Caption Contest Monday
Posted by Bess Levin, Oct 13, 2008, 8:58pm
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Posted by Master of None, Oct 13, 2008 9:06PM
The wizard promised me a brain and a shiny new balance sheet!
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Posted by guest, Oct 13, 2008 9:07PM
"Really nice toilets in there. Most satisfying crap I've had in months. Double-taper."
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Posted by guest, Oct 13, 2008 9:07PM
When its your turn to testify, this is what your going to say, ok..
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Posted by Anal_yst, Oct 13, 2008 9:08PM
vikram just had to pull the "tuck move", but look, his tie covers it so you can hardly tell?
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Posted by Investorcluzo, Oct 13, 2008 9:10PM
that was easy!
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Posted by Seaman Bodine, Oct 13, 2008 9:20PM
seriously, ashley dupree has nothing on the stash i got
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Posted by guest, Oct 13, 2008 9:22PM
"Hey remember that intern we had, Zoe, yeah I ran into her at Whole Foods the other day.... yeah, she totally works there now"
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Posted by guest, Oct 13, 2008 9:27PM
@3, http://www.theunticket.com/george-brett-shits-himself-story/
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Posted by guest, Oct 13, 2008 9:33PM
Mack: OMG, did you see Hank's tiny office and his ugly admin?!
Vik: Totally ... I could never work public sector like that!
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Posted by guest, Oct 13, 2008 9:37PM
Pandit: Can you believe he made this cheque out to "cash"
Mack: Just shutup and keep walking. I wanna get out of here before they workout they've been grifted
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Posted by guest, Oct 13, 2008 9:39PM
Mackhead: Heh heh heh, we're important.
Panvis: Yeh! Yeh! Hey Mackhead, did you ever notice Madonna is always masturbating during her videos?
Mackhead: Yeah. So am I.
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Posted by guest, Oct 13, 2008 9:43PM
See this spot on my tie -- I totally spit out my mulagatani soup when I heard the MUFG deal was going to happen. I mean good for you, but WOW!
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Posted by guest, Oct 13, 2008 9:46PM
Can you believe that after all we've been through, we still get to take home lottery size comp packages each year? They sure are suckers, right Knife?
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Posted by guest, Oct 13, 2008 9:46PM
Can you believe that after all we've been through, we still get to take home lottery size comp packages each year? They sure are suckers, right Knife?
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Posted by guest, Oct 13, 2008 9:49PM
I hear Mr. Scully Goes To Washington is still playing around the corner. Let's go see it. Tickets only cost $98,000.
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Posted by guest, Oct 13, 2008 9:54PM
Mack: i have the US taxpayers nuts in my left hand.
Vikram: that is so awesome! can i see them later?
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Posted by guest, Oct 13, 2008 9:56PM
Vikram: How are all those MBS positions I bought before I left working out for you?
Mack: Have you ever seen American Psyco?
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Posted by guest, Oct 13, 2008 10:00PM
no where any good kush is...I've been a tad stressed of late
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Posted by guest, Oct 13, 2008 10:04PM
"Yooooo....MACK ATTACK, can you believe I parlayed my shit show hedge fund into control of the entire US banking system. Man Dinakar Singh has got it backward, why invest your good hedge fund in a shitty bank when you could sell your shitty hedge fund to ShitiBank. All the return, none of the risk. Now that's what I call arbitrage, bitch. Oh, and John you guys get a discount on Shushi now right? Hook a brotha uuuuuupppppppp...... blahahaha ha ha ha"
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Posted by guest, Oct 13, 2008 10:08PM
Mack - I wonder if I'll get another round of applause on the trading floor - God i loved that!
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Posted by guest, Oct 13, 2008 10:12PM
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
Sclemeel, schlemazel, hasenfeffer incorporated.
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Posted by guest, Oct 13, 2008 10:19PM
@1...nice.
Dumb and Dumber
"Alright Hamilton! Awesome! Totally Awesome!"
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Posted by guest, Oct 13, 2008 10:27PM
who let the IT guy near the banker? jesus, what is this, 1997 and we're all wearing silver ties?
