• 20 Oct 2008 at 11:47 AM

Caption Contest Monday: Only The Von Trapp Family Can Save Us Now

By Bess Levin

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Hank Greenberg and his dog, Snowball. [Fortune]

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  1. 1
    Posted by guest | October 20, 2008 at 11:49 AM

    von furst

  2. 2
    Posted by guest | October 20, 2008 at 11:54 AM

    Tintin turns 80

  3. 3
    Posted by guest | October 20, 2008 at 11:58 AM

    Lost elderly man found after exhaustive 3-day mountainside search. He and his dog were cold and hungry, but otherwise unharmed.

  4. 4
    Posted by guest | October 20, 2008 at 11:58 AM

    “These dogs are fuckin’ great and they do not come with in-laws!!”

  5. 5
    Posted by guest | October 20, 2008 at 11:58 AM

    We need a photo of Elaine Gazarelli and her lil’ doggie CoCo.

  6. 6
    Posted by Tapecracker | October 20, 2008 at 11:59 AM

    “One more prying question from you bastards and the dog gets it!”

  7. 7
    Posted by guest | October 20, 2008 at 11:59 AM

    George W Bush, aged 84.

  8. 8
    Posted by guest | October 20, 2008 at 12:01 PM

    Ever heard of a straight man with a dog named Snowball? Me either.

  9. 9
    Posted by guest | October 20, 2008 at 12:01 PM

    “These dogs are fuckin’ great and they do not come with in-laws!!”

  10. 10
    Posted by guest | October 20, 2008 at 12:01 PM

    Here’s Snowball’s chance in hell!

  11. 11
    Posted by guest | October 20, 2008 at 12:04 PM

    which ones the dog?

  12. 12
    Posted by guest | October 20, 2008 at 12:04 PM

    9 you mean “me neither”. And you people make fun of Bess for simple spelling errors.

  13. 13
    Posted by guest | October 20, 2008 at 12:05 PM

    Here’s Snowball’s chance in hell!

  14. 14
    Posted by guest | October 20, 2008 at 12:08 PM

    Here’s Snowball’s chance in hell!

  15. 15
    Posted by guest | October 20, 2008 at 12:08 PM

    NY AG Office: “Is it too late to go back to the evil we know?”

  16. 16
    Posted by guest | October 20, 2008 at 12:09 PM

    Take a look Boys, it really does swing to my left!

  17. 17
    Posted by guest | October 20, 2008 at 12:12 PM

    “Bailout AIG or I’ll eat this dog”

  18. 18
    Posted by guest | October 20, 2008 at 12:13 PM

    how is this dino not being blamed for aig?

  19. 19
    Posted by guest | October 20, 2008 at 12:13 PM

    13, what do you mean “you people”?

  20. 20
    Posted by guest | October 20, 2008 at 12:14 PM

    Even in the hilltops of the Swiss Alps I can smell my depleted assets and a slight gassed corpsie odor from the 1930′s

  21. 21
    Posted by guest | October 20, 2008 at 12:17 PM

    Cialis. For when the moment is right.

  22. 22
    Posted by guest | October 20, 2008 at 12:19 PM

    The puppy did it, you can’t be mad at the puppy can you?

  23. 23
    Posted by guest | October 20, 2008 at 12:20 PM

    I use the fir for shirts like the one I have on…very warm during Alps winters

  24. 24
    Posted by guest | October 20, 2008 at 12:21 PM

    Thanks to Depend undergarments, I have a liquidity problem, not a solvency problem.

  25. 25
    Posted by guest | October 20, 2008 at 12:22 PM

    Thanks to Depend undergarments, I have a solvency problem, not a liquidity problem.

  26. 26
    Posted by Henry Ryecroft | October 20, 2008 at 12:25 PM

    I stormed the beaches at Normandy, and all I got was this lousy dog.

  27. 27
    Posted by guest | October 20, 2008 at 12:31 PM

    When Snowball started writing CDS contracts, I thought what could possibly go wrong.

  28. 28
    Posted by guest | October 20, 2008 at 12:45 PM

    I have merged with this dog several times in an attempt to survive…..and i got nothin.

  29. 29
    Posted by guest | October 20, 2008 at 12:49 PM

    I am going to name my next dog – Shamwow

  30. 30
    Posted by lig | October 20, 2008 at 12:56 PM

    No way can Spitzer, or whoever, find me here!

  31. 31
    Posted by Investorcluzo | October 20, 2008 at 12:58 PM

    hey elliot, how’s life a regular john, er I mean joe, working out for you…

  32. 32
    Posted by guest | October 20, 2008 at 1:55 PM

    you put your right foot in…you put your right foot out….etc

  33. 33
    Posted by MarshallStack | October 20, 2008 at 2:17 PM

    All your Snowball are belong to us.

  34. 34
    Posted by MarshallStack | October 20, 2008 at 2:18 PM

    君達の基地は

  35. 35
    Posted by guest | October 20, 2008 at 2:47 PM

    “Edelweiss, Edelweiss
    Every morning you greet me
    Small and white, clean and bright
    You look happy to meet me
    Blossom of snow may you bloom and grow
    Bloom and grow forever
    Edelweiss, Edelweiss
    Bless my homeland forever”

  36. 36
    Posted by guest | October 20, 2008 at 2:50 PM

    I sold all my AIG stock and bought this!

  37. 37
    Posted by carl spackler | October 20, 2008 at 2:50 PM

    Difference between a snowman and a snowwoman ?
    “snowballs”

  38. 38
    Posted by guest | October 20, 2008 at 2:59 PM

    Is that a Ralph Lauren golf shirt. With his hand in the pocket like that and the dog in his arms he looks like he is on a modeling shoot.

  39. 39
    Posted by Novice | October 20, 2008 at 3:00 PM

    I want my company back or I throw the dog from the nearest cliff.

  40. 40
    Posted by guest | October 20, 2008 at 3:22 PM

    Yes, I *am* just happy to see this dog.

  41. 41
    Posted by guest | October 20, 2008 at 3:22 PM

    Yes, I *am* just happy to see this dog.

  42. 42
    Posted by guest | October 20, 2008 at 6:41 PM

    “Well, Snowball is his given name, but we all call him Liberace”

  43. 43
    Posted by guest | October 20, 2008 at 9:26 PM

    You feed the bitch..I’M broke.

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