Beard arrives at the Fed building earlier this morning. [via Reuters]
Caption Contest Wednesday
Posted by Bess Levin, Oct 29, 2008, 11:09am
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Posted by guest , Oct 29, 2008 11:14AM
Need to read those funnies before I can even THINK about saving the US Economy today!
Posted by guest , Oct 29, 2008 11:16AM
Damn that Paulson, he stole the "How to spend it" section again....
Posted by guest , Oct 29, 2008 11:17AM
"This is some fucked up shit. Good think I have no real responsibility or authority."
Posted by guest , Oct 29, 2008 11:18AM
hmm, put it on bluenose in the fifth . . .
Posted by guest , Oct 29, 2008 11:18AM
"Phew! My ass sex affair with Paul Krugman didn't make into today's paper."
Posted by guest , Oct 29, 2008 11:19AM
Executive Income??? Work from Home??? Greenspan - get your ass out of the tub...WE ARE BACK!
Posted by guest , Oct 29, 2008 11:21AM
Caption: "Fucking Mallard Fillmore...."
Posted by guest , Oct 29, 2008 11:21AM
this salmon colored piece of whatever it is shields my eyes from my relection in the window - excellent
Posted by guest , Oct 29, 2008 11:21AM
Hmmm...Fucked again! Good thing I'm outta here soon!
Posted by guest , Oct 29, 2008 11:21AM
#6 FTW!
Posted by guest , Oct 29, 2008 11:21AM
Damn that Paulson, he stole the "How to spend it" section again....
Posted by guest , Oct 29, 2008 11:21AM
As a side note, any one recognize what paper he's reading?
Posted by guest , Oct 29, 2008 11:23AM
@12: FT
Posted by HighYield , Oct 29, 2008 11:24AM
"Let's see... Aries, Aries, Aries.... ah! Here we go...
'Many people look up to you lately for guidance and insight. You may wish to contain your contributions over the coming weeks as your sophisms will soon materialize.'
Hmmmm... what the hell is a 'sophism'?"
Posted by guest , Oct 29, 2008 11:24AM
@12
Back in the cage.
Posted by guest , Oct 29, 2008 11:25AM
I can't believe that Jeter is dating Minka Kelly!
Posted by guest , Oct 29, 2008 11:25AM
"Classifieds...where is the 'help wanted' section??"
Posted by guest , Oct 29, 2008 11:25AM
"Which greedy scum sucking pricks should I bail out today?.....Whichever one will give me the best job offer when I'm done with this gig."
Posted by guest , Oct 29, 2008 11:25AM
"Classifieds...where is the 'help wanted' section??"
Posted by guest , Oct 29, 2008 11:25AM
"4 letter word ending in '-unt' regarding a woman...ohhhh, Aunt! I was waaaaaaay off"
Posted by guest , Oct 29, 2008 11:26AM
"Maybe if I hold this newspaper up a little higher, they won't see me crying."
Posted by guest , Oct 29, 2008 11:27AM
What the hell is a RANT?
Posted by guest , Oct 29, 2008 11:29AM
"Hmmm...a four letter word for "a female" ...and I already have the "u, n and t..." Oh, "Aunt" !!!
Posted by guest , Oct 29, 2008 11:30AM
"No, no, no...ahhh here's one 'Earn Extra Cash for XMAS. No Experience Needed.' that sounds perfect."
Posted by guest , Oct 29, 2008 11:30AM
Oh, I see! Finkel is Einhorn and Einhorn is Finkel.
Posted by EricM , Oct 29, 2008 11:31AM
Damnit, they still haven't shutdown DealBreaker for publishing those IM logs AG keeps leaking!
Posted by guest , Oct 29, 2008 11:36AM
@13
I am a Hedge Fund manager, what is an FT?
Posted by StillNoCouch , Oct 29, 2008 11:39AM
That Garfield cracks me up every time !
Posted by lig , Oct 29, 2008 11:40AM
Let's see, can't find my name in the obits. Guess I have to go to work again today.
Posted by guest , Oct 29, 2008 11:40AM
12 across
"The only towel you will ever need. If you call now....."
Sha_wo_
Posted by guest , Oct 29, 2008 11:41AM
Maybe today wasn't the day to try the wake and bake after all...
Posted by guest , Oct 29, 2008 11:43AM
#20 beat me to it! Bastard!!