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Posted by guest, Oct 13, 2008 10:40PM
"I hear this Bess Levine is quite the woman."
"Like a mink..."
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Posted by guest, Oct 13, 2008 10:49PM
VP: Dude, what does my tatoo say?
JM: Sweet. What does my tatoo say?
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Posted by guest, Oct 13, 2008 10:53PM
For those who are too old or young:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLZ5AVHfnCs&feature=related
Little Green Bag.
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Posted by guest, Oct 13, 2008 10:55PM
"So then Lucca puts a gun to my head and Paulson says 'Either your signature or your brains are going to be on that contract'. True story, Vik"
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Posted by guest, Oct 13, 2008 10:58PM
Vikram: "Remind me never to accept the Secretary of Treasury job if it's offered to me."
Mack: "Are you kidding me? I'd love to work government hours!"
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Posted by Phobos, Oct 13, 2008 11:25PM
Vikram: "I swear to god: when I think about how much we'll make fucking these idiots my dick bananas to here on my tie."
Mack: "We both know you're dick isn't that big."
Vikram: "You said you'd never tell. You said it was our secret."
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Posted by guest, Oct 14, 2008 12:19AM
VP: Its a real fucking shame Hanky Panky is shoving this communist equity investment bullshit down my throat so that Goldman doesn't look as completely pathetic as it really is. Good 'ole Hanky couldn't let his old ship live with the shame of needing to be propped up while JPM, BoA, and Citi were getting along fine. Oh the humiliation that would have been for mighty Goldman! Maybe I'll go open a Goldman checking account just for spite.
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Posted by guest, Oct 14, 2008 4:55AM
"I told you I'd be able to get us front row seats for the lil wayne concert"
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Posted by guest, Oct 14, 2008 5:01AM
"I told you the government was too stupid to realize we are ripping them off."
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Posted by guest, Oct 14, 2008 5:04AM
"I'm seriously thinking about quitting an opening a 7'11 franchise.
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Posted by guest, Oct 14, 2008 8:17AM
Het Macky Boy, i'll bet you $9 billion that Dick Fuld's smile wasn't this big when he left Washington!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Posted by guest, Oct 14, 2008 8:17AM
Hey Macky Boy, i'll bet you $9 billion that Dick Fuld's smile wasn't this big when he left Washington!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Posted by guest, Oct 14, 2008 10:00AM
#29 is my pick for best in show. Vik should be selling Slurpees at the local 7-11. But thanks to Fat Ass Sandy Weill and the rest of the Chitibank retarded band of brothers he is running the place. Hey guys, still glad you let Jamie Dimon go?
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Posted by guest, Oct 14, 2008 10:35AM
Now that we are government employees I guess we can't be fired.
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Posted by guest, Oct 14, 2008 10:37AM
Pandit:
"I tell you what, aside from some cramping in my left hand, I'd say we're getting off pretty easy... Henry clearly appreciated the reach-around."
Mack:
"You... you're good, you... you've got a gift... yes you do, my friend..."
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Posted by guest, Oct 14, 2008 10:43AM
"Vik...you son of a whore, son bitch...I wish I knew how to quit you."
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Posted by StillNoCouch, Oct 14, 2008 11:01AM
"Can you BELIEVE those suckars ? Man, I didn't think we stood a chance in hell of pulling that off !"
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Posted by guest, Oct 14, 2008 11:05AM
Hey Mack...I just left a fluffy in the seat and a upper decker in the can!
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Posted by guest, Oct 14, 2008 11:05AM
Hey Mack...I just left a fluffy in the seat and a upper decker in the can!
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Posted by guest, Oct 14, 2008 11:06AM
Hey Mack...I just left a fluffy in the seat and a upper decker in the can!
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Posted by guest, Oct 14, 2008 11:09AM
Hey Mack...I just left a fluffy in the seat and a upper decker in the can!
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Posted by guest, Oct 14, 2008 11:20AM
Q: Hey Pandit, What's the difference between Jelly and Jam?
A: I didn't jelly it in Pelosi's ass last night.
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