

  42. 42
    Posted by guest | October 13, 2008 at 10:55 PM

    “So then Lucca puts a gun to my head and Paulson says ‘Either your signature or your brains are going to be on that contract’. True story, Vik”

  43. 43
    Posted by guest | October 13, 2008 at 10:58 PM

    Vikram: “Remind me never to accept the Secretary of Treasury job if it’s offered to me.”
    Mack: “Are you kidding me? I’d love to work government hours!”

  44. 44
    Posted by guest | October 13, 2008 at 11:09 PM

    #42- nice

  45. 45
    Posted by guest | October 13, 2008 at 11:17 PM

    16 wins.

  46. 46
    Posted by KevinB | October 13, 2008 at 11:21 PM

    If she’s really hot, it comes up to here.

  47. 47
    Posted by guest | October 13, 2008 at 11:21 PM

    Those AIG facials are greatly underrated.

  48. 48
    Posted by Phobos | October 13, 2008 at 11:25 PM

    Vikram: “I swear to god: when I think about how much we’ll make fucking these idiots my dick bananas to here on my tie.”
    Mack: “We both know you’re dick isn’t that big.”
    Vikram: “You said you’d never tell. You said it was our secret.”

  49. 49
    Posted by guest | October 14, 2008 at 12:19 AM

    VP: Its a real fucking shame Hanky Panky is shoving this communist equity investment bullshit down my throat so that Goldman doesn’t look as completely pathetic as it really is. Good ‘ole Hanky couldn’t let his old ship live with the shame of needing to be propped up while JPM, BoA, and Citi were getting along fine. Oh the humiliation that would have been for mighty Goldman! Maybe I’ll go open a Goldman checking account just for spite.

  50. 50
    Posted by WindsorNot | October 14, 2008 at 1:56 AM

    “God, I want to punch him. So. Hard.”
    – JM

  51. 51
    Posted by guest | October 14, 2008 at 4:55 AM

    “I told you I’d be able to get us front row seats for the lil wayne concert”

  52. 52
    Posted by guest | October 14, 2008 at 5:01 AM

    “I told you the government was too stupid to realize we are ripping them off.”

  53. 53
    Posted by guest | October 14, 2008 at 5:04 AM

    “I’m seriously thinking about quitting an opening a 7’11 franchise.

  54. 54
    Posted by guest | October 14, 2008 at 6:21 AM

    that subway diet really works!

  55. 55
    Posted by guest | October 14, 2008 at 8:00 AM

    West Garden?

  56. 56
    Posted by guest | October 14, 2008 at 8:17 AM

    Het Macky Boy, i’ll bet you $9 billion that Dick Fuld’s smile wasn’t this big when he left Washington!!!!!!!!!!!!

  57. 57
    Posted by guest | October 14, 2008 at 8:17 AM

    Hey Macky Boy, i’ll bet you $9 billion that Dick Fuld’s smile wasn’t this big when he left Washington!!!!!!!!!!!!

  58. 58
    Posted by guest | October 14, 2008 at 8:21 AM

    VP: brown guyz rule!!!!
    JM: hellz yea son

  59. 59
    Posted by guest | October 14, 2008 at 9:07 AM

    ” Ahhh…the life of a government employee”

  60. 60
    Posted by guest | October 14, 2008 at 10:00 AM

    #29 is my pick for best in show. Vik should be selling Slurpees at the local 7-11. But thanks to Fat Ass Sandy Weill and the rest of the Chitibank retarded band of brothers he is running the place. Hey guys, still glad you let Jamie Dimon go?

  61. 61
    Posted by guest | October 14, 2008 at 10:19 AM

    16 or 53, both very good…

  62. 62
    Posted by guest | October 14, 2008 at 10:31 AM

    16 ftw.

  63. 63
    Posted by guest | October 14, 2008 at 10:34 AM

    16 wins.

  64. 64
    Posted by guest | October 14, 2008 at 10:35 AM

    Now that we are government employees I guess we can’t be fired.

  65. 65
    Posted by guest | October 14, 2008 at 10:37 AM

    Pandit:
    “I tell you what, aside from some cramping in my left hand, I’d say we’re getting off pretty easy… Henry clearly appreciated the reach-around.”
    Mack:
    “You… you’re good, you… you’ve got a gift… yes you do, my friend…”

  66. 66
    Posted by guest | October 14, 2008 at 10:43 AM

    “Vik…you son of a whore, son bitch…I wish I knew how to quit you.”

  67. 67
    Posted by StillNoCouch | October 14, 2008 at 11:01 AM

    “Can you BELIEVE those suckars ? Man, I didn’t think we stood a chance in hell of pulling that off !”

  68. 68
    Posted by guest | October 14, 2008 at 11:05 AM

    Hey Mack…I just left a fluffy in the seat and a upper decker in the can!

  69. 69
    Posted by guest | October 14, 2008 at 11:05 AM

    Hey Mack…I just left a fluffy in the seat and a upper decker in the can!

  70. 70
    Posted by guest | October 14, 2008 at 11:06 AM

    Hey Mack…I just left a fluffy in the seat and a upper decker in the can!

  71. 71
    Posted by guest | October 14, 2008 at 11:09 AM

    Hey Mack…I just left a fluffy in the seat and a upper decker in the can!

  72. 72
    Posted by guest | October 14, 2008 at 11:20 AM

    Q: Hey Pandit, What’s the difference between Jelly and Jam?
    A: I didn’t jelly it in Pelosi’s ass last night.

  73. 73
    Posted by guest | October 14, 2008 at 12:00 PM

    is it me or is Mack trying to get Vik to look at the “hole” made by his fingers? Whats that game called?

  74. 74
    Posted by chad | October 14, 2008 at 12:43 PM

    One, Two, Three, Four, FiiiiiiiiiF.

  75. 75
    Posted by guest | October 14, 2008 at 12:53 PM

    “We’re both still fucked, but don’t let on, OK?”

  76. 76
    Posted by guest | October 14, 2008 at 3:06 PM

    I guess we put enough lipstick on that pig, huh?

  77. 77
    Posted by guest | October 14, 2008 at 3:40 PM

    @73
    It’s called the “Flying Asshole Alert”

  78. 78
    Posted by guest | October 15, 2008 at 4:11 PM

    “I bet you like it up the ass too.”
    - GmB

  79. 79
    Posted by guest | October 15, 2008 at 4:13 PM

    “I bet you like it up the ass too.”
    - GmB

  80. 80
    Posted by guest | October 26, 2009 at 3:37 PM

    Ok let me get this straight… after we put our right foot down, we do what with our left foot?
    Facebook: Duh Dog

  81. 81
    Posted by guest | October 26, 2009 at 3:38 PM

    Ok let me get this straight… after we put our right foot down, we do what with our left foot?
    Facebook: Duh Dog

  82. 82
    Posted by guest | October 26, 2009 at 3:38 PM

    Ok let me get this straight… after we put our right foot down, we do what with our left foot?
    Facebook: Duh Dog

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