Posted by guest , Oct 29, 2008 11:44AM
"hmmmm, Zero Rate Policy isn't that bad! How long could the recession possibly last???"
Posted by prgy , Oct 29, 2008 11:45AM
@ 30. You are right, the shamwow is the only towel you will need.
Vince Offer
Posted by guest , Oct 29, 2008 11:45AM
Still no news on the dead prostitute I left in the dumpster
Posted by guest , Oct 29, 2008 11:47AM
SWF looking for........
Posted by guest , Oct 29, 2008 11:47AM
Bloody paparazzi at 6:30 in the morning....can't fault them on the camera angle though. You suckers can't even see the lastest issue of Blonde Chicks with Dicks hidden inside my FT.
Posted by guest , Oct 29, 2008 11:47AM
Damn, missed two numbers in the lotto...
Posted by guest , Oct 29, 2008 11:50AM
"Bills + 5.5. Slam dunk. If I can just pick a couple of winners I can get it all back."
Posted by guest , Oct 29, 2008 11:51AM
How can anyone say that the CP market is freeing up when the fed is buying almost all the newly issued CP?
Posted by guest , Oct 29, 2008 11:59AM
"OK; I need to commit this to memory....
"D.C.'s Hottest Live Action; Free Trial, Call Now to talk to like-minded people: 976-RATE-CUT"
Posted by guest , Oct 29, 2008 12:00PM
Dick Fuld got knocked out by a girl? Now that's just sad...
Posted by guest , Oct 29, 2008 12:03PM
whish I didn't lose that nr of that club Elliot Spitzer gave me, than i wouldnt have to scan the personals everyday..
Posted by guest , Oct 29, 2008 12:06PM
@39: HAHAHA...
Yeah; if Paulson bet what remains of the TARP on this week's NFL schedule, we'd all be better off...
Posted by guest , Oct 29, 2008 12:10PM
damn. those pants do make my butt look fat.
Posted by guest , Oct 29, 2008 12:20PM
Holds up FT to cover the fact that he's really reading NYPost Page Six.
Posted by Regional , Oct 29, 2008 12:22PM
"Holding rates steady?!?! Again?! What in the hell do Trichet and his chain-smoking, beret-wearing toadies at the ECB think they are doing??"
Posted by cy , Oct 29, 2008 12:26PM
"Soon they'll be printing the FT on old $100 bills"
Posted by JasonBourne , Oct 29, 2008 12:32PM
What the over and under on the Fed raising rates 75 basis points?
Posted by JasonBourne , Oct 29, 2008 12:32PM
What's the over and under on the Fed raising rates 75 basis points?
Posted by JasonBourne , Oct 29, 2008 12:32PM
What's the over and under on the Fed raising rates 75 basis points?
Posted by JasonBourne , Oct 29, 2008 12:33PM
What's the over and under on the Fed raising rates 75 basis points?
Posted by guest , Oct 29, 2008 12:34PM
@16 two of the greatest words ever spoken, Minka Kelly. You know she's a dirty little rat in bed. Mom was a Vegas dancer and dad, band member of Aerosmith, left'm high and dry in shit hole New Mexico.
SPODE
Posted by guest , Oct 29, 2008 12:34PM
"Wait--so George Miller wants to buy up everyone's 401(k) and give them 3% plus a $600 tax credit each year? Where do they find these fuckwits?"
Posted by guest , Oct 29, 2008 12:35PM
"Cram Cram Cram, got to figure out what is going on!"
Posted by guest , Oct 29, 2008 12:36PM
@49-52 - what's the over/under on your multiple posts? Click once dumbass.
Posted by guest , Oct 29, 2008 12:46PM
"I wonder if this Obama character needs an accountant."
Posted by guest , Oct 29, 2008 12:55PM
Obama announced today he would appoint V.I. Lenin as his Secretary of the Treasury upon inauguration.
Posted by guest , Oct 29, 2008 1:01PM
help wanted - someone w/rigorous academic background to manage the monetary policy of the world's largest economy, no experience necessary, all training is on the job; assertive and forward thinking types need not apply
Posted by guest , Oct 29, 2008 1:07PM
"I wonder if I can get me one of these"!
Hadassah University Hospital in Jerusalem's Ein Kerem is one of the centers that offers implantation of an artificial anal sphincter. It is a silicone device filled with a liquid and comprising three parts: the sphincter itself, a pump that can be controlled by the patient, and a balloon responsible for pressure.
Posted by guest , Oct 29, 2008 1:08PM
I can probably print dollars out of old newspapers!
Posted by guest , Oct 29, 2008 1:09PM
if i run out of paper...i can print dollars out of old newspapers!
Posted by guest , Oct 29, 2008 1:11PM
Printing newspapers from old dollars is what I'll do.
Posted by Jesse , Oct 29, 2008 1:13PM
"Hmmm. Why does this man have crab claws for hands?"
Posted by guest , Oct 29, 2008 1:17PM
Hate that I had to leave my Kindle at home so I'd look good. Hope Oprah doesn't see this...
Posted by guest , Oct 29, 2008 1:19PM
since i used all the TP to print hundos...i'll have to wipe with this
Posted by guest , Oct 29, 2008 1:22PM
"Page 8?!? Gotta come up with another, BOLDER solution to get back on the front page..."
Posted by guest , Oct 29, 2008 1:32PM
"The hoes here be better than the hoes on Craigslist"
Posted by guest , Oct 29, 2008 1:40PM
"oooh la la, what have we here? '40 year old, MWW, wall street diva reporter, seeks bearded, like minded $ugardaddy for uninhibited, afterhours fun at the NYSE. Call M. Badonkadonk, let me know how much you're packing in your underwear and bank account. Extra points for men who get paid in Euros...'"
-BeckyBootFan
Posted by guest , Oct 29, 2008 1:40PM
Damnit - i forgot to take off my wedding ring...
Posted by guest , Oct 29, 2008 1:42PM
"Damn I miss Charlie Brown and the gang..."
Posted by guest , Oct 29, 2008 1:46PM
Don't look--I need to pick my nose.
Posted by guest , Oct 29, 2008 1:54PM
Lets see now...where can I become a merkin donor...
Posted by ShortOil , Oct 29, 2008 2:15PM
"I got a handful of stacks, better grab an umbrella, I make it rain, I make it rain, I make it rain on them hoes!"
Posted by guest , Oct 29, 2008 2:18PM
"That Jeffrey Sachs guys is a fuckin' dumb ass. Government intervention to move markets. Ha!"
Posted by guest , Oct 29, 2008 2:23PM
"How sweet is it that they put a shitter in the back seat of this car? Whoah! That was a log!"
Posted by guest , Oct 29, 2008 2:28PM
Huh, Beastie Boys are coming to town.
Posted by guest , Oct 29, 2008 2:33PM
God Damn you, lower 48!
Posted by guest , Oct 29, 2008 2:34PM
Maybe I can get appointed next Governer of Alaska..
Posted by guest , Oct 29, 2008 2:44PM
I told you someone out there still reads the newspaper
Posted by guest , Oct 29, 2008 3:03PM
Now if I can just get the market to go a little bit lower, Obama will let me keep my job. . .
Posted by guest , Oct 29, 2008 5:01PM
I can't get out of the car because I just created liquidity in my pants
Posted by guest , Oct 29, 2008 5:03PM
TAKE MY PICTURE AGAIN AND I'LL MONETIZE YOU BITCH
Posted by guest , Oct 29, 2008 5:08PM
Ahhh, why is Ron Paul always busting my balls?!
Posted by guest , Oct 29, 2008 5:11PM
yeah you know big ben has the biggest stimulus package in town
Posted by guest , Oct 29, 2008 5:52PM
Revealed - the last reader of the FT
Posted by guest , Oct 29, 2008 6:39PM
"All this stress and I still gotta go home and take shit form the wife"
Posted by guest , Oct 29, 2008 6:43PM
I see the hookers have lowered their prices again.
Posted by guest , Oct 29, 2008 6:58PM
I accidentally left the Kindle I read Dealbreaker with at home.... And of course I read the Financial Times, not some crappy Murdoch-owned rag or the New York & Havana Times.
Posted by guest , Oct 29, 2008 7:58PM
Where is the obituary for Ron Paul??
Posted by guest , Oct 29, 2008 8:07PM
We are the FED. You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile.
Posted by guest , Oct 30, 2008 8:08AM
See not only can I save the world but read & drive @ the same time
Posted by guest , Oct 30, 2008 8:13AM
Now which way round do I hold it? I'm sure W told me.
Posted by guest , Oct 30, 2008 11:39AM
Sure glad I bought those VW calls on that tip from Blue Horseshoe!
Posted by guest , Oct 30, 2008 12:40PM
@27 you better close shop and try ft.